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Girls from all over Ireland?

  • 25-02-2012 2:17am
    #1
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭


    Does any self-respecting man believe this to be the case just curious?


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  • #2
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Does any self-respecting man believe this to be the case just curious?

    Yes, and they're waiting for me:D


  • #3
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,142 ✭✭✭ciano1


    Yes, I'm a self respecting guy and I firmly believe there are girls ALL over Ireland!


  • #4
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Well no but I always thought it was an ad for a sex-line, but advertised in such a way as to be able to actually advertise a sex-line........ without calling it a sex lne?

    Am I wrong? I ain't spening €2.99 p/m to find out!


  • #5
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I remember when it was claimed that they were in the AH charter thread. Got me so many times.

    Still - I haven't been banned yet.


  • #6
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Well no but I always thought it was an ad for a sex-line, but advertised in such a way as to be able to actually advertise a sex-line........ without calling it a sex lne?

    Am I wrong? I ain't spening €2.99 p/m to find out!

    Girls from all over Ireland are waiting this is an auto response, please do not redial.


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  • #7
    susita06
    Registered Users Posts: 99 ✭✭susita06


    Haha this just came on the tv !! When did they get rid of yer wan with the really bad wig ?


  • #8
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Girls from all over Ireland are waiting this is an auto response, please do not redial.

    Hang on the line, and hot sexy girls will take you call as soon as possible*

    *waiting time can vary


  • #9
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Girls from all over Ireland are waiting this is an auto response, please do not redial.

    I don't think a self-respecting man would ring one of those thing anyway!


  • #10
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    A man talks dirty to a girl - it's sexual harrassment

    A girl talks dirty to a man - it's $4.99 a minute


  • #11
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    what does facky facky five dollar love you long time sound like in a monaghan accent


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  • #12
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    I have a problem with the girls tag maybe its just me.


  • #13
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    micropig wrote: »
    Hang on the line, and hot sexy girls will take you call as soon as possible*

    *waiting time can vary

    Like a sexy version of that Quiz Call thing that used to be on ITV at 1am!


  • #14
    Tesco Massacre
    Registered Users Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    micropig wrote: »
    Yes, and they're waiting for me:D

    In your area!

    Where exactly in that area they may be is yet to be ascertained.


  • #15
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    what does facky facky five dollar love you long time sound like in a monaghan accent

    ****yduckyluckymuckysucky situtation:p


  • #16
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Tesco Massacre wrote: »
    In your area!

    Where exactly in that area they may be is yet to be ascertained.

    The guys who believe this are the same guys who believe those banner ads that say "Sexy girls in Cavan want to date you tonight........ click here now"


  • #17
    Tesco Massacre
    Registered Users Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    The guys who believe this are the same guys who believe those banner ads that say "Sexy girls in Cavan want to date you tonight........ click here now"

    Yeah, as if there'd be a sexy girl in Cavan.


  • #18
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Tesco Massacre wrote: »
    Yeah, as if there'd be a sexy girl in Cavan.

    She might have gotten lost and ergo she's vulnerable...


  • #19
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Tesco Massacre wrote: »
    Yeah, as if there'd be a sexy girl in Cavan.

    Well if there is she gets around. Because the chick in the picture is the same chick who wanted to date me when I was in Madrid, then when I was in London!

    B*tch follows me everywhere!


  • #20
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    This is my mantra girls from all over Ireland.


  • #21
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Does anyone actually ring them?

    Has anyone here ever rang them? was it worth the ****.


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  • #22
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Takeko from Donegal,
    Yutsuko from Mayo,
    Anka from Cork..

    ..are waiting for your call.


  • #23
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    44leto wrote: »
    Does anyone actually ring them?

    Has anyone here ever rang them? was it worth the ****.

    I'd recommend using loud speaker!

    * not recommending ringing in the first place


  • #24
    Tesco Massacre
    Registered Users Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    On the subject of sex lines:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJXhJzzevtk


  • #25
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs


  • #26
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Tesco Massacre wrote: »
    On the subject of sex lines:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJXhJzzevtk

    This video is a little bit creepy...it's wrong on so many levels:eek::D


  • #27
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    I remember seeing some chap from England, with a droll Northern (think it was Manc) accent who used to call up the girls on those late night televised adult chat channels - was quite funny.


  • #28
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    I can't get the image of them guys in the radio station sitting there, sweating with their lad in their had fapping away to yer one,

    Thanks Tesco Massacre, I won't sleep for a week:mad:


  • #29
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    I wonder has anyone actually rang with an actual intent of masturbating flirting, rather than just taking the piss out of a North Korean in a brothel in China.


  • #30
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    They're genuine too, don't forget that. Genuine girls. :cool:


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  • #31
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Any girl who can work it with two wigs is game enough for me


  • #32
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    My ear hurts


  • #33
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,258 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Kiera wrote: »
    My ear hurts

    On the phone all night flirting were ya?


  • #34
    sandmanporto
    Registered Users Posts: 622 ✭✭✭sandmanporto


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Does any self-respecting man believe this to be the case just curious?
    there are a lot of good lookin birds in ireland. being stuck on a laptop aint gonna get you near them. i am guilty tonite


  • #35
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Kiera wrote: »
    My ear hurts

    On the phone all night flirting were ya?
    No. I'm not a sad cnut.


  • #36
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,241 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Have to laugh at the ads on facebook for certain dating sites which claim to have "500,000 members in Ireland". The idea that one in nine people in this country is a member of one particular website is nothing short of laughable.


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  • #37
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Kiera wrote: »
    My ear hurts

    get carried away with the phone, did ya? :p:D


  • #38
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    micropig wrote: »
    get carried away with the phone, did ya? :p:D

    Aye, must be good at it too if the guy's orgasam was loud enough to cause her earache.


  • #39
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Eh no, there was no phone sex. Move along now, nothing to see here.


  • #40
    zef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭zef


    They are 'real' girls, they work in an office on Dame St, believe it or not.
    But they don't wanna shag you, just get their shift over so they can go home to boyfriends/ kids/ etc. Fact.


  • #41
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    zef wrote: »
    They are 'real' girls, they work in an office on Dame St, believe it or not.
    But they don't wanna shag you, just get their shift over so they can go home to boyfriends/ kids/ etc. Fact.

    :mad:



    :D


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