Guinness and Rollies - Off topic chat!

Esoteric_

grames_bond wrote: »

I used to do that when i did stand up comedy - bouncing about like a boxer before I got up and shouted at an audience for 10-15 minutes .....good fun! :pac:

It works! But seriously, just pick songs that you know you can sing and you'll be flying.

Hermione*

Daisies wrote: »

Get everyone REALLY drunk first, they'll think you're great and then start singing along, thereby drowning out your voice :P

I love it!

I actually really want a gin and tonic now. Why is drinking in the office frowned upon?!

Esoteric_

Hermione* wrote: »

I love it!

I actually really want a gin and tonic now. Why is drinking in the office frowned upon?!

Oh god. Every time I drink gin, I get depressed! I never touch the stuff.

Go out on a ten minute break, neck a G&T, have a chewing gum and go back in. Nobody will be any wiser!

Agent Smith

Hermione* wrote: »

I love it!

I actually really want a gin and tonic now. Why is drinking in the office frowned upon?!

god i'd murder a G&T right now

Otis Driftwood

The hour of drunkening is close at hand.If anyone needs me after 20:30 I will be face down in a bucket of Guinness.

Otis Driftwood

Having a savage day.Won a sales competition at work and got 200 bucks worth of one for all vouchers then this evening while taking a belt of a pair of jeans I hadn't worn in a while a 50 Euro note fell out of the pocket plus im now on the bus headin for a dunder of pints.

Noice!!!!!

Esoteric_

Otis Driftwood wrote: »

Having a savage day.Won a sales competition at work and got 200 bucks worth of one for all vouchers then this evening while taking a belt of a pair of jeans I hadn't worn in a while a 50 Euro note fell out of the pocket plus im now on the bus headin for a dunder of pints.

Noice!!!!!

Lucky so and so!

I'm thinking of getting a bottle of wine tonight. Hmm. Must see if the little sister wants to drink with me since I'm not gonna drink alone.

Pembily

LyndaMcL wrote: »

I'm thinking of getting a bottle of wine tonight. Hmm. Must see if the little sister wants to drink with me since I'm not gonna drink alone.

My lil sister won't drink with me

Also spent a fortune in Pennys :eek:

Sauve

Otis Driftwood wrote: »

Having a savage day.Won a sales competition at work and got 200 bucks worth of one for all vouchers then this evening while taking a belt of a pair of jeans I hadn't worn in a while a 50 Euro note fell out of the pocket plus im now on the bus headin for a dunder of pints.

Noice!!!!!

Ahh I love those days!
Enjoy the pints

Esoteric_

Pembily wrote: »

My lil sister won't drink with me

Also spent a fortune in Pennys :eek:

Mine said she will but won't go to the off licence with me, so I get to look like an alcoholic buying her drink and mine.

Oh man, I spent like 200 euro in there two weeks ago. Get anything nice??

awec

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Pembily

I bought stuff mostly for said lil sister! Got nice blue skinny jeans

Good work Awec

Well done Otis, enjoy the pints

Esoteric_

Pembily wrote: »

I bought stuff mostly for said lil sister! Got nice blue skinny jeans

Good work Awec ;

I got a nice red dress there 2 weeks ago, but it's waaaay too big. I never try things on and have myself convinced I'm still much bigger than I am. I'm there buying clothes in size 18 and 20, forgetting that I'm a 14. Then I go home and they're like massive tents and I have to exchange them all. >_>

Tom Cruise

Just had my 1st taste of Tequila and i did not know it was rocket fuel.WOWXZERS.
It hits the spot....I drank it straight so am i meant to take it with sugar and lemon or some thing huh ??:):pac:

Esoteric_

Tom Cruise wrote: »

Just had my 1st taste of Tequila and i did not know it was rocket fuel.WOWXZERS.
It hits the spot....I drank it straight so am i meant to take it with sugar and lemon or some thing huh ??:):pac:

Lick salt off hand. Knock back shot. Suck lime.

I just drink tequila straight tbh. None of that faffing around with salt and fruit bull.

Tom Cruise

Its too strong the taste is horrible.Think ill get some more.Your right licking salt off my hand would be too weird for me ha ha

Hmm Orange juice and Tequila mite try make cocktails

Esoteric_

Tom Cruise wrote: »

Its too strong the taste is horrible.Think ill get some more.Your right licking salt off my hand would be too weird for me ha ha

Hmm Orange juice and Tequila mite try make cocktails

Orange juice and tequila is rank, trust me.

Lime cordial is nice with it.

Hyperbullet

Tequila is the root of all evil, and after I take power of the planet after a bloodless coup I will see to it that every single bottle of it is destroyed.

/rant

You know that one drink that makes you puke? Tequila is it for me.

Tom Cruise

It tastes like sucking lemon juice out of a cats arse.Am i on the right thread i am new here is this the drinking thread??

Hyperbullet

No you're in the general banter thread. You'll find drink discussed (and cursed, especially on Sat/Sun mornings), along with various discussions on cake, fruit, the use of the word "hump"...

Basically it's manly as f*ck in here.

Tom Cruise

I think i am getting addicted to this forum.
Maybe i should give up and go back to internet porn.B4 the dragon takes hold.:) Although the mention of cake has me intrigued.:cool:

Esoteric_

Hyperbullet wrote: »

No you're in the general banter thread. You'll find drink discussed (and cursed, especially on Sat/Sun mornings), along with various discussions on cake, fruit, the use of the word "hump"...

Basically it's manly as f*ck in here.

Tbh I started using this forum purely because it's full of typical man banter. I'm sick of women not being funny!


Also, I have cake and pints. I win.

The Black Oil

Tom Cruise likes tequila?

Pembily

I'm making browines, pictures to follow

Hyperbullet

LyndaMcL wrote: »

Tbh I started using this forum purely because it's full of typical man banter. I'm sick of women not being funny!


Also, I have cake and pints. I win.

There is a brilliant bunch of people on here alright

Except you. Swanning in here with your cake and pints... :pac:

Esoteric_

Hyperbullet wrote: »

There is a brilliant bunch of people on here alright

Except you. Swanning in here with your cake and pints... :pac:

I'd share if someone wanted to come over and alleviate my boredom! I fcuking hate sick leave. I have nothing to do and no money with which to do it!

Also, gonna make a sticky triple chocolate cake tomorrow. Alas, I won't be able to eat it due to allergies, but I'm sure my sister will appreciate it

18AD

I'll have a pint of cake please.

Esoteric_

18AD wrote: »

I'll have a pint of cake please.

Next official beers, I'll bring cake. Might make up for my disgusting personality

Tom Cruise

Pembily wrote: »

I'm making browines, pictures to follow

You better post pics.:DtHE tequila is making me hungry.
Tom Cruise likes tequila and Sunrises and hates landlords.
I wish i was FAR AND AWAY. Or Taking a HIGHWAY INTO THE DANGER ZONE.:eek:

Daisies

Awec, no you are not getting me drunk!

Pem, send on some brownies asap!