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If footballers were clubbers

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  • #102
    but1er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,505 ✭✭✭but1er


    stewart downing: worst wingman ever


  • #103
    tvercetti
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭tvercetti


    Sir Alex Ferguson(Zidane & Poborsky) - Spends months eyeing up the hottest girl on the dancefloor, about to make his move when he sees a new girl with lovely hair strutting her stuff. Takes her home but shes a bit of a let down.

    Sir Alex Ferguson(Jordi Cruyff) - Heard her mother was like a porn star in the sack so took a chance on her daughter only to be let down.


  • #104
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,497 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Maradonna , Gets caught in act of pinching a 17 years old bum, Claims it was not him, But hand of god


  • #105
    JaMarcus Hustle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,929 ✭✭✭JaMarcus Hustle


    Mario Balotelli - Shows up wearing a bathrobe, pyjama bottoms and clogs. Yes, clogs. Consistently orders custom Jaeger Bombs that replace the Red Bull content with semi-skimmed milk and Tropicana. Insists on paying for these in an assortment of currencies, mostly the Swedish Krona, Chilean Peso and Monopoly notes. He doesn't drink these of couse, he instead just pours the contents of each drink into the left hand pocket of his bathrobe. Introduces himself to women as Barry, a toll booth operator from Brighton. Gets most of his kicks requesting songs from the DJ, but intentionally mixes up the artist and the song title, i.e. Bruce Springsteen - Moves Like Jagger, Rihanna - All Along The Watchtower, Bon Iver - F*ck Tha Police etc. Throws a massive strop when the DJ can't find these songs. It's at this point that Roberto Mancini usually shows up and takes him home before he gets kicked out, leaving Edin Dzeko there instead to take Barry's place. The Daily Mail and Sun Sport have a field day.


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