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Chicken Scratchins'

Bootup · 2012-02-27 19:39:54

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan! Q: How long do chickens work? A: Around the cluck! Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most? A: Fry-day! Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother? A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be! Q: Is chicken soup good…

27-02-2012 08:39PM

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Bootup

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Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

Q: Is chicken soup good for your health?
A: Not if you're the chicken!

Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!

Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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#2 28-02-2012 02:06PM

dak

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u-KFC....dyslexic chicken !

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