Worst birthday present

Plazaman · 28-02-2012 4:35pm

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

did you sleep with your granny? and just got of a picture of your aunt/daughter?

Ah the ole "I'm my own Grandpa" theory? No, ruled that out straight away. Think it just boiled down to the fact that she was mad as a bag of spanners.

Still as bad as it was, I'm past the birthday present age and get nothing from nobody now.....

Poor me....

*cough

Evie90 · 28-02-2012 4:47pm

Ormus wrote: »

Ah so they fitted you a year later.

Happy ending to that story so.

Nope I'm still a 12 and a lot less self conscious than i was then

sunflower27 · 28-02-2012 4:52pm

Evie90 wrote: »

My sister gave me a horrible pair of size 18 jeans for my 17th birthday (I was a 12). Didn't talk to her until my 18th.

Oooh, this reminds me of a present an ex-friend gave me one year in front of my then boyfriend (who she had the hots for and later went on to try and make a pass at).

It was a size 16 t-shirt with DRAMA QUEEN emblazoned across it. I was a size 12.

She sat there looking really smug till I said, 'no, seriously, you keep it.... it's your size'.

Nothingbetter2d · 28-02-2012 4:54pm

Evie90 wrote: »

My sister gave me a horrible pair of size 18 jeans for my 17th birthday (I was a 12). Didn't talk to her until my 18th.

tell the truth you were a size 18 you just dont want to admit it

Evie90 · 28-02-2012 5:00pm

sunflower27 wrote: »

Oooh, this reminds me of a present an ex-friend gave me one year in front of my then boyfriend (who she had the hots for and later went on to try and make a pass at).

It was a size 16 t-shirt with DRAMA QUEEN emblazoned across it. I was a size 12.

She sat there looking really smug till I said, 'no, seriously, you keep it.... it's your size'.

I wish I had said something like that! I just sulked for a year may have been a little dramatic looking back

, but then again I was overly self-conscious as a 17 year old so she should have know better.

cynder · 28-02-2012 5:03pm

Happy birthday op.

I don't care if I get a present for my birthday or not so I'm never disappointed. After all its the thought that counts.

Evie90 · 28-02-2012 5:08pm

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

tell the truth you were a size 18 you just dont want to admit it

YOU CALLING ME FAT !!!

Farcheal · 28-02-2012 5:13pm

My worst birthday present is Nothing. Doesn't really bother me much.

sunflower27 · 28-02-2012 5:15pm

Farcheal wrote: »

My worst birthday present is Nothing. Doesn't really bother me much.

Much

Markcheese · 28-02-2012 5:23pm

A guy I was in school with had to bring his CAO form and birth cert ect in the teacher was checking the forms when he noticed the date on the form was different to the cert. His parents had told him a different date, said it didn't matter cause they didn't celebrate birthdays anyway.... Poor sod

mysteries1984 · 28-02-2012 5:26pm

I got a guillotine once. Not the sound killing-people thing, the paper cutting apparatus.

I don't cut a lot of paper.

rgmmg · 28-02-2012 5:29pm

My ex got me a vibrator and a box of Turkish Delight which I hate. She said "Don't like the sweets? Go f* ck yourself."

blatantrereg · 28-02-2012 5:29pm

I got a thing of massage oils from an ex to use in giving her massages for valentine's day :rolleyes:

Smae girl dumped me on my birthday. Much better present in retrospect!

Thud · 28-02-2012 5:30pm

Had an aunt who used to send me colouring books when i was a kid, pretty crap present back then but she continued to send me them until i was 17 or 18

BraziliaNZ · 28-02-2012 5:35pm

When I was about 8 or 9, I stole an onion and a packet of polo from the little supermarket across the road for my ma, on her birthday. I think she managed to act surprised, the sweetheart.

stupidfishy · 28-02-2012 5:49pm

For my last birthday my parents got me a new bedroom door...and it's hung upside down

JohnMearsheimer · 28-02-2012 6:15pm

I turned 28 a few weeks ago, my mum's friend gave me 2 envelopes....they were even wrapped. She's a nice lady but I have no idea what was going through her mind. I don't want anything from her. My sisters get odd presents from her too. Anyway, I've used one of the envelopes.