I suspect my neighbours are living in sin

feelgoodinc27

Wheres a magdelene laundry when you need one

Rabidlamb

rgmmg wrote: »

The thought of the local priesthood not having unvetted access to local children disgusts me.

I heard Fr. Feery from the next parish can save their souls with his hugs of love.
Safe in the arms of Jesus is where they should be.

kevmol88

It's been going downhill since they started leaving women into public houses.:D

Fratton Fred

Nodin wrote: »

Perhaps if you slipped some pamphlets in the door that extoll the benefits of christian marriage....how the sex is better when baby Jesus approves and all that.

What is it with you shinners and printing pamphlets? ;-))

TeddyTedson

Rabidlamb wrote: »

They are a young couple with a small child who've lived next door for over a year now.
I was joking the other evening about my 10th wedding anniversary coming up & the woman just blushed quietly.
I notice they never leave for Mass on a Sunday morning, their car is always there.
I took in a package from Amazon for them one day & I noticed her surname is different to his.

I know their landlord & I feel I should report them so that he's aware of all the facts.
I can only imagine the shame I would feel were it happening under my roof.
Come to think of it the child may not be baptized either, I should collect some holy water & catch her next time she's playing on the green.
We used be so proud of our estate, terrible to see it go downhill like this.

Is it two women:eek: Hot lesbians covered in oil I bet every Sunday. Scissoring.

Celly Smunt

sounds like somebodies boyfriend is staying in her council house to me.

Where's the report button??

who the fug

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Nodin wrote: »

Perhaps if you slipped some pamphlets in the door that extoll the benefits of christian marriage....how the sex is better when baby Jesus approves and all that.

What is it with you shinners and printing pamphlets? ;-))

Cheap bespoke toilet paper

facemelter

When your telling him remember to call him Mister Jesus :P

Ghost Buster

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH...cannnott resist.......
OH LOOK ANOTHER ANTI CATHOLIC THREAD!!!!!:eek::eek:


had to be done......

ejmaztec

I always make a quick visit to thunderbolts 'r us.ie whenever my neighbours are in need of divine intervention. They also provide value-packs of Vatican-approved stones, with sharpened edges for maximun blood-letting.

flanzer

Look, if it can happen to the Virgin Mary, it can happen to this poor unfortunate girl

You lot disgust me, vying for blood

Celly Smunt

ejmaztec wrote: »

I always make a quick visit to thunderbolts 'r us.ie whenever my neighbours are in need of divine intervention. They also provide value-packs of Vatican-approved stones, with sharpened edges for maximun blood-letting.

and leather masks for ages 4-12

Skatedude

So, White sheets time and a flaming condom on their lawn?

Laika1986

OP I think you should invest in one of these:

44leto

Perhaps OP they are (**spits**) prot**tants, if this is so, the only action seen fit in the eye of the holy church is to burn them out of your parish, you can't have their contamination touching youngsters.

I deeply sympathise but if require I will be there for the burning.

Neyite

Tis shocking OP, you need to tell people - start by a visit to the parochial house, then to the post office, then Widda Quinn on the corner. Word should soon spread then.

Shun her in the street, and whisper when she walks past. Make sure the shops refuse to serve her.

Tell the priest to have a good long mass on her lawn for her soul.

And KEEP YER GOOD GODFEARING MENFOLK AWAY FROM THIS JEZZABEL

sunflower27

Ghost Buster wrote: »

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH...cannnott resist.......
OH LOOK ANOTHER ANTI CATHOLIC THREAD!!!!!:eek::eek:


had to be done......

What? The only anti-Catholics here are those heathens that are trying to raise their child as one of us!!! :eek::eek::eek:

mikemac1

You wouldn't see this in DeValera's Ireland

Bring back Fianna Fáil!

Nodin

Rabidlamb wrote: »

They are a young couple with a small child who've lived next door for over a year now.
I was joking the other evening about my 10th wedding anniversary coming up & the woman just blushed quietly.
I notice they never leave for Mass on a Sunday morning, their car is always there.
I took in a package from Amazon for them one day & I noticed her surname is different to his.

I know their landlord & I feel I should report them so that he's aware of all the facts.
I can only imagine the shame I would feel were it happening under my roof.
Come to think of it the child may not be baptized either, I should collect some holy water & catch her next time she's playing on the green.
We used be so proud of our estate, terrible to see it go downhill like this.

You do realise though, that its all her fault?

LoanShark

* AHEM *

"That would be an eccumenical matter!"










I cant believe we've made it to 5 pages and no-one else has said that... I actually got that excited, that a little pee came out me..

who the fug

Is now a good time to tell the OP that the two nice bachelors in number 7 got married

The King of Moo

And not only are they gettin' extra children's allowance cos they're not married, I heard there from Mary the other day that you get an extra payment down the social welfare if you renounce God. This country's gone to hell in a handcart...

OP, I think it's time to send a message by putting a big, burning lower-case "t" in their front garden.
You know, "t" for "tut tut..."

ejmaztec

who the fug wrote: »

Is now a good time to tell the OP that the two nice bachelors in number 7 got married

Anto and Deco?

Rabidlamb

who the fug wrote: »

Is now a good time to tell the OP that the two nice bachelors in number 7 got married

Yes, Ralph & Padraic told me their good news, just can't wait to meet the lucky ladies, they seem to be keeping a low profile.

who the fug

Rabidlamb wrote: »

Yes, Ralph & Padraic told me their good news, just can't wait to meet the lucky ladies, they seem to be keeping a low profile.

That would be helga and lottie , you see them on Friday nights going into number 7 with a turkey baster

They have Xmas Dinner most weekends

44leto

who the fug wrote: »

That would be helga and lottie , you see them on Friday nights going into number 7 with a turkey turkey baster

They have Xmas Dinner most weekends

Helga and Lottie, I once did some plumping work for them, they are very close they even sleep in the same bed, I thought it was odd that 2 sisters would have different surnames. They are pretty women, I had to go to confession to confess my adulterous thoughts after that job, I tell you Ralph and Patrick are lucky men.

Fratton Fred

ejmaztec wrote: »

Anto and Deco?

Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.

who the fug

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael.

Get thee to the a scullery

angry kitten

Filthy whore, she probably stole him from a lovely God fearing Catholic(sexually repressed) woman. Tar and feather her outside a nightclub as a warning to others of her kind.

44leto

I will ask Ralph and Patrick do they want in on the bricking and burning of the (**spits**) prot**tants they are good catholics, on their mantle they have a cindy doll on a crucifix and naked pictures of Jesus all over their bedrooms. They once treated my piles and using no hand, it was a miracle.

token101

angry kitten wrote: »

Filthy whore, she probably stole him from a lovely God fearing Catholic(sexually repressed) woman. Tar and feather her outside a nightclub as a warning to others of her kind.

If pornography has taught me anything it's that Catholics aren't sexually repressed. That or Angel Long isn't really a Catholic and it was all a lie

Gloomtastic!

Sauve wrote: »

But how could they have had a child if they're not married?

I still remember saying this when I was a kid when a heard someone I knew had just had a baby. Oh the innocence!

cofy

I'm so ashamed to tell you all and hope you will find it in your hearts to forgive me, but I was once one of these sinners. I saw the error of my ways and got married. It was a day so filled with emotion. It brought a tear to my eye when the priest shook my hand after the cermony and told me that I was now welcome to attend mass.

So you see OP there may be hope for redemption yet.

Defiler Of The Coffin

Drive a Toyota Corolla through their front door.

Drive a stake through their hearts. Kill everyone.

44leto

cofy wrote: »

I'm so ashamed to tell you all and hope you will find it in your hearts to forgive me, but I was once one of these sinners. I saw the error of my ways and got married. It was a day so filled with emotion. It brought a tear to my eye when the priest shook my hand after the cermony and told me that I was now welcome to attend mass.

So you see OP there may be hope for redemption yet.

**sniff**Sniff**
Isn't our holy roman church just the holiest, it is so forgiving, Wasn't our holy mother of God, Mary the blessed virgin mother an unmarried mother. I imagine you did your penance under the holy sisters in the Madelaine laundries. Jesus's wives they are, so holy.
**sniff**

LuckyFinigan

Report them to the local priest. Its shocking that this kind of thing is going on in this day and age.

Robdude

They would get married; but they'd get less money from the government.

TOMP

Say 3 decades of the rosary every evening for a month for their salvation
They will soon see the errors of their ways

robindch

Rabidlamb wrote: »

They are a young couple with a small child who've lived next door for over a year now.

You could ask her granny to cut her out of her inheritance:

http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/irish-granny-cuts-granddaughter-out-of-her-will-for-living-in-sin-3017977.html

efb

who the fug wrote: »

Is now a good time to tell the OP that the two nice bachelors in number 7 got married

Was it to the two spinster sisters from the village across? At least I think they're sisters...

Rabidlamb

I notice them on their laptops of an evening, I suppose they're watching that prone.
Perhaps I should cut their sinful eircom wire just to be safe, thoughts of that filth being piped into our estate just turns my stomach.

cofy

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I notice them on their laptops of an evening, I suppose they're watching that prone.
Perhaps I should cut their sinful eircom wire just to be safe, thoughts of that filth being piped into our estate just turns my stomach.

I think you'd better, just to be safe. I'm just on the way up to the Priest immediately, to ask him to say a mass. You poor poor soul.

johnayo

If the stoning is happening, can someone let me know. I have a bag of pebbles 2 rocks and a brick here at the moment.

Crimbouser

Twitch your curtains in the name of deceny ,op!! But seriously, how do people get any excitement from judging/gossiping about others? It's just so boring!!!

eyescreamcone

Soccer supporters no doubt?!
Wouldn't and couldn't happen to god fearing GAA people

Bullchomper

Ah leave the child alone - that's Rosemary's baby.

harney

How can you tell then child hasn't been anywhere near a priest, apart from being able to walk properly?

cml387

It could be worse. Somene else on this forum has to live beside black people.

Only sayin'

EGAR

You've got it all wrong, OP, he's a priest and she is his housekeeper and the child is probably a poor orphan they took in. So there. Ya dirty minded minger, ya!

iBeast

The devil is at work! THE DEVIL! Christ compels thee