Wednesday funnies

MonkieSocks

My senile mate keeps knocking on his own front door then goes round the back to answer his own knocks.


I dont think he knows what he is letting himself in for!!!

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Ordered a chinese last night.

The man turned up at my door and said "€20 prease".

I smiled and said "Can you tell me the name of Jordan's blind son?"

He said "harfey price" I replied "cheers, here's a tenner now fook off!!"

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Liverpool have finally taken home a trophy after six years: The Carling cup.

That's a bit like being single for six years and then bringing home Susan Boyle.

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Don't you just hate that awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it