Ice Cream Cones

bobmalooka

My 37 weeks pregnant girlfriend is demanding I get her an ice cream cone. Obviously i told her to shut her mouth but when do the shops start selling them?

stupidusername

all year round.

The King of Moo

Could you not just get her a cornetto?

Eathrin

bobmalooka wrote: »

My 37 weeks pregnant girlfriend is demanding I get her an ice cream cone. Obviously i told her to shut her mouth but when do the shops start selling them?

Seems the normal reaction...

Guill

No icecream unless it's a boy. simples.

Clareman

Shoot her with piss and tell her to make you a sandwich

HellboundIRL

I always notice the shops selling them around st patricks day.

amacca

stupidusername wrote: »

all year round.

even the ones that come out of the machine.................it never occurred to me to ask for one in not the summer



op just get her a cornetto and tell her not to be bothering you while you are playing Xbox in future

MrStuffins

The perfect pregnancy snack

She can eat the ice-cream, bite the bottom off the cone to suck the rest of the ice-cream out (You love it you slaaaaags).

And then use the cone as a funnel to get the baby out!

frank9901

bobmalooka wrote: »

My 37 weeks pregnant girlfriend is demanding I get her an ice cream cone. Obviously i told her to shut her mouth but when do the shops start selling them?

what else could you do?

bobmalooka

stupidusername wrote: »

all year round.

seems to be a seasonal thing out here in the wild west.

opinion guy

MrStuffins wrote: »

(You love it your slaaaaags)

Not for the first time in this short threads life am I asking myself....wtf ??

stupidusername

Oh you mean a 99 so? Just get her a malteser ice cream. Nom nom nom

MrStuffins

opinion guy wrote: »

Not for the first time in this short threads life am I asking myself....wtf ??

I still haven't gotten used to proof-reading my posts before I click "Submit Reply". My typing is ridiculousy bad! It makes me look retarded a lot of the time!

The rest of the time it's the content of my posts which makes me look retarded!

saywhatyousee

You can buy them all year round here got one about 2 weeks ago always remember to get two flakes:cool:

bobmalooka

The King of Moo wrote: »

Could you not just get her a cornetto?

has to be a 99 job. flake and sprinkles, no recession here

Sonic the Large Cock

ice cream ur knob and hand it to her, extra jiffy cream inside

Pacifist Pigeon

"Here ya go honey."

*zip*

stupidusername

bobmalooka wrote: »

has to be a 99 job. flake and sprinkles, no recession here

If she's like this before it's born,you don't want to be around after the birth

bobmalooka

stupidusername wrote: »

If she's like this before it's born,you don't want to be around after the birth

no worries about that man, i'll be packing her off to the magdaline sisters for having a child out of wedlock

opinion guy

MrStuffins wrote: »

I still haven't gotten used to proof-reading my posts before I click "Submit Reply". My typing is ridiculousy bad! It makes me look retarded a lot of the time!

The rest of the time it's the content of my posts which makes me look retarded!

Looking at your post count...:eek:...wow...slow learner :P

MrStuffins

opinion guy wrote: »

Looking at your post count...:eek:...wow...slow learner :P

Some would call it "special"!

Jordan 199

The King of Moo wrote: »

Could you not just get her a cornetto?

'Just one cornetto, give it to me...'

starbelgrade

MrStuffins wrote: »

Some would call it "special"!

Quiet, newb.

Sindri

opinion guy wrote: »

Not for the first time in this short threads life am I asking myself....wtf ??

I'm asking myself why does this guy not got his own sitcom.

Son Of A Vidic

bobmalooka wrote: »

no worries about that man, i'll be packing her off to the magdaline sisters for having a child out of wedlock

I'm sure the child's father won't allow that.

opinion guy

starbelgrade wrote: »

Quiet, newb.

I think he's asking for a paddling don't you ?

J. Marston

bobmalooka wrote: »

My 37 weeks pregnant girlfriend is demanding I get her an ice cream cone. Obviously i told her to shut her mouth but when do the shops start selling them?

I like your style.