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Anne Frank: Two Years Rent Free! (Working Title)

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  • #52
    lividduck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭lividduck


    The_Thing wrote: »
    In the final episode we see the Frank's visited by a travelling salesman who, after much haggling over the price, sells them a suitcase full of baked beans.

    It's only later, having ate all the beans, that we see the enormity of their mistake dawn on the Frank's as one by one they begin to belch and fart uncontrollably. They die horribly as they inhale their very own Zyklon B(ean) gas.

    And as the credits begin to roll we see that the salesman was in fact Hitler himself.
    Sick!


  • #53
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    How about having the story of Anne Frank, but bring it into the 21st century, instead? It worked for Sherlock.


  • #54
    Planemo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 587 ✭✭✭Planemo


    The_Thing wrote: »
    In the final episode we see the Frank's visited by a travelling salesman who, after much haggling over the price, sells them a suitcase full of baked beans.

    It's only later, having ate all the beans, that we see the enormity of their mistake dawn on the Frank's as one by one they begin to belch and fart uncontrollably. They die horribly as they inhale their very own Zyklon B(ean) gas.

    And as the credits begin to roll we see that the salesman was in fact Hitler himself.
    Still not as depressing as the last episode of Dinosaurs.


  • #55
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Two words: Dirty. Protest.


  • #56
    Lady von Purple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Lady von Purple


    Sindri wrote: »
    Anne Frank gets a call from the Guinness Book of World Records for being the best at hide and seek in the world?

    But how would they find her to tell her??

    Unless the Guinness Book of World Records people are all Jewish and tapped into the ghetto network. But then you need to correspondingly make a giant corporation Nazi-ish.

    Oh, wait... Disney. Problem solved!


  • #57
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    I find your ideas intriguing and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.


  • #58
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    Sindri wrote: »
    Ok then how about this.


    Anne Frank gets a call from the Guinness Book of World Records for being the best at hide and seek in the world?

    But the twist is - a la The Great Escape - that the Guinness Book people are actually those crafty Nazis...?

    - "Hello, ya, zis is da Guiness Booken Recorden, ve are looking for ze longest hide und von seekens from the whole of Deutschland..."
    - "Dat's me!! Yah, ve have been hiding for ages!"
    - "Oooooooh, splendid. Vat is your address...?"
    - "263 Prinsingracht, Amsterdam, Holland... Ah, fcuk"


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