Pschophysiological Intense Military Training (PIMT)

cyrusdvirus

investment wrote: »

Jawgap wrote: »

First question in these "trials" should be......

"What colour is the boathouse in Hereford?":)

Get it wrong, go see Rodger............

I would love to put a gap in your jaw and my boot up your hole..you shinny ****!!:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Awwwww Vesty.... Ya having another fight with the queen???

Jawgap

investment wrote: »

I would love to put a gap in your jaw and my boot up your hole..you shinny ****!!:mad::mad::mad::mad:

So, what colour is the boathouse.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z_nTdyN6Tk

goldie fish

Uh Oh. Hormones acting up again.

Cardinal Richelieu

the_syco wrote: »

I'm half thinking of going to one of these things for the lols.

I doubt he has the space in his boxroom for guests with his military movies DVD collection. It was funny especially how some people took him as serious but the joke died 2 pages ago.

mongdesade

Is it yourself Baron Shortt ???

investment

N.B for members
As most of you know there was an incident at training last week and training wont be on for the forseeable future until the garda finish there investigation.

Thanks for your time and texts of support

Jawgap

I should've guessed you and your merry men were linked to the story on the front of the Herald......



How is Rodger, btw?

cyrusdvirus

Nope, it wasn't that incident jawgap. Some old codger called Kelly from Killiney robbed their tent.

tricky D

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056617215

whydave

The training will be put to ' good use ' !!!

investment wrote: »

I cant remember it all happen. One minute we were training the next we were on top of each other rolling around on the ground. Hopefully the judge will see sense. We have both applied for the army and I dont want this to hold us back..again I think his wife is behind this to stop him training with us the bitch:mad:

Jawgap

i know what happened and I just have one question for @investment.........



Did you order the code red.......

goldie fish

investment wrote: »

I jut like to sayy that I love you alll and tanks for coming tonight

Who came first though?

Dogwatch

investment wrote: »

N.B for members
As most of you know there was an incident at training last week and training wont be on for the forseeable future until the garda finish there investigation.

Thanks for your time and texts of support

investment wrote: »

I jut like to sayy that I love you alll and tanks for coming tonight

Is some one telling porkies? Keep up the illusion:D:D

Jawgap

investment wrote: »

I jut like to sayy that I love you alll and tanks for coming tonight

investment

Training tomorrow is cancelled and will resume next sunday as per usaul time. Also RSVP back for the weekend to amsterdam I need a number before I start booking. Thanks

userfriendly2

So after playing along with investment and this joke shop he has set up I managed to scrape some information outta him and have the PM's to boot!!

Firstly they are a "serious outfit" and plan to develop and expand into the Private Security Sector, now it could be that he seen my previous posts and tailored his replies in an effort to "recruit me" as I have an interest in that sort of thing, or it could be he is bonkers???

Secondly, theres a catch:eek: membership is 167 yo yo's for the year but dont worry the training is free. now comes the funny part, I'll copy and paste from my inbox as this is too good for me to try and rephrase:

Roger is in charge of recruitment ring him on this number 0852783***and use the code word " The Badger" he'll understand who send you and why and tell you the next course of action to take .

I have the full phone number there and the lads name is Roger but he didn't have the foggiest as to what I was talking about and me laughing down the phone calling out "The badger" didnt help matters..

investment

userfriendly2 wrote: »

So after playing along with investment and this joke shop he has set up I managed to scrape some information outta him and have the PM's to boot!!

Firstly they are a "serious outfit" and plan to develop and expand into the Private Security Sector, now it could be that he seen my previous posts and tailored his replies in an effort to "recruit me" as I have an interest in that sort of thing, or it could be he is bonkers???

Secondly, theres a catch:eek: membership is 167 yo yo's for the year but dont worry the training is free. now comes the funny part, I'll copy and paste from my inbox as this is too good for me to try and rephrase:

Roger is in charge of recruitment ring him on this number 0852783***and use the code word " The Badger" he'll understand who send you and why and tell you the next course of action to take .

I have the full phone number there and the lads name is Roger but he didn't have the foggiest as to what I was talking about and me laughing down the phone calling out "The badger" didnt help matters..

I'm glad the rat...has come out you cnut

No place for you in our company or your kind:mad::mad::mad::mad:

goldie fish

investment wrote: »

I'm glad the rat...has come out you cnut

No place for you in our company or your kind:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Anyone else going to "come out"?

Jawgap

Video footage of Roger and the PIMT Company in full flight.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLJ8ILIE780

investment

As you know Roger had to go back to dubai last week for personal reason's....I was in contact with him today and after speaking with a security company in charge of security for many of the wealth sheikh's. There are three positions avaiable for those of interested on being part of my team. As you know we will be finishing up for our summer break and awards will be handed out. Family and friends are welcome to come along.

All men interested can sign up next week and will compete for these prestige positions in a final psychophysiology exercise.

See you all next week

whydave

investment wrote: »

There are three positions avaiable for those of interested on being part of my A* team.

WTF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21IuPJ04gEk

investment wrote: »

We have both applied for the army

What about the Army,who'll tell the Army your not interested ??????

(*A added for effect )

discus

Em, I have it on good authority that there are people involved in this from 65(?) Engineers, RDF. Not sure where they're based?

Donny5

discus wrote: »

Em, I have it on good authority that there are people involved in this from 65(?) Engineers, RDF. Not sure where they're based?

There's no 62nd Engineers. There's a 65th Infantry, those boyos are HQ'd in McKee with companies out in Swords, Kells and... Navan, I think. There's also the 62 Engineers, they're in McKee.

investment

Mod training has finished some time ago. I meant to pm you fo a lock on this thread. I recently bought a boat and will be training navy students when i return from dubai next winter. Thank you,Lock this thread!!

goldie fish

investment wrote: »

Mod training has finished some time ago. I meant to pm you fo a lock on this thread. I recently bought a boat and will be training navy students when i return from dubai next winter. Thank you,Lock this thread!!

Please mod don't.
I can't wait to read about his experiences dealing with a boat full of wet seamen.

Jawgap

@investment you are making this too easy........

Is this you in Dubai.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy-fVA83gu8

BigDuffman

Yawn, this was interesting when there was a pretense of reality. Why don't you do us up a diary of a bad a$$ psychophysiological student? Would make for good reading!

cyrusdvirus

Our good friend is asking about college now.....http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=79071192#post79071192

Morpheus

Well lads, sorry about the delay in posting but I literally arrived back home and was surfing the web for something to read whilst I clean my G36 this morning.

Must say, t's been a hard couple of weeks out in the sandpit but Operation Porkpie was a complete success.

Luckily I was able to catch a lift in a marine corps osprey back to Kandahar where I made a connecting flight with an RAF C17 to London and finally secured a flight home to abbeyshrule on an air corps herc.

Just banging the sand off my boots when I saw this thread ... And the thread is fun... Let's not be too serious to poor Investment, we are in the Walter forum afterall :-)

cyrusdvirus

Morphéus wrote: »

Well lads, sorry about the delay in posting but I literally arrived back home and was surfing the web for something to read whilst I clean my G36 this morning.

Must say, t's been a hard couple of weeks out in the sandpit but Operation Porkpie was a complete success.

Luckily I was able to catch a lift in a marine corps osprey back to Kandahar where I made a connecting flight with an RAF C17 to London and finally secured a flight home to abbeyshrule on an air corps herc.

Just banging the sand off my boots when I saw this thread ... And the thread is fun... Let's not be too serious to poor Investment, we are in the Walter forum afterall :-)

I don't think anyone can be accused of taking him seriously.

As a matter of fact the fun is well and truly gone from it. I just hope he comes up with something interesting soon.

investment

I'm in Dubai you're all a bunch of fouls :mad:...I arrived last week and I will be starting work next week. I already asked a mod to lock this thread:mad::mad: as I will be starting my close security diary in dangerous terrain in the military forum....

whydave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKkkQ3XEBEc

Clitlady

investment wrote: »

Due to the high amount of P.Ms I have received for advice on Military Training. I will be holding a number of PIMT sessions over the next few months. Those non- reg wishing to attend are more than welcome too. No usernames will be used.

First session: Psychological well being in the field Location: Phoenix Park(Front gate) Time: 7:50am Date:11/3/12 Fee: Free

• You must be punctual- Arrive later than 5mins and you will be asked to leave
• You must follow the instructor at all times
• You must be medically fit- This is not a beginners course.
• You will need shorts, runners and a tee shirt
• Women cannot be accommodated due to intense training demands

cristoir

Boards.ie needs more threads like this one. I read it last night and had pains in my chest from laughing.

Owryan

investment wrote: »

I'm in Dubai you're all a bunch of fouls :mad:...I arrived last week and I will be starting work next week. I already asked a mod to lock this thread:mad::mad: as I will be starting my close security diary in dangerous terrain in the military walter mitty forum....

Just found this thread ,fuppin' brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!