You cheat with my wife? I will flush your c*ck down the toilet!

full_irish

Only in France could this happen.

I feel like this may be beyond the line I'm willing to cross for love, but hey each to their own...
http://www.joe.ie/news-politics/world-affairs/man-chops-wifes-lovers-penis-off-then-flushes-it-0021905-1

What could be worse for a man than having his penis cut off? Having it cut off and then flushed down the toilet, that's what!

The French are a notoriously amorous bunch and fidelity doesn't rank too high on their agenda. So, exactly the place you'd expect a jilted lover to find out his wife has taken a lover.

Blaise Frangione found himself in just that position. He discovered his girl had a penchant for being locked in a coital position with her bit on the side. What was an even bigger kick in the balls was that it was the lover who came round and told Blaise.

But, Blaise managed to handle it like a real man. Instead of running to his room and crying like a girl, coiled in a foetal position, 38-year-old Blaise decided to handle it a little differently.

He chopped the man's penis off. Not happy with dismembering the man's member, Blaise decided to pop it in the toilet and flush.

full_irish

What I find most incredible is that the wife took him back.

I never knew that chopping off someone's cock qualified as a 'grand romantic gesture'

Hande hoche!

"which was shortened to 3cm while flaccid and 5cm when erect" quality journalism.

Andy!!

How big was it before?

Ronin247

full_irish wrote: »

What I find most incredible is that the wife took him back.

I never knew that chopping off someone's cock qualified as a 'grand romantic gesture'

Its not like the boyfriend is any use to her at the moment.:eek:

44leto

OH my spoilers OP or a "not safe for men to read".

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Bet your man is sorry he told him now.

cruais

What a dickish thing to do, the dickhead!

admiralofthefleet

the french are pigs

galwayrush

So , any better tips on how to handle something like this....:pac:

woodoo

The most amazing part of that story is that he seems to have blamed the man rather than his tart of a wife.

earpiece

Sweet memories of Lorena Bobbitt....... she was the first.

http://www.oprah.com/world/Lorena-Bobbitts-Unforgettable-Story

full_irish

cruais wrote: »

What a dickish thing to do, the dickhead!

Shocking 'dad-joke' puns there. I think a thanks is in order!

galwayrush

:pac:

Ronin247 wrote: »

Its not like the boyfriend is any use to her at the moment.:eek:

Yeah, the stumpy French git...:pac:

inagoodway

the lady is french, i'm sure it was worth it

Fizman

woodoo wrote: »

The most amazing part of that story is that he seems to have blamed the man rather than his tart of a wife.

I'd nearly be willing to put a bet on that the guy would still have his cock if he went about it a different way. E.g. Do anything OTHER THAN confronting the guy to his face about banging his missus. Just continue on banging her if he so wished. Discreetly!

If ever a man got his comeuppance, it's this guy.

Sindri

Off with his hea....penis!


Le coq guillotine.

dr.bollocko

What a waste of good coq. Pan fried in olive oil with some crème fraiche that would have been delicious.

MS.ing

full_irish wrote: »

Only in France could this happen.

why's that

Gummy Panda

dr.bollocko wrote: »

What a waste of good coq. Pan fried in olive oil with some crème fraiche that would have been delicious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMpBemB3SAI

full_irish

MS.ing wrote: »

why's that

This is what has left you perplexed from this story?

But if you're gonna be pedantic then I'll re-word it.

"Only in France should this happen.... due to so many witty people able to take advantage the 'coq' puns etc..."

nice_very

no wonder she was riding someone else, her hubby was obviously gay.. after all he did grab another mans c0ck in his hand

Rothko

Jesus, reading that made me feel a bit uncomfortable.

Suas11

Suas11 wrote: »

Jesus, reading that made me feel a bit uncomfortable.

Do you have a married French girlfriend! :pac:

Doc

earpiece wrote: »

Sweet memories of Lorena Bobbitt....... she was the first.

http://www.oprah.com/world/Lorena-Bobbitts-Unforgettable-Story

I am willing to place money on the fact that she was not "the first" to do this.

paulosham

woodoo wrote: »

The most amazing part of that story is that he seems to have blamed the man rather than his tart of a wife.

What it doesn't say is that he filled her gowl with mortar.

galwayrush

Seriously 3 cm ,does that not make him an average French prick?

Mr Sarkozi?

Nothingbetter2d

dr.bollocko wrote: »

What a waste of good coq. Pan fried in olive oil with some crème fraiche that would have been delicious.

you sound like your speaking from experience

Stiffler2

Should have sold it to Enda Kenny, he could do with a new cock & balls, mostly the balls though.