Your last meal

snowgal

After watching someone talking about last meals on death row on tv last night, I was thinking, what would my last meal be? I think it would have to be Roast chicken, roast potatoes, chips, gravy and stuffing, yummmm! or chicken fried rice, crispy shredded chicken and curry. you?

xzanti

A big bloody streak, my Mother's roast potatoes and mushy peas..

Followed by a mountain of profiteroles..

Am I allowed wine??

Radharc na Sleibhte

A nice medium roast beef and yorkshire puddings, roasties, mash, peas, gravy.
And a nice sherry trifle to say goodbye.

Micky Dolenz

Bread stick and a bottle of Jameson.

stargazer 68

Fried egg, chips (homemade) and beans. A few beers!
Oh and dont forget the fresh sliced pan for sambos!

MidlandsM

Cake, with a file in it.

snowgal

xzanti of course you are, thats a given! Id be having a bottle of Saint Emillion grand reserve to accompany mine!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

something that takes a very very long time to prepare

Guill

Has to be Christmas dinner as me mammy makes.

Spuds,
Roast spuds,
Turkey,
Ham,
Peas,
Carrots,
Cauliflower and cheese,
Sprouts,
Onion rings,
Croquette,
Yorkshire pudding,
Gravey.


An copious amounts of red wine.


or just a fish finger sammich.

emeraldstar

Dovies wrote: »

Fried egg, chips (homemade) and beans. A few beers!
Oh and dont forget the fresh sliced pan for sambos!

Oh yeah, love those baked beans sambos!

number10a

The biggest most massivest pot of mashed spuds and butter ever!!!!

NinjaK

A large Dominoes and a 6 pack of beer if im allowed. The meal of kings

Dravokivich

Starter: Steak

Mains: Steak with Steak on the side

Desert: Steak

Beverage: Steak Smoothie

Deus Ex Machina

A big drippy cock.

skregs

Your ma's vagina with your sister for dessert.

Lollipops23

A large Dominoes pepperoni passion, lots of garlic dip, chicken strippers.

Followed by jam swiss rolll and buckets of custard.

I'd also try and darndest to get blottoed before it all kicked off.

xzanti

snowgal wrote: »

xzanti of course you are, thats a given! Id be having a bottle of Saint Emillion grand reserve to accompany mine!

Ok then, scrap the food so :pac:

SEPT 23 1989

Something light you dont want that bloated feeling when you tackle the 1000 Virgins

themadchef

If im on death row and facing, well death.

fúxked if im going to be fit for eating.

i'll be too busy shítting myself.

smash

Leg of Lamb, T-Bone Steak and a Lobster Tail!

BraziliaNZ

A bottle of valium with a xanax chaser pls

RachaelVO

Dovies wrote: »

Fried egg, chips (homemade) and beans. A few beers!
Oh and dont forget the fresh sliced pan for sambos!

Sounds perfect, only butter for the bread and not bloody fecking spreads...

Nothingbetter2d

fresh lobster with all the triming.... if im going down im going down in style :P

JerryHandbag

I would ask for a live pheasant. Pheasant kills the prison officers, freedom.

BraziliaNZ

Lollipops23 wrote: »

A large Dominoes pizza

Worst pizzas ever made and people are actually thanking this? Gross!

Randy Anders

A plate of Valium

spank_inferno

If I was on death row .....

Braised lamb shank & jus, champ & roast vegtables.
followed by a fantastic chocolate pudding
All with a very good red wine.


And then a liter of Laxative because when I meet my maker and vacate my bowel (and we all know that happens 100% of the time) I want to go off like a bomb!
I'm not going to make it easy on the staff there.

Kiera

My Mams coddle. Nyom!

BraziliaNZ

Kiera wrote: »

My Mams coddle. Nyom!

Peasant

Yakult

Probably a few burritos and tequila to wash it down.

chinwag

Something that wouldn't give me indigestion.

kfallon

If I'm on death row then Liberty Hall and as my Mam always said you can't get up til you've finished what's on your plate :pac:

Failing that wish being granted I'd like about 15 taco chaps cos I could enjoy them safe in the knowledge that I won't have to worry about the ringsting the following morn :P

Nothingbetter2d

kfallon wrote: »

If I'm on death row then Liberty Hall and as my Mam always said you can't get up til you've finished what's on your plate :pac:

Failing that wish being granted I'd like about 15 taco chaps cos I could enjoy them safe in the knowledge that I won't have to worry about the ringsting the following morn :P

i'd pity the poor undertaker having to clean out your bowels during the embalming process.

kfallon

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

i'd pity the poor undertaker having to clean out your bowels during the embalming process.

Fook him, it's a dirty job but somebody has to do it!!

Brendog

Hmmmm If I was sentenced to death I'd eat a load of stuff. Leave a nice mess for ye bastards.


I'f I was dying naturally?
Eat a load of stuff. Nice mess for ye bastards

Ellis Dee

xzanti wrote: »

Ok then, scrap the food so :pac:

Hate to piss on your picnic, but from what I've read about the grisly rituals that surround the execution of a suitably poor, black or brown, intellectually challenged minority of convicted murderers in the USA, it is highly unlikely that you would get wine or indeed anything spectacular in the way of food.:)

That is because there is a budget - a relatively modest amount usually a good lot less than $20 - for a prisoner's last meal. It may cost the state millions to keep a prisoner incarcerated for all the years it takes to go through the appeals process, but it seems the pennies really count and have to be spared when the last meal is served.:rolleyes:

That's why I never economise too much on food and go for quality rather than quantity. After all, every meal I - and you - eat could well be the last even though we're as free as birds.:D

Ghandee

I'll never understand some folks fixation with dominos 'pizzas' :rolleyes:

Their stuff is Mass manufactured, processed shyte tbh!

If your looking proper pizza, much better to get it from your local chipper for example.

I know our local chipper does pizzas, that when you ask for chicken out bacon etc, that's what you get on top! Chicken = big chunks of fresh, chicken filetts, and bacon = rashers!

The mass produced stuff can't compare one bit!


Anyways,


For my last meal, it would have to be.......

Sikh Kebabs and veg samosas for starters

Chicken Jalfrezi, cooked medium-spicy with pilau rice

Garlic, onion, and coriander naan on the side.

couple of cans (bottles don't compare) of ice cold, coke.


Tub of Ben and Jerrys phish food ice cream for desert.


after eating that, I'd go to meet my maker, as one happy man!

RachaelVO

spank_inferno wrote: »

If I was on death row .....

Braised lamb shank & jus, champ & roast vegtables.
followed by a fantastic chocolate pudding
All with a very good red wine.


And then a liter of Laxative because when I meet my maker and vacate my bower (and we all know that happens 100% of the time) I want to go off like a bomb!
I'm not going to make it easy on the staff there:

Gravy????

ihsb

Toad in the hole yuuuummmmmm

diamondp

Starter : Mcdonals, Large quarter pounder meal.

Main Course: xmas din, turkey, ham stuffing, roasters, carrot n turnip mashed, sprouts, cauliflower cheese and gravy

Dessert: hot chocolate fudge cake with cream.

oh god now im starving

snowgal

yea they were saying that on the programme I was watching, scabs! but Im talking about no budget just all out yum yum last meal. I think Id have king cheese and onion for my dessert also

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Hate to piss on your picnic, but from what I've read about the grisly rituals that surround the execution of a suitably poor, black or brown, intellectually challenged minority of convicted murderers in the USA, it is highly unlikely that you would get wine or indeed anything spectacular in the way of food.

That is because there is a budget - a relatively modest amount usually a good lot less than $20 - for a prisoner's last meal. It may cost the state millions to keep a prisoner incarcerated for all the years it takes to go through the appeals process, but it seems the pennies really count and have to be spared when the last meal is served.

That's why I never economise too much on food and go for quality rather than quantity. After all, every meal I - and you - eat could well be the last even though we're as free as birds.
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Goolay

Sumandari Badsha Jalfrezi

Lobster tails simmered with peppers, onions and spiced with garlic and ginger. Garnished with coriander, spring onion, fresh ginger and tomato. Served with prawn fried rice.

If above not available - mild curry super noodles with a bit of cheese and cayenne pepper will do grand

kfallon

RachaelVO wrote: »

Gravy????

I can't thank this enough!

Kiera

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

A bottle of valium with a xanax chaser pls

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Peasant

Junkie.

Gummy Panda

Xmas dinner!!

keithb93

A large Papa Johns pizza, Large garlic curry cheese chip from smacs and a liter of mint ice cream. And a liter of vodka to wash it all down.

emzolita

starters; TGI Friday's loaded potato skins.
Mains; steak, chips(real), roast veg, garlic bread.
Dessert; crepes with banana, chocolate and toffee sauce, and vanilla icecream.

omg, fuppin starvin!

spank_inferno

RachaelVO wrote: »

Gravy????

Rachel you peasant!

Its my last meal.... I'll live it up a little with some jus on my Lamb.

Tourism

Elephant caslte chicken wings
Home cooked fries
Coffee ice cream

Plazaman

A nice leg of fish (medium to well done).

the_syco

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

something that takes a very very long time to prepare

Served on the back of a playboy model :pac: