Your last meal

Irish Guitarist

There are often limits on what you can order for a last meal, at least in America. You can only get food that is produced locally and aren't allowed an alcoholic drink. You're usually given your last meal a few days before you're murdered humanely executed so it isn't actually your last meal. Your actual last meal will be the same old crap you would get any other time in prison.

To be honest I think food would be the last thing on my mind if I was about to be killed.

newbee22

A large pepperoni pizza, garlic bread and garlic chips and cheese, washed down with a bottle of vodka and diet coke!

swimming in a sea

stinger bar

Naid23

Starter: 12 pieces of Beef suishi
Main: Cajun burger fro GBK and chicken wings, homemade chips
Dessert: Flaming pancake/ice cream!

I'd die happy then!

kfallon

newbee22 wrote: »

A large pepperoni pizza, garlic bread and garlic chips and cheese, washed down with a bottle of vodka and diet coke!

To be fair if you are on death row you may as well live a little and go for the regular coke, you won't be counting calories where you're going :pac:

Other than that I wouldn't mind sharing your meal with you

Chuck Stone

Me Ma's xmas dinner.

trooney

Well if you ever find yerself in that unfortunate situation and it happens to be in Texas, you can forget any last meal requests

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal

wrote:

In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal then did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last meal request consisted of two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions; a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecued meat with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas; a meat-lover’s pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon and sausage); one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream; a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts; and three root beers (normally non-alcoholic). The abolition followed a complaint by a Texas Senator, John Whitmire, who called the meal "inappropriate". The tradition of customized last meals is thought to date back at least 87 years in Texas

bwatson

Chicken in a white sauce pie, creamy mash potato and peas.

bwatson

trooney wrote: »

Well if you ever find yerself in that unfortunate situation and it happens to be in Texas, you can forget any last meal requests

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal

He trolled them good. :pac:

Corvo

200 Roy of the Rovers bars, all mashed up into a ball that I can lick and chew at for at least a couple of months.

rgmmg

an everlasting gobstopper

Funglegunk

Some cyanide cake.

sebastianlieken

Peanut butter n Jelly sandwich

... i'm allergic to peanuts >:D

Andy!!

Sushi

Tesco Massacre

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

There are often limits on what you can order for a last meal, at least in America. You can only get food that is produced locally and aren't allowed an alcoholic drink. You're usually given your last meal a few days before you're murdered humanely executed so it isn't actually your last meal. Your actual last meal will be the same old crap you would get any other time in prison.

To be honest I think food would be the last thing on my mind if I was about to be killed.

Joan of Arc: also "Saint Joan of Arc," convicted by the English of Heresy during the 100 years war; Requested: Holy communion.

What a boring bitch.

RachaelVO

kfallon wrote: »

I can't thank this enough!

spank_inferno wrote: »

Rachel you peasant!

Its my last meal.... I'll live it up a little with some jus on my Lamb.

But... It's Gravy. Betcha anything all the post restaurants have bisto tucked away where no one can see them.

MonkeyTennis

anyone who said pizza should be hung, drawn and quartered. ( 4 Slices)

candy-gal1

a four course meal, where three of the courses are dinner

cheesy mashed potatoes and a Dominoes meal deal

cottage pie

beans, sausage/bacon,fried and poached egg and chips

and chocolate cake with phish food ben and jerrys over it,the marshmallows in the melty choc icecream, oh yes!


with a bottle of JD and bottle or 2 of coke zero to make sure im nicely merry but still know where i am when being executed or whatever :pac:





fcuk im starving now!

flanders1979

Barbequed ribs. Not to be confused with ribs with bbq sauce. Alot of them.
And a toothpick.

Davidson2k9

Why would I want to eat if I'm about to be killed?

danslevent

Davidson2k9 wrote: »

Why would I want to eat if I'm about to be killed?

You're right, drinking is a lot more appropiate. I'd want to try heroin, just to see what all the fuss was about!

wilkie2006

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

A big drippy cock.

Ah, you'd be stuffed!

44leto

Ohhh
A large plate of homemade chips fried in lard.

2 Eggs,,

Beans

Saugage Rasher pudding

A batch loaf and kerrygold

A tub of malteser Icecream

Now this meal should clog me with so much cholesterol and sugar I would make it to the execution chamber. The strange thing about the law, if I did have a heart attack I would have to be treated and the execution would be postponed.

Conbhar

McDonald's chips x 2
Large lasagna
Half pounder with bacon, cheese, onions and pink sauce
4 pieces of KFC chicken
Curry sauce x 2
1 whole chocolate steam pudding
5 cans of coke
:D:D

hattoncracker

Hmmm...

The chicken wings from the woolshed, spicy, with blue cheese dip.
Fillet steak, medium rare, with side salad, homemade chips, and mashed potatoes.

A whole Tesco branded Mississippi mud pie..

As many cans of full fat chilled coke as I need.

lividduck

Seafood Chowder

20 ounce ribeye streak Blue with anchovy butter
Garlic and Scallion mash

Stickty toffee pudding and real vanilla ice cream.

To die for!:D

phantom_lord

Ortolans

billyhead

A massive tub of home made banoffee Pie with a Pot of Freshly brewed coffee and i would die a happy man:D

Irish Guitarist

Some of these foods being mentioned are really fattening. You know how the saying goes - "a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips".

HazDanz

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

Some of these foods being mentioned are really fattening. You know how the saying goes - "a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips".

Hardly going to care if you are being fried yourself within 24hrs?

For my last meal there would have to be some section with delicious ribs

wardy2

Large KFC zinger tower meal with 3 hot wings with a strawberry milk shake:D

Doc Ruby

If it was the chair, I'd have to say something with a high naphtha content, the rope a nice nitro soufflé, see if I can't take some of the bastards with me.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Human flesh. Thank you.