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Seven Kinds Of Sex ....

  • 07-03-2012 1:42pm
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    The 1st kind of sex is called .....
    Smurf Sex.
    This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and have sex
    until you're blue in the face.

    The 2nd kind of sex is called ...
    Kitchen Sex.
    This is when you've been with your partner for a short time and you're so needy you'll have
    Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    The 3rd kind of sex is called ...
    Bedroom Sex.
    This is when you've been with your partner a long time.
    Your sex has become routine and only in your bedroom.

    The 4th kind of sex is called ...
    Hallway Sex.
    This is when you've been with your partner for too long.When you pass each other in the hallway you both say ...
    'F**K You!'

    The 5th kind of sex is called ...
    Religious Sex.
    Which means you get Nun in the morning,Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
    (Very Popular)

    The 6th kind is called ...
    Courtroom Sex.
    This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more.She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

    And. Last ... But not least ...
    The 7th kind of sex is called ...
    Social Security Sex.
    You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.


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