How do you control your woman?

ThinkAboutIt

Some of the arguments they come out with are so illogical it's unreal, I don't mind being wrong myself I will say sorry and except the blame, but some of the stuff they argue over is just downright bat**** crazy.
So, how do you deal with the mad women of Ireland!?
Help!

smash

cock slap to the eye socket!

Tar.Aldarion

Cats.

the groutch

with the frying pan

drunkmonkey

Mainly Drink but i'm sometimes pushed to use the spanky paddle.

4zn76tysfajdxp

And they say AH is misogynistic. :rolleyes:

Spunge

remote control

Gummy Panda

I tire them out with a good aul fisting

MellowToast

ThinkAboutIt wrote: »

Some of the arguments they come out with are so illogical it's unreal, I don't mind being wrong myself I will say sorry and except the blame, but some of the stuff they argue over is just downright bat**** crazy.
So, how do you deal with the mad women of Ireland!?
Help!

I'm smart, and usually smarter than the woman I attract. So I avoid talking about topics that I have knowledge of, to keep myself from having to correct them.

It is also easy to let them believe they are right and ignore them. Not all woman are illogical though. I do have female friends that feel the same way you do so I suppose that makes it easier to deal with knowing even your female friend is face palming

Dravokivich

With my hand.

prinz

I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.....



Real answer: I deal with women the same way I deal with men. I'll treat you like an adult and in return you act like one. If you don't act like an adult I won't have anything to do with you whatsoever.

summerskin

I put on a Chris Brown CD and sit in the corner of the room nodding menacingly.

General General

Good quality diamonds or an orgasm usually works the trick.

Big Nasty

Lock the kitchen door

Immaculate Pasta

ThinkAboutIt wrote: »

Some of the arguments they come out with are so illogical it's unreal, I don't mind being wrong myself I will say sorry and except the blame

foxyboxer

Always be willing to walk away.

If they ask why, tell them about the bat**** arguments.

smash

General General wrote: »

Good quality diamonds or an orgasm usually works the trick.

pussy whipped!

winston82

I water board her once a week

Babybuff

just figured out why I'm gay

SEPT 23 1989

Cable ties

summerskin

amazed that nobody has said "blast her with piss"



but then again, R Kelly doesn't use Boards.

Links234

Colin Nutritious Lodging wrote: »

And they say AH is misogynistic. :rolleyes:

don't listen to 'em Colin Nutritious Lodging, anyone who says AH is misogynistic is a feminazi programmed fembot

stay classy AH! :pac:

luckyfrank

kick in the gee usually stuns them for a while

Crann na Beatha

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Rented Mule

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ich5IlYm3PY

KeithAFC

Buy them flowers, take them out, treat them with respect.

folan

control my woman?

Bwahahahahaha

luckyfrank

KeithAFC wrote: »

Buy them flowers, take them out, treat them with respect.

Yeah when your dating them once there tied down that sh/it goes out the window they are now just property same as the tv

Dudess

I don't have a woman but should I acquire one I'll definitely refer to this thread for tips.

Jen Pigs Fly

I control my women with a iron fist and a good hard f*cking every night to show her who's boss.

:cool:

K-9

Remote Control.

Was in a film one time.

ThinkAboutIt

Yeah but do you notice that when you're dating them they hide the crazy, then when you get into a relationship it all comes out, the madness, the illogical madness! DAMMIT!

cassid

Meanwhile on the ladies board a post was put up by "didnotthinktoolongaboutit" She said " Some of the arguments my fella come out with are so illogical it's unreal, I don't mind being wrong myself I will say sorry and except the blame, but some of the stuff he argue's over is just downright bat**** crazy.

So, how do you deal with the mad men of Ireland!?

Help!

200yrolecrank

ThinkAboutIt wrote: »

Some of the arguments they come out with are so illogical it's unreal, I don't mind being wrong myself I will say sorry and except the blame, but some of the stuff they argue over is just downright bat**** crazy.
So, how do you deal with the mad women of Ireland!?
Help!

Luckily I dodged a bullet and married a foreign lass

KittyeeTrix

I'd say you'd probably need a woman first before you could control one OP;)

stupidusername

ThinkAboutIt wrote: »

Yeah but do you notice that when you're dating them they hide the crazy, then when you get into a relationship it all comes out, the madness, the illogical madness! DAMMIT!

yeah, we're sneaky like that alright

200yrolecrank wrote: »

Luckily I dodged a bullet and married a foreign lass

oh, you didn't even need a can opener for that.

Jen Pigs Fly

Maybe we wouldn't be so illogical if you just PUT THE DAMN TOILET SEAT DOWN!!!

Babybuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAj2DEOcpxQ

cloud493

I let her make the important decisions. And the unimportant ones....

Chuck Stone

Get them addicted to crack cocaine and wreck their self esteem usually does the trick.

Esoteric_

Ride her hard enough and she won't have enough energy to be irrational. C'mon, it's not rocket science!

Gummy Panda

Dudess wrote: »

I don't have a woman but should I acquire one I'll definitely refer to this thread for tips.

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I control my women with a iron fist and a good hard f*cking every night to show her who's boss.

:cool:

You two should hook up

Nothingbetter2d

luckyfrank wrote: »

Yeah when your dating them once there tied down that sh/it goes out the window they are now just property same as the tv

not quite!!! when the tv breaks you take it to a recycling centre and go get a new tv. women on the otherhand follow you home from the recycling centre

biko

Maybe some gentlemen's forum would be interested in this topic.