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MonkieSocks · 2012-03-07 15:47:48

I said to this slag in a Boozer, “Are you any good at making Watches?” She said ,"I might be, why?", I pointed to my crotch and said, “well put two hand's and a face on that" _________________________________ Someone bought me a wig made out of arsehole hair - bloody thing keeps blowing off…

07-03-2012 4:47pm

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MonkieSocks

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I said to this slag in a Boozer, “Are you any good at making Watches?”

She said ,"I might be, why?",

I pointed to my crotch and said, “well put two hand's and a face on that"

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Someone bought me a wig made out of arsehole hair - bloody thing keeps blowing off

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I've just returned home from a walk and found all the electronic appliances in my house smashed to pieces and a horse and buggy where my car used to be.

I think something's Amish

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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