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Lovemaking Tips for Seniors

  • 09-03-2012 12:21PM
    #1
    Bootup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭


    - Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

    - Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

    - Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

    - Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin.

    - Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

    - Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

    - Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

    - Make all the noise you want..the neighbors are deaf, too.

    - If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!

    - Don't even think about trying it twice.


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