argument with neighbour

viztopia

I am just back from walking my son and dog around my estate. The houses have about 2 foot of grass in front of house and then a footpath. A neighbor started arguing with me asking me to stop my dog from pissing on his lawn. She didn't piss this particular time but may have in the past. I am always very careful about scooping up any poo, theres not much I can do with the pee. Told him to go f**k himself but I wasn't going to get in to a row in front of the kid. Don't know wether to go back to him now or just buy some weed killer and cover his lawn with it......

AlmightyCushion

Burn his house down.

Todd Gack

You should piss on his lawn yourself.

AngryBollix

Next time you take a piss on the lawn instead.

Ficheall

Blast . . .

im invisible

two foot of grass? tell him to mow his lawn ffs

Immaculate Pasta

Get some of your friends and then do this on his front lawn. He might even join in :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8grzRgQ_AWY

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ficheall wrote: »

Blast . . .

Amazed it took four replies.

44leto

He's right your dogs shouldn't be pissing on his lawn.

Ghandee

viztopia wrote: »

I am just back from walking my son and dog around my estate. The houses have about 2 foot of grass in front of house and then a footpath. A neighbor started arguing with me asking me to stop my dog from pissing on his lawn. She didn't piss this particular time but may have in the past. I am always very careful about scooping up any poo, theres not much I can do with the pee. Told him to go f**k himself but I wasn't going to get in to a row in front of the kid. Don't know wether to go back to him now or just buy some weed killer and cover his lawn with it......

He asked you if you could get your dog to stop pissin on his lawn, which is on his property, and you replied by telling him to go have intercourse with himself:eek:


Jeez, you sound like a delightful neighbour OP.

BaZmO*

viztopia wrote: »

Told him to go f**k himself but I wasn't going to get in to a row in front of the kid.

You wouldn't get into an argument with him in front of the kid but you would tell him to go f**k himself even though you are clearly in the wrong? Great example to set there buddy.

Kensington

How about you don't have your dog relive itself on his lawn?
Boom - no argument and you're being considerate too!

starch4ser

Wrap a big steaming smelly s*** in newspaper, leave it outside his front door, set it on fire then ring the doorbell and run

micropig

write FCUK YOU in the dog sh1t across his windows

Wrap some in paper, light it on fire and post it through his letter box

Just throw it at him everytime you see him,


Get a lift with him in the car and smear it all over the underside of the seats etc


you take a sh1t on his lawn the next time??!?



The cheek of him not letting your dog use his garden as a toilet:rolleyes:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Dog was just marking it's teritory. Dog's lawn now.

mikom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS0BV6y1VEk

RichieC

Sprinkle a handful of Japanese knotweed onto his lawn. that will learn him.

Sindri

Take a dump in his washing machine.

Poor Uncle Tom

Hex his kin.

You have all the ingredients, clearly.

44leto

Put your dogs on a lead and don't have them urinate of sh!t in other peoples gardens. Has he got kids who perhaps play around in his garden??

Dudess

OP will be back - and will be angry at people for not siding with him.

Captain Darling

viztopia wrote: »

I am just back from walking my son and dog around my estate. The houses have about 2 foot of grass in front of house and then a footpath. A neighbor started arguing with me asking me to stop my dog from pissing on his lawn. She didn't piss this particular time but may have in the past. I am always very careful about scooping up any poo, theres not much I can do with the pee. Told him to go f**k himself but I wasn't going to get in to a row in front of the kid. Don't know wether to go back to him now or just buy some weed killer and cover his lawn with it......

Write CUNT in weedkiller on his lawn.

micropig

Dudess wrote: »

OP will be back - and will be angry at people for not siding with him.

That's because we're just bitter

Bullet between the eyes for the dog I think is the only solution,




I blame the banks:P

cocoshovel

Pointless anger outbursts and being overly defensive is whats wrong with this world

micropig

cocoshovel wrote: »

Pointless anger outbursts and being overly defensive is whats wrong with this world

:mad::mad::mad:Are you saying we're unstable?:D:p

EKRIUQ

Todd Gack wrote: »

You should piss on his lawn yourself.

And take a dump!

micropig

EKRIUQ wrote: »

And take a dump!

*Don't take your dog with you that day, there is a possibility he might just eat it:D

mattjack

micropig wrote: »

*Don't take your dog with you that day, there is a possibility he might just eat it:D

If you had the dump yourself , would it be pig sh.it ?

Lando Griffin

Must have had an awful lot of dogs **** in his lawn to achieve 2' of grass in early spring. Advise the gent that by spreading DILUTED bleach around the parameter of his lawn he will stop dogs and cats wandering onto his lawn. He will have to re spray every few weeks though.IMO LOL GAG. Id have kicked your ass if you told me to f myself.

mconigol

Get your dog a dog nappy

Get one for the kid too...just to be on the safe side



Edit: Think of the consequences!

Jesus Shaves

Jizz on his lawn

Markcheese

Or yr neighbour could have said nothing and next time yr dog was loose, pick it up n take it to the pound...that's what I did.... Prob draw the line at doing that to yr kid .... Ispcc would ask more questions than ispca

micropig

mattjack wrote: »

If you had the dump yourself , would it be pig sh.it ?

Yes and I might eat it also:p


OP Here's the plan, Take a dump on his lawn, then eat it, get your dog to take a dump and then you eat it, neighbour will think your bat sh1t crazy and avoid you


Smear yourself in left over excrement and dance naked on his front lawn everytime there's a full moon

That'll learn him:p