The most pleasurable experience

Call Me Jimmy

Tantric sneezing. Advise to practice alone or in the presence of someone who's seen / accepted your contorted cum face.

SafeSurfer

Pints by the fire in a country pub after a brisk walk on a winter's day.

foxyboxer

Using this....

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Equals this....

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Princess Peach

I voted sex, but as a sufferer of mild eczema I have often compared scratching the itch to the pleasure of sex.

starch4ser

You can't beat emptying your bowels. I sometimes get a burst of energy and an intense feeling of wellbeing afterwards.

krudler

getting into either brand new or freshly washed bedsheets.

decent showers, not crappy trickling tap ones but full on hotel style high pressure showers, cant beat it.

clintondaly

Fizman wrote: »

Sneezing.

Is it just me or is there something slightly orgasmic about it?

It has been measured as approx. 1/8 of an orgasm

clintondaly

Seeing someone get what they deserved

DaveNoCheese

Popping a nice big juicy whitehead :pac:

Stinicker

For me it would have to be sex followed closely by falling into a bed warmed by electric blanket when you are absolutely wrecked tired and on the go for the last 20hr or thereabouts.

Those guys here saying taking a dump is pleasurable then this is actually a sex thing as when you take a huge dump it rubs your prostate on the way through which is akin to a prostate massage or buttsecks. I doubt if women have the same feeling when dropping a log.

Stiffler2

Sleeping is the best on the list.


Sex would come second but is over rated unless of courise you are half brazilian, half asian. If you fall into the above criteria pm me

DEFTLEFTHAND

That first long burning guzzle of whiskey from the bottle after you've fallen off the wagon.

OneArt

Seeing a lot of money in the bank account after waiting for ages.

Finishing work, pouring a glass of wine and lighting a cigarette (I usually don't remember much after that).

Speed!

pache

Eventually,after some extreme but delicate manovers you get a grip on that snot that has been bugging you and gently extract it from your nazel passage,bliss,sick, but bliss..

Whispered

clintondaly wrote: »

It has been measured as approx. 1/8 of an orgasm

I wish!

(I regularly sneeze up to ten times in a row.)

saa

Sneezing has to be up there, I had a sneezing fit last night and I thought ah I wish I could live my life sneezing, everyone would leave me alone, ah the life of a hermit; achooo.

af_thefragile

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Sleeping is the best on the list.


Sex would come second but is over rated unless of courise you are half brazilian, half asian. If you fall into the above criteria pm me

I like sleeping after a long hard day when you're tired as muck and can barely keep your eyes open. But I usually end up waking up after a long sleep even more tired than I was when I went to bed. So I don't like sleeping for long hours. Though if I sleep too little, I feel like a zombie for the rest of the day... Darn first world problems!!

But when you wake up in the morning warm and comfortable under your duvet while the temperature outside is that little bit too cold to keep you from leaving your bed and then you realise you have afford another hour's of sleep is absolute bliss!! Though it is soon shattered by the realisation that you soon need to get up and get moving or else you'll be late!

John Doe1

Taking the life of another man:D

foxyboxer

John Doe1 wrote: »

Taking the life of another man:D

AKA Marriage

Mickey H

ronan45 wrote: »

Getting back over my back garden wall after grabbing my neigbours panties and bra off the line still moist

What do you do with the *ahem* panties then Ronan?

Defiler Of The Coffin

The first toke - ahhhhhhhhhhh :cool:

redzerologhlen

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

Popping a nice big juicy whitehead :pac:

Kevin and perry go large scarred me for life because of that carry on!!

Mickey H

redzerologhlen wrote: »

Kevin and perry go large scarred me for life because of that carry on!!

Didn't they scrub up well though?

impr0v

Not just any itch:

1. scratching around a swollen mosquito bite after holding out from doing so for ages; or
2. after a frantic search, finding a suitable implement to scratch an itch in the centre of your back.

Scanlas The 2nd

impr0v wrote: »

Not just any itch:

1. scratching around a swollen mosquito bite after holding out from doing so for ages; or
2. after a frantic search, finding a suitable implement to scratch an itch in the centre of your back.

Or scratching your athlete's foot, it's great at the beginning, it feels like you are going to come, but then you realise you are in agony as your foot is bleeding from scratching so hard.

woodoo

link_2007 wrote: »

Scratching the sole of your foot with a fork.

Where do you live i'm going to have you thrown out..

stupidusername

It's a close call between an orgasm, taking a pee you're bursting with, and having a really good massage when you really need it.

McChubbin

As an insomniac eczema sufferer, I put scratching an itch second only to sleeping. Precious sleep, how thee alludes me.

saintsaltynuts

I love waking up during the night all snug in your bed whilst the rain outside is pelting the window and as your just about to nod off again you let a big ripper of a fart....Heaven.

AngryBollix

Lickin a beef curry off a baldy squirting fanny while washing it down with a pint of guinness

TreesAreCrowd

Rusty trombone and it's not even close.

luckyfrank

luckyfrank wrote: »

What is the most in your opinion

1 Sex

2 Quenching an unbelievable thirst

3 Relieving your self of a piss you've being holding for hours

4 Eating when you havnt eating for ages

5 Sleeping

6 Relieving an itch


Well whatch think ?

What would you choose

You pretty much described a lot of peoples Friday night.

boobar

luckyfrank wrote: »

What is the most in your opinion

1 Sex

2 Quenching an unbelievable thirst

3 Relieving your self of a piss you've being holding for hours

4 Eating when you havnt eating for ages

5 Sleeping

6 Relieving an itch


Well whatch think ?

What would you choose

Most pleasurable experience?

Yore Ma!

KTRIC

I forgot about one, a ripper of a fart that goes on for a good few seconds and you don't follow through


Savage stuff

Scanlas The 2nd

A really good crack of the neck or back when you haven't done it images.

boobar

Tidyweb wrote: »

Taking your bra off after a hard day

Do you mean taking one's bra off after a hard day?

Big Nasty

Sacramento wrote: »

You pretty much described a lot of peoples Friday night.

Yeah, but needs a little re-arranging:

1 Quenching an unbelievable thirst

2 Relieving your self of a piss you've being holding for hours

3 Eating when you havnt eating for ages

4 Sex

5 Sleeping

6 Relieving an itch

Dunny

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

1. Scratching an itch

2. Waking up at like 2am knowning I have another 5 hours in bed

3. The feeling of wearing brand new clothes

4. A nice hot bath after a long, cold day.

5. Taking off my bra after a long day, lads have no idea just how good it feels.

Taking your bra off after a long day.

Babybuff

orgasm, and everything else in that order

boobar

A nice long mass.

mattjack

AngryBollix wrote: »

Lickin a beef curry off a baldy squirting fanny while washing it down with a pint of guinness

Where's your local ?

Wattle

Radio stations like FM104 used to send out convoys of cars with their logo plastered all over them and just drive them all over town in a procession. They were always driven by really photogenic youngfellas and youngwans. I used to take great pleasure in breaking up their little convoy, driving very slow and generally wrecking their heads.

ihsb

Taking a hot shower with my gorgeous boyfriend

RobbingBandit

Beating the crap out of a cat with a sock full of pennies.

admiralofthefleet

getting a massive smile off my baby son when he sees me for the first time in the morning

cynder

Sledging down one of the highest mountains in Switzerland, flying on air ( rollercoaster rides at Alton towers) among other things mentioned on the thread.



A yawn..... Go on you know you want too, yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn, yawn , yawn yawn....


How many times did you read it before you had to YAWN..

cassElliot

seeing the 'not pregnant' line on the pregnancy test.

plasmaguy

Wattle wrote: »

Radio stations like FM104 used to send out convoys of cars with their logo plastered all over them and just drive them all over town in a procession. They were always driven by really photogenic youngfellas and youngwans. I used to take great pleasure in breaking up their little convoy, driving very slow and generally wrecking their heads.

You evil b*stard!

For me, it has to be warching Pat Kenny get angry on the Frontline, well that's my most pleasurable experience for most mondays.

ToddyDoody

May i point out that everything on the list except atari jaguar and possibly 'other' are things which many zoo animals would also find pleasurable.

Dudess

Eating out.

I love going for a nice meal.