My phone Sex Secrets... Channel 4

Akarinn

Anyone else watching this at the moment..?

Its quite disturbing really, to finaly know the face on the other end of the line.. And its UGLY!!!!

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

Anyone ever considered ringing these phone lines..? ^^

stupidusername

I've been told I should do this you'd have to feel like a right fool though right? i'm not watching it though....any use?

TreesAreCrowd

The lowest I would sink, in the absence of the internet, is fapping over babestation or the other stuff that comes on the game channels late at night. The sound does need to be muted though.

Owen_S

Considered ringing this one, saw it advertised.
2222222 1890 2222222

Akarinn

Ah its not bad, theres a women hittin late 50's who earns up to 500 a day through it! Thats some serious cash..

If only my *cough* Manly voice wasnt so manly, id probly be a millionare by now..

Hogzy

Jesus what ever ye do dont turn on Channel 4 +1. There is some big fat one who got her tits reduced.

Akarinn

DOUBLE FOOKING G's!!!!!

smash

You mean there's not hot horny singles in my area looking to chat with me?

Mint Sauce

Yeah, cos they always look like they do in the adverts.

:rolleyes:

eth0

Yea I called one once

The number was 1850 715 815

plasmaguy

Would never work in Ireland...

You'd ring up and recognise the voice and say something like..."Is that you Mary? I'd recognise the voice anywhere...how's Paddy?"

Akarinn

"im wearing a collar and a leash" ......."oh..oh"

I was almost there when i heard jd's voice on the other end!

1850 715 815 isnt a phone sex line

Wattle

They're always running those ad's at like 2 a.m. They have the 'lonely ****' market down to a T.

TreesAreCrowd

I wonder has phone sex gotten as "extreme" as the readily available internet porn these days?

Like is anal a common theme? double penetration? Russian guy with his "auntie" theme?

ihsb

I so have the imagination and the accent for this!

Radharc na Sleibhte

Im wearing soiled panties with a banana jammed up my arse.
Oh yeah, does that make you horny.

TreesAreCrowd

You could really catch them off guard with some scat talk.

Captain Darling

plasmaguy wrote: »

Would never work in Ireland...

You'd ring up and recognise the voice and say something like..."Is that you Mary? I'd recognise the voice anywhere...how's Paddy?"

Ah sure he's up ating a bit.

Now tell me about yer soggy knickers...

krudler

I work for a phone company, and you'd be amazed how many men ring in going "whats the story with these "premium numbers?" on my bill" oh you mean 1850 69 69 69? "ohh....er yeah thats...donedeal" *click* LIAR!

this is completely true, there was a guy who used to ring in paying weekly amounts on a ...wait for it, 27 GRAND bill for ringing phone sex lines, you could literally buy a bunch of hookers to tend to your every need for that.

Babybuff

krudler wrote: »

I work for a phone company, and you'd be amazed how many men ring in going "whats the story with these "premium numbers?" on my bill" oh you mean 1850 69 69 69? "ohh....er yeah thats...donedeal" *click* LIAR!

this is completely true, there was a guy who used to ring in paying weekly amounts on a ...wait for it, 27 GRAND bill for ringing phone sex lines, you could literally buy a bunch of hookers to tend to your every need for that.

:eek:

Radharc na Sleibhte

Such a bunch of mongs on this.
I have the opposite of a horn.

Radharc na Sleibhte

krudler wrote: »

27 GRAND bill for ringing phone sex lines.

Thats some expensive ****.

krudler

Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »

Thats some expensive ****.

poor bastard, paying for that, porn is free on t'internet

TreesAreCrowd

krudler wrote: »

buy a bunch of hookers to tend to your every need for that.

Hookers come by the bunch now?

Vive Le Recession

milehip1

ihsb wrote: »

I so have the imagination and the accent for this!

Audio or GTFO.

Radharc na Sleibhte

TreesAreCrowd wrote: »

Hookers come by the bunch now?

Gaggle, shoal, school, flock?

No, a bunch of hookers.

TreesAreCrowd

Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »

Gaggle, shoal, school, flock?

No, a bunch of hookers.

A glaring of hookers is the correct term, I believe.

Radharc na Sleibhte

Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »

Im wearing soiled panties with a banana jammed up my arse.
Oh yeah, does that make you horny.

That depends, what type of jam did you use?

krudler

Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »

Gaggle, shoal, school, flock?

No, a bunch of hookers.

a murder of hookers?

44leto

Nah Phone sex is for **** without imagination.

WoollyRedHat

Akarinn wrote: »

Anyone else watching this at the moment..?

Its quite disturbing really, to finaly know the face on the other end of the line.. And its UGLY!!!!

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

Anyone ever considered ringing these phone lines..? ^^

Hey Billy, how you doin, have you been a good little boy

Capt'n Midnight

Owen_S wrote: »

Considered ringing this one, saw it advertised.
2222222 1890 2222222

That's Zig and Zag's PO box :eek:

Capt'n Midnight

smash wrote: »

You mean there's not hot horny singles in my area looking to chat with me?

https://xkcd.com/713/

Owen_S

Owen_S wrote: »

Considered ringing this one, saw it advertised.
2222222 1890 2222222

Well if you're 18 and drive a souped up Sierra XR4i then you'll get royally shafted!

fryup

44leto wrote: »

Nah Phone sex is for **** without imagination.

or without the internet

smash

The featured phone sex operators in that show were all completely useless at talking dirty!

Conall Cernach

I once worked in a place at night with only one other guy. He would regularly head off to the manager's office and dial these numbers for a chat and pretend he was called Martin Riggs (from Lethal Weapon). I told him that surely someone would notice the numbers and the times the calls were made at but they never did. I reckon the manager must have been making similar calls too.

Wosserwoman

its shocking :L

Stanley Devastating

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7pGcE7IvCTs

crazygeryy

Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »

Im wearing soiled panties with a banana jammed up my arse.
Oh yeah, does that make you horny.

obviously does something for you if you told us about it...... jesus.:eek:

AngryBollix

Could you see their fannies

Discodog

crazygeryy wrote: »

obviously does something for you if you told us about it...... jesus.:eek:

What he hasn't told you is that he takes the banana back to the shop & puts it on the shelf - it's a kind of bum banana roulette for the next person who buys one

Never mind phone sex it is amazing what you Dublin babies get up to:

http://dublin.backpage.com/MiscServices/milk-maid-wetnurse/2153741

steddyeddy

If theres horny sexy women in the area who really want to talk to me they can call me!

ziggy23

Was looking for that episode of Little Britain where Vicky Pollard is working on a chat line:pac:
Can't find it though:(