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In The Playpen: wnolan1992
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Your Text Here wrote: »HAI THAR o/
Well hello there!
5 websites you visit most?
Boards (obvs), Facebook (unfortunately), RTE Player (gotta love Home and Away :cool::cool:)........ struggling now.... Youtube I guess.... and Stumbleupon.
(Phew! That was hard.... especially since against boards' rules to post the sites I actually visit most. :pac:
Why is the UL forum so full of drama? (I lurk there sometimes >.>)
Because the evil pro-SU mods never let discussions that are anti-SU sentiment continue!!! *rabble rabble rabble*
(Well, actually it's just trolls being trolls.
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Your candidate for the best sandwich ever?
Aw, there was a lovely sandwich I got coming up to Xmas last year, it had like turkey, ham, and like Worchestshire sauce or something in it. HAd about eight of them in the two weeks they were on sale. Delish!
Favourite meme?
I'm loving the "Meanwhile in...." ones at the moment. http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/425805_289643531101869_100001686720263_807746_140887436_n.jpg but my favourites change everyday depending on the situation.
New album from these guys on the 21st.... *giddy happy dance*0 -
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Insect Overlord wrote: »Intro inspired by Monty Python?
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PseudoFamous wrote: »What is your favourite videogame, of all ever?
Hmmm... tricky.... I guess the one I always come back to would be Metal Gear Solid. It's probably the reason I'm doing the course I'm doing, and probably why I waste my life sitting with a controller in my hand. Such a masterpiece of a game, down to every last detail (Psycho Mantis using the vibration to spin your controller and saying little tid-bits about other Konami saves... ).
How high can you count in a single session?
Not sure.... let's see!
1. 2. Eleventy. Button! (Little Rugrats reference there for ya!)
How high can you session in a single count?
I've been known to session pretty hard in a short count... more often than not it doesn't end well....
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^ i love you for that song choice!HA!
What is the meaning behind your boards name?
Favorite band?
Favorite yankee candle scent?
are you a specific gamer ( like xbox or playstation only) or do you play on all platforms?
(i know i hardly ever speak to you but i thought this was a good time to start ) 0 -
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^ i love you for that song choice!HA! I aim's to please.
What is the meaning behind your boards name?
It's my first initial, last name, and birth year... damn, if I'd chosen a better username I could have put a really funny answer here.
Favorite band?
POETS OF THE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!11!1!!!11!!!
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(The above is best visualised by imagining how Jedward fans act outside their hotel...)
My obsession is rather unhealthy, but they're just so frickin' good!
Favorite yankee candle scent?
Ummm.....well.....if you're talking about of all time.... then.... um.... I'd have to say......
*runs to Google..
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Citrus Passion. Yeah, definitely Citrus Passion. It's just so.... citrusy.... and passionate.... <_< >_>
are you a specific gamer ( like xbox or playstation only) or do you play on all platforms?
Xbox, for the simple reason that I won an Xbox 360 on the radio back when I was doing the JC, and I can't afford a PS3. But each have their drawbacks and benefits, I wouldn't trade my Xbox for a PS3, but I wouldn't rule out buying a PS3 when(if![:\](https://www.boards.ie/resources/emoji/confused.png ":\")
) I start making ze monies.
(i know i hardly ever speak to you but i thought this was a good time to start )
Nobody ever talks to me.... #foreveralone
:pac: :pac:How does one fall going UP stairs? TWICE?!?!
scnr
Oh... har-har dee har-har! You just jealous that you don't have the unique talent that I have for this!
Ohhhh, I'm a loser baby....
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True, I am impressively clumsy but even I've never managed that one!
I've managed to do it twice in the space of two months. Bet you're super jelly right now. :cool::cool:
Serious question time though, daddy or chips?
Supermacs Chips w/Garlic+Cheese > Daddy > All other chips
If you had a chance to switch to another course, no points, no fees or anything, would you? And if so what's the course?
The amount of times I've asked myself this.... TBH, I don't know. I love UL and large parts of the course, but it's just those niggly pr*cks of bits that threaten to ruin it all.
If I were to switch, I'd probably go and do my second choice, which was TV, Radio and New Media Broadcasting, down in Tralee. (Who knows, might still end up doing this even if I graduate from Games )
Electric Picnic '11, so amazing. Jarvis nearly crying on stage before they played this seeing as t'would be probably their last performance ever. Highlight of my life so far.
(I'm using the Glastonbury video for quality reasons)
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Hello, wnolan1992.
How are you today?
Are you enjoying being in the playpen?
If you could have any name in the world other than your real one, what would it be?
What's your favourite book?
What's your favourite movie?
What's your favourite song?
Who's your favourite Leaving Cert poet?
What was your favourite Leaving Cert subject?
What was your least favourite Leaving Cert subject?
What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see the following?
- String
- Unfortunate
- That warm, fuzzy feeling
- That cold, non-fuzzy feeling
- Facial hair
- Comb-overs
Favourite kind of Irish accent?
Least favourite accent in the worrrld?
What was the last thing you ate?
What will you eat next?
What is your favourite fizzy drink?
Do you like coffee?
Do you like tea?
How do you take your tea and coffee?
What's the most scary film you've ever seen?
Would you rather go for a walk at the beach or hiking in a mountain-ish hilly place?
Biggest pet hate?
Worst habit?
What do you like most about yourself?
Most attractive celebrity you can think of?
Put your music on shuffle. What are the first 10 songs that came on? (No cheating :P)
What are you excited about?
Anything you're not looking forward to?
Three things you want right this minute?
Are you wearing any accessories? Earrings, necklace... ankle bracelet?! :P
Do you like Twitter?
5 more things you like about yourself?
How long was your last phone conversation?
Is it okay to call them Poets of the Autumn?
What superpower would you choose to have?
What would you change your username to if you subscribed?
Favourite album?
Favourite lyric?
Favourite quote?
Favourite way to procrastinate?
What languages can you speak?
Are you happy right now?
If so, I'm glad! Mention one thing you're happy about!
If not, I demand that you tell somebody right now, no excuses. No, I don't care that it's "a stupid thing".
Who is bringing sexy back?
Any phobias?
Biggest turn-on in a person?
Biggest turn-off in a person?
Favourite thing about the 90s?
Favourite thing about the 80s?
Favourite thing about the 70s?
Favourite thing about the 60s?
Favourite decade of the above?
How does today compare to those decades?
Is political correctness gone crazy?
Shoe size?
What colour are your socks?
Do you have to wear matching socks or are you okay about them not matching?
If you could fix one problem in the world, what would you fix?
Considering only the good qualities, what 19th century dictator do you respect most?
Aliens?
Favourite holiday destination?
Plans for summer?
Have you seen 500 days of Summer?
Do you have any tattoos?
If you were to get a new tattoo what would you get?
How do you feel about lip piercings?
Why did you join boards?
Can I ask you a question?
Favourite swear word?
Have you ever spent more than 12 hours straight on a computer?
Is your handwriting messy or neat?
Favourite TV show?
Favourite flavour of Ben and Jerry's?
What's the first thing you see when you look to your left?
What's the first thing you see when you look to your right?
If you were to enter a talent show, what would your talent be?
Pubs or Clubs?
Swings or slides?
Guilty pleasures?
What's the hidden meaning behind the number 1992 in your username? Sounds deep?
What can you do for your community?
Kony 2012, yay or nay?
If you had a baby, what would you call it?
If you got a new pet dog, what would you call it?
Tell us a joke?
LOL! Tell us another joke!
Hahaha! :L How about a funny picture?
And a serious picture?
What's your favourite Beatles song?
What's your favourite Elvis song?
What's your favourite Madonna song?
What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
What's your favourite Ke$ha song?
Favourite instrument?
Write a couplet about anything everrr?
What's your favourite time of day?
What do you think about eh.. modern art or whatever it's called? Like a canvas painted just plain black or whatever?
What is art?
Is it art if I find something on a road and put it on a pedestal in a gallery?
So does art have to be intentional, or is it art once someone says it's art?
Does art have to convey a message?
Is the noise of, say, traffic, a form of music?
Is photography art?
What's your favourite smiley face of the boards ones?
Do you think :rolleyes: looks, eh, condescending or whatever? Some people seem to, but I think it looks more like someone saying "*sigh* she's so dreamy"... What do you think?
What do you think of Obama?
What annoys you most about the Eurovision?
What colour is your tshirt/top?
How's it going?
Favourite hobby?
What other hobbies do you have?
Describe the curtains in the room you're in now.
How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?
How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?
How many times must the cannonballs fly before they are forever banned?
Where is the answer blowing?
How many years must a mountain exist before it is washed to the sea?
How many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free?
How many times can a man turn his head and pretend that he just doesn't see?
Where did you say the answer is blowing?
How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?
How many years must one man have before he can hear people cry?
How many deaths will it take till he knows that too many people have died?
If I were looking for the answer, where would I look?
Favourite teletubby?0 -
Aisling(",) wrote: »Do you like Harry Potter?
Love the books. Have the same birthday as Harry, and the books were always released around then so my sister always got me the latest book for my birthday.
The films on the other hand.... If I remember correctly when I watched the first six over the course of a week, I thought 1 and 2 were good, 3 was ok, 4 and 5 were only worth watching for Hermione (<3 Emma
) and 6 was awful (the end ruined it for me)
If there was one musician/singer/band that you could get banished for crimes against music who would it be?
Anyone that's ever been on X-Factor ever?
Have you anything on the bucket list yet?
I'd love to go to North Korea. It's n odd goal in life maybe, but I'm just fascinated with the place...
Do you like to cook?
Very much. Although I probably approach it from the wrong angle. I tend to cook as if it were a maintenance job or something. I will not deviate from the recipe.
Wrestling nay or yay?
NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Kittens or puppies?
PUPPIES!!!!! Was lucky enough to be around the Guide Dog Centre in Cork just after they had a litter, and OMFG labradors are so frickin' cute!!!
Would you rather 100 euro to spend in HMV or Easons?
Probably HMV. I don't have the time or patience any more to sit down and read books as much as I'd like.Patrice Lumumba or Moise Tshombe?
Lumumba, but it's a tough decision given that they both were less than nice people. Lumumba just about wins out given that Tshombe served only to double the amount of strife in that region because of his declaration of seccession.
Wikipedia FTW! Assuming you've listened to the latest comedy button... how do you make cookies? How do you make cookie dough? How do you make flour?
You take a flower... put it into whatever the hell pan you have.... then bake it. And you have flour. :pac:What course are you doing?
BSc. Multimedia and Computer Games Development -> Info 'cos I'm lazy.
I SEE YOU LIEK MGS
BEST GAME EVAR!
Favourite Character?
Hmmm.... tough one... I'm ruling out Snake, because that's too obvious....
I would probably say either Otacon or Emma. Otacon is just a legend of a man, one of the best guys on the Codec. And I had a huge crush on Emma when I first played MGS2. She was just so cute and pweety!
Favourite Scene?
MGS2Favourite scene is Emma's death. It's such a moving and emotional scene. I actually shed tears at that. And yet it still had the power to make me go "WTF!!" when Otacon revealed his affair with his Stepmom. And when Snake is getting him to pull himself together and that handshake followed by a hug.... still gives me goosebumps to this very day.
What is love?
I wouldn't know.
But according according to Webster...
"Love noun \ˈləv\
(1) : strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties <maternal love for a child> (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3) : affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests <love for his old schoolmates>
b : an assurance of affection <give her my love>
Baby dont hurt me?
Wha-?
Dont Hurt me?
You OK dude?
No more?
Oh.... I see...
What sports, if any do you like
To watch, Soccer, or Foxy Boxing. :pac:
Only just got into this show, but bloody loving it!
I think JamJam's questions deserve a separate post... :pac:0 -
JamJamJamJam wrote: »Hello, wnolan1992.
Hai Jamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjam. (Sorry if I forgot a jam there...)
How are you today?
Tired and a bit stressed. But comparatively well compared to other days.
Are you enjoying being in the playpen?
I was..... but then I saw this list... now it just feels like a college assignment! :pac:
I kid, I kid, more pweese!
If you could have any name in the world other than your real one, what would it be?
Umm...............errr....................ohhhh..............Jim?
What's your favourite book?
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix OR The Last Secret of the Temple by Paul Sussmann.
What's your favourite movie?
On gut reaction, Shawshank Redemption. Or anything with Morgan Freeman in it.
What's your favourite song?
This is probably the hardest question.... I'm loving Senakah's new single and was introduced to The Wonder Villains a few weeks ago.... and of course there's Biffy Clyro and R.E.M and Damien Dempsey as well who I just love....
But I guess Poets of the Fall win out in the end every time.
Who's your favourite Leaving Cert poet?
Patrick Kavanagh. Helped my sister get an A1 in '04 and me get an A1 in '10, so it's pretty safe to say my family like him. Plus, he was a depressed angsty bollix like me.
What was your favourite Leaving Cert subject?
History. Had the best teacher possible for it, and he made it interesting. T'was the only exam where I never stopped writing from the time I was handed the paper until the time I finished. IIRC, I typed (I typed my LC btw) about 10 pages of size 12 font that day. Feckin' fingers cramped up that night.
What was your least favourite Leaving Cert subject?
During the two years, HL Maths. Couldn't do it. I had given up in about November of 4th(or 5th depending on what you call the year after TY) year and stayed in the class until the end of April of my LC year... when I told my teacher I was finally dropping, her exact words were "Yeah... I meant to say it to you alright."
Least favourite exam was probably Biology. But that was own fault for being complacent about it and taking for granted that I knew stuff.
What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see the following?
- String
Guitars.
- Unfortunate
Me.
- That warm, fuzzy feeling
Christmas day, just after dinner when I was younger and we'd all sit around in the sitting room and watch a movie.
- That cold, non-fuzzy feeling
Coming home from a night out, and lying in bed playing through situations you'd wish you'd reacted better to so as not to have a prat of oneself.
- Facial hair
Oh I wish I had some. *sadface*
- Comb-overs
Only thing I can think of was in The Simpsons where Marge was losing her hair and Homer offered to teach her to do a comb-over like his and it just flashes to a bald Marge.
Favourite kind of Irish accent?
Can't beat a Nordy accent. It's just so sweet and musical. (I'm talking about girl's here, Gerry Adams and Martin McGuinness wouldn't exactly be "musical"!)
Least favourite accent in the worrrld?
It's a tie between English and American. Not all the time, just when they're acting all superior and stuff.
What was the last thing you ate?
Breakfast Roll at 10am. NOM!
What will you eat next?
Probably gonna get a takeaway from my favourite place in town... so Taco Chips, a pizza and a milkshake. Can't waaait!
What is your favourite fizzy drink?
Coke, it's my addiction. *sadface*
Do you like coffee?
Nope.
Do you like tea?
Nope.
*waits for abuse....
How do you take your tea and coffee?
I take it over to the sink and pour it away....
What's the most scary film you've ever seen?
Blair Witch Project. Saw it when I was like eight and was convinced it was real.
Would you rather go for a walk at the beach or hiking in a mountain-ish hilly place?
Beach. Much better view, plus the soundtrack...
Biggest pet hate?
People who ask a lot of questions...
Worst habit?
Outside the normal biting fingernails, I'd say my worst would be fidgeting with stuff. Almost constantly either opening and closing the clasp on my watch, or messing with my phone or something.
What do you like most about yourself?
Hmm.................. um................ I suppose if I HAVE to answer, I quite like my hair about a week and a half after getting it cut.
Most attractive celebrity you can think of?
Off the top of my head, Emma Watson. But that's just 'cos she's in my head atm.
Put your music on shuffle. What are the first 10 songs that came on? (No cheating :P)
1- The Best is Yet to Come - Aoife Ní Fhearraigh (Metal Gear Solid Theme
2- Wendy Clear - Blink 182
3- Fentoozler - Blink 182
4- Airbag - Radiohead
5- Bury Me Not on the Lone Prairie - Johnny Cash
6- Coming Home - Diddy-Dirty Money Feat. Skyler Grey
7- Our Time Is Gonna Come - REO Speedwagon
8- Flora/Fauna - Anamanguchi
9- Out of Space - The Prodigy
10- The Greatest - S Club
What are you excited about?
Poets of the Fall album release on the 21st, and next weekend I'll finally get my hands on both it and my copy of Mass Effect.
Anything you're not looking forward to?
College for the foreseeable future. Between projects, exams and repeats, it's not gonna be a fun time.
Three things you want right this minute?
Food.
A hug.
A pint (or three).
Are you wearing any accessories? Earrings, necklace... ankle bracelet?! :P
That ankle bracelet was a misunderstanding! Jeez, you kidnap one little old lady for ransom and it follows you whereever you go.
Do you like Twitter?
For specific things only. Following an event like an election is fun on it because of hashtags. Other than that I find it restrictive because of the character limit.
5 more things you like about yourself?
.........ah jaysus......
How long was your last phone conversation?
About 3 minutes. Person was driving at the time.
Is it okay to call them Poets of the Autumn?
No.
*stares with utter contempt...*
What superpower would you choose to have?
Invisibility. I'd be able to sneak all over the place!
At this point, I think it's time for an intermission.
Right... *deep breath*.... let's power through this!What would you change your username to if you subscribed?
I honestly don't think I'd ever change. I'm not witty enough to come up with a witty pun or interesting username like everyone else seems to be.... maybe "William Has No Land"..... see? That's just terrible!
Favourite album?
Of all time: Poets of the Fall - Signs of Life (2004)
At the Moment: Storyfold - Rocket Scienc
Favourite lyric?
Currently have 3:
"You lift my spirit, take me higher, make me fly, touch the moon up in the sky when you are mine." (Poets of the Fall - Lift)
"Now tonight I see you... and Jesus how I miss you.
Hold me, closely, and softly sweetly kiss, my lips. My lips. Oh baby baby baby." (Damien Dempsey - Hold Me)
"Seems to matter what I say. So I'll hold my tounge at bay.
And rather use my mouth to kiss, your frown away.
So your doubts no longer darken your day, so you can hold your head up high come what may." (Poets of the Fall - All The Way/4 U)
Favourite quote?
"You can get a job and sort your life out any time. The pub closes in five hours!" (Dylan Moran in Black Books)
Favourite way to procrastinate?
Writing really long boards posts....
What languages can you speak?
English (obvs!), pretty fluent in Irish, and probably know enough German to not die if I were stranded there for a week.
Are you happy right now?
I'm not unhappy I guess, so that's a win.
If so, I'm glad! Mention one thing you're happy about!
The fact that I've decided to take the rest of tonight off and just get a takeaway and play Xbox all night.
Who is bringing sexy back?
I'm bringin' Sexy back.....
Back from the vet. We called our cat Sexy for the laugh. :pac:
Any phobias?
Rats and any sort of tiny winged creatures such as bees and moths freak me out beyond belief.
Biggest turn-on in a person?
Pretty eyes or a nice smile. A cute laugh is also a major plus.
Biggest turn-off in a person?
Being a b*tch. Could put up with almost anything else I reckon.
Favourite thing about the 90s?
The music. S-Club, 5ive, and tonnes more. Probably my favourite musical decade.
Favourite thing about the 80s?
The movies. A lot of the franchise I love started out then. Rambo, Die Hard for example. Music was also class!
Favourite thing about the 70s?
T'was the Monty Python Decade. 'Nuff said!
Favourite thing about the 60s?
The Beatles, Elvis, and Burt Bacharach.
Favourite decade of the above?
90's, probably because it was the most influential on me.
How does today compare to those decades?
Not well. In making our lives easier, we've ended up making them more complicated, more expensive, more stressful and less fun.
Is political correctness gone crazy?
Without a doubt. They stopped calling manholes manholes in Australia a few years ago I believe... I think Billy Connolly summed it up best "If you can find me a woman who wants to go swimming around in shít I'll start calling it a personhole!"
Shoe size?
11-12 depending on type
What colour are your socks?
Well I thought they were black, but now that i look closer they're very very very very very very very very dark blue.... damn! Shafted again!
Do you have to wear matching socks or are you okay about them not matching?
Have to be matching. Very OCD on this...
If you could fix one problem in the world, what would you fix?
Me being #foreveralone?
Probably hunger. Whatever about poverty, hunger is just one of the most terrible things on the planet.
Considering only the good qualities, what 19th century dictator do you respect most?
Gah! I know nothing about the 19th Century so I'm choosing to ignore that and make it the 20th Century.
I would have to say Lenin. I think Lenin truly believed in what he was doing was right. And he tried to stop Stalin taking over after him but failed.
Aliens?
WHERE?!?! ARGGGGH!!!!!
But yes, they exist. No doubt in my mind.
Favourite holiday destination?
Would help if I'd ever been abroad.... Kerry's pretty cool though. :rolleyes:
Plans for summer?
Looking to try and get some work on community radio or in one of the local's. Other than that, will have to study my ass off for the one repeats I definitely have and the other one that I'll probably have.
Have you seen 500 days of Summer?
Saw about 10 minutes of it on Film4 once...
Do you have any tattoos?
Nope
If you were to get a new tattoo what would you get?
Maybe the POTF Morpho logo, but I don't plan on ever getting one tbh.
How do you feel about lip piercings?
Pretty indifferent. Wouldn't get one, don't really see why people do, but if that's their bag then have at it.
Why did you join boards?
Jako8 always used to be talking to me about it, so I joined last April. Then he stopped using it. Coincidence? <_< >_>
Can I ask you a question?
I think we've established that you clearly can....
Favourite swear word?
Bollix! OR Bollox! (Depends on the situation, the "ix" is for situations where something happens and your immediate response is "Ah bollix to that anyway!". Whereas "ox", is for when you just realise you've majorly screwed up. "Oh......bollox. "
Have you ever spent more than 12 hours straight on a computer?
Hahahha, I've spent 36 hours straight a computer, not to mind 12! Those final hours before a project deadline when you've been staring at the bright screen for ages and then you look away and it's still imprinted on your retinas... fun times!
Is your handwriting messy or neat?
See the attachment. :pac:
Favourite TV show?
Of All Time: Father Ted.
ATM: Home and Away.
Favourite flavour of Ben and Jerry's?
Can't remember the exact flavour, but it's something like chocolate cookie or something.
What's the first thing you see when you look to your left?
The Graphics Tablet I used for the handwriting.
What's the first thing you see when you look to your right?
The wall.
If you were to enter a talent show, what would your talent be?
I used to be able to do a good Seanachaí voice in Primary School... Also if I found the right song I might consider making people's ears bleed...
Pubs or Clubs?
Pubs that don't have DJs or loud PAs with music blaring. I much prefer sitting around a table with friends and having a laugh. That's why you'll invariably see me in the smoking area of a nightclub more often than in the actual club.
Swings or slides?
Swings FTW!
Guilty pleasures?
Sappy girlie music like Taylor Swift, One Direction, etc.
What's the hidden meaning behind the number 1992 in your username?
Not really hidden, it's the year I was born. (Man, questions on my username are so hard to answer in any way amusing. )
Sounds deep?
You haven't been listening have you?
What can you do for your community?
Leave. Think they'd be happy enough if I just did that!
Kony 2012, yay or nay?
Nay. Nay. Nay. Nay. A thousand times NAY!
If you had a baby, what would you call it?
Accidental Child 1a.
Or Aisling. It's a toss up.
If you got a new pet dog, what would you call it?
Patches. (After Patches O'Houlahan)
Tell us a joke?
"Jane was sitting on a bus one day. Next thing, a dwarf gets on.(Dwarf as in short person, not mythical creature). A young girl is sitting across from the Jane. The child's mother started pestering her to give up her seat for the dwarf. The girl gets up, goes over to the dwarf and says:
"You can have my seat if you want?"
"Oh! Is it because I'm a dwarf is it? Well! I've been a dwarf all my life. It's not a problem for me! I don't need your charity!"
The girl walks back to her seat very embarrassed. The bus journey continues in awkward silence for a few more stops until it's time for Jane to get off the bus. She decides to offer her seat to the dwarf.
"Excuse me, I'm getting off here so my seat's free if you want it?"
"Oh! Is it because I'm a dwar-
"NO! It's because you're a human being! I saw you were standing here, I'm getting off the bus, my seat is now empty, so I thought you might like it. As a matter of fact, I think you were highly rude to that young girl and I think you owe her an apology."
Jane moves to the door, then turns back and says:
"You were so rude in fact, I hope when you go home tonight, Snow White kicks your arse!"
Listen to how it's meant to be told...[/B]
LOL! Tell us another joke!
There are 10 types of people. Those that understand binary, and those that don't.
Hahaha! :L How about a funny picture?
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/428152_191667337614508_100003137302336_324560_738233111_n.jpg
And a serious picture?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/58/Sunset_2007-1.jpg/250px-Sunset_2007-1.jpg
What's your favourite Beatles song?
Octopus' Garden
What's your favourite Elvis song?
Can't Help Fallin' In Love
What's your favourite Madonna song?
Like a Virgin
What's your favourite Michael Jackson song?
Man In the Mirror
What's your favourite Ke$ha song?
Animal
Favourite instrument?
Guitar... so wanna learn to play.
Write a couplet about anything everrr?
This post is very long,
So I think I'll sing a song,
I don't think it'll be a breakaway*,
But twill keep me busy until my takeaway.
*a breakaway hit single
What's your favourite time of day?
Around 9pm, cos' you know it's time to wind down.
What do you think about eh.. modern art or whatever it's called? Like a canvas painted just plain black or whatever?
That's not art. That's pretentious shíte!
What is art?
Anything that stimulates the beholders imagination.
Is it art if I find something on a road and put it on a pedestal in a gallery?
Yes.
If you found the Mona Lisa lying on a road somewhere that is....
So does art have to be intentional, or is it art once someone says it's art?
Most art has to be intentional, yes. I could just say "ooh the way the cables are all tangled up on my desk, is just so... abstract and stuff!"
Does art have to convey a message?
Not necessarily, but it should convey something, like an idea, a thought, an emotion, a feeling, an aura, etc.
Is the noise of, say, traffic, a form of music?
No. It's traffic noise.
Is photography art?
Yes. One of my friends is doing 365 Shots, 365 Days blog thing where he takes cool pics every day, some of them are really awesome, much better than some of these abstracty painting crap.
What's your favourite smiley face of the boards ones?
Has to be :pac:
Do you think rolleyes looks, eh, condescending or whatever? Some people seem to, but I think it looks more like someone saying "*sigh* she's so dreamy"... What do you think?
Now that you mention it.... it does kinda seem like a wistful gaze....
What do you think of Obama?
A very "meh" president, but I think he's better than any of the Republican candidates.
What annoys you most about the Eurovision?
Bloc-Voting, other than that I love it.
What colour is your tshirt/top?
Kind of a creamy white.
How's it going?
I think I'm about to die... I've been typing this response since 6:30 FFS!
Favourite hobby?
Gaming.
What other hobbies do you have?
Reading, doing radio, music.
Describe the curtains in the room you're in now.
No curtains, only blinds. The ones that go across the window, not the ones that roll down.
How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?
7!!
How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand?
Don't Dove's fly?
How many times must the cannonballs fly before they are forever banned?
Who the hell uses cannonballs these days anyway?
Where is the answer blowing?
In the wind?
How many years must a mountain exist before it is washed to the sea?
Couple of million I suppose.
How many years can some people exist before they're allowed to be free?
Well fortunately a lot of us are born free, so... none?
How many times can a man turn his head and pretend that he just doesn't see?
An infinite number of times until someone makes a youtube video where they exploit their son and blatantly market useless products...
Where did you say the answer is blowing?
The answer, my friend, is probably blowing in the wind.
How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?
Surely just one?
How many years must one man have before he can hear people cry?
Well assuming he's not deaf, again, none.
How many deaths will it take till he knows that too many people have died?
6,999,999,999 (given 7billion people on the planet)
If I were looking for the answer, where would I look?
Idk, try behind the couch!
Favourite teletubby?
Po.
FINISHED!
I reckon I deserve a medal for this post! (Insert pacman smiley here, only allowed fifteen smileys (insert sad face here))
Now, some Ted!
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