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18-03-2012 2:44amTo then claim, after intimidating officers of the law and an official acting in a perfectly lawful manner, that they have somehow "won" and to try and parley this into national publicity for their moronic position in an attempt to gain new acolytes for their nonsense is simply evil.
Kayroo's views and Freuden slippers views about freemen verge on the extreme and is it not ridiculous to call this man in the video evil when he is clearly a man of good character and amicable disposition who interestingly may have a point about the jurisdiction of the county registrar.
If you believe this man is evil then what are Gardai and others who just as brazenly lie and perjure evidence and cause miscarriages of justice and worse travesties of justice. I would like to hear your opinion on this.
Were the Land league not at some point in conflict with the Law of the land.
I just have to wonder if you really understand what evil is?1
3. Nobody here is acting in a manner even comparable to Punch so why don't you put that stupid rhetorical gun down and we can discuss this properly?
May I load my rhetorical gun with some examples...No offence to the poster's or their sense of humour.
Enjoy:
I don't know why people are
complaining about the Freemen. They are hilarious.
I loved the concept so much that I decided to become
one.
So on the eve of my graduation as a Freeman, I got into
my car after 25 pints (having discarded my tax and
insurance discs as unneccessary nods to useless
statutes). I crashed into a wall on the way home, but
hey, no harm done.
The cops arrived and I made sure to ask them if they
were on their oath. They told me to breathe into a bag.
I declined to contract to this Road Traffic Act
nonsense. I did not breathe into the bag.
They asked me for my licence but I didn't give it.
They searched me and found my licence - a hangover from
previous days as a serf. They asked me about my name
and address and I replied - "allegedly".
To cut a long story short, I ended up in court. I asked
the judge if I could see his oath. He didn't think an
oath was perceptible to the human eye.
I didn't plead guilty, so the judge entered a plea of
not guilty on my behalf. I didn't consent to that and I
reserved the full rights of common law and the
Constitution. I made sure to stay in the public gallery
though, to avoid straying into the maritime
jurisdiction of Naas District Court.
So the judge tells me he's sending me to prison, for
refusing to give a sample and other previous
'offences'.
Jail sentence eh? Let's see what the Magna Carta has to
say about that!
Freemen abú
"it is public or private
law that applies"
Because if the Judge says its private law, then
you have to get off because the Court is in public.
And also, because if people hear the Judge talk about
the law, its not private and you've got him.
Also, if the Judge coughs as he says it, and you cough
at the same time, then you are equals, and a Judge
can't be a Judge in his own cause. This applies to
sneezes also, but not sniffles. That would be silly.
If the Judge says public law, then you knock the bench
three times, and he has to let you go, but only if the
knocks don't echo. If the knocks echo, then you have
to ask the Judge for his oath.
The real secret, is that if you say the Judge's name
backwards, then you get a cake and a present.
The quote from Enda was a good touch. However, it
would have had more impact (and God forbid, relevance)
had the quote been:
"It is morally wrong, unjust and unfair to tax a
persons home, and I for one refuse to contract with the
entity know as Ireland Incorporated and I hereby
destroy my own Certificate of Birth hereby frustrating
any attempts by this Corporation to contract with me,
Enda of the family Kenny, a real human person, Purple
Monkey Dishwasher."
Time to call in a tactical nuclear strike on their location.
Going back to the original video, according to the text at the start the "Serif" was halted by this fantastic display of woo. This text was in the font that makes people vomit from their eyeballs: Comic Sans.
There's obviously some kind of typesetting conspiracy going on here. We're through the looking glass people.
If someone were to overthrow the oppressors who favour Times New Roman and other lizard men approved serif fonts, the resulting story could be published as "V for Verdana"? Would the rebels split into factions of Upper Caseists and Lower Caseists?
This lad tried to intimidate officers of the law and escape a lawful debt by a combination of implied violence and what amounts to an attempt to cast a magic spell.0
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The Mustard wrote: »I don't know why people are complaining about the Freemen. They are hilarious.
I loved the concept so much that I decided to become one.
So on the eve of my graduation as a Freeman, I got into my car after 25 pints (having discarded my tax and insurance discs as unneccessary nods to useless statutes). I crashed into a wall on the way home, but hey, no harm done.
The cops arrived and I made sure to ask them if they were on their oath. They told me to breathe into a bag. I declined to contract to this Road Traffic Act nonsense. I did not breathe into the bag.
They asked me for my licence but I didn't give it. They searched me and found my licence - a hangover from previous days as a serf. They asked me about my name and address and I replied - "allegedly".
To cut a long story short, I ended up in court. I asked the judge if I could see his oath. He didn't think an oath was perceptible to the human eye.
I didn't plead guilty, so the judge entered a plea of not guilty on my behalf. I didn't consent to that and I reserved the full rights of common law and the Constitution. I made sure to stay in the public gallery though, to avoid straying into the maritime jurisdiction of Naas District Court.
So the judge tells me he's sending me to prison, for refusing to give a sample and other previous 'offences'.
Jail sentence eh? Let's see what the Magna Carta has to say about that!
Freemen abú!
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