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A Man and his Wife

  • 21-03-2012 3:32pm
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    A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.She was wearing a loose
    fitting, pink dress, Sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual
    jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed
    in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla
    went crazy.
    He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2
    feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was
    obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress.The husband,
    noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his
    wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling
    her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited,
    making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that
    she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.She did... And
    the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
    "Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.
    This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
    Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung
    her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut."Now... tell him
    you have a headache."


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