Wife annoyed with neighbours

Steven81

We moved into our house a couple of weeks ahead of neighbours, invited them over and they had a look around. Since that time they have copied getting in an island, same postbox, light fixtures, wallpaper etc. Havent spoken to them recently and they are definitely not invited back, has this happened to anyone else, i know copying is the best form of flattery but sheis not impressed.

nungesser

is your last name Jones

CardBordWindow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sut6kIEHd2k

delta_bravo

You have an island?

marketty

delta_bravo wrote: »

You have an island?

Dig a moat and you can have one too

Duggy747

Break into their house one of the nights and stand over them while they sleep.

When one of them wakes up and stares at you just say in a slow, creepy voice:

"Have you been stealing my wallpaper?"

Rip some off the wall and then leave.

That'll stop them from copying ya!

smash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0

Your wife needs to get a life!

Ghandee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzW6RQ-5jqM

syklops

Get some rude garden gnomes.

Unavailable for Comment

Should anything ever happen to your stuff you'll be glad your neighbours had the foresight to have replacements ready for you.

My name is URL

Worse than 9/11

ColeTrain

You and your wife sound a bit precious..

jester77

watch out.... your wife & job will be next!

Super-Rush

Your wife is sleeping with your neighbour.

cynder

Steven81 wrote: »

We moved into our house a couple of weeks ahead of neighbours, invited them over and they had a look around. Since that time they have copied getting in an island, same postbox, light fixtures, wallpaper etc. Havent spoken to them recently and they are definitely not invited back, has this happened to anyone else, i know copying is the best form of flattery but sheis not impressed.

Your wife should be chuffed, you both obviously have good taste.


When we moved in we got extra storage in our kitchen our neighbours came in for a cup of tea and wondered why they never thought of it so they went off and got the extra storage too (like an island but its attached to the wall, sort of like a breakfast bar) An island would have be too small to us.

We also brought a house in the same estate as our landlady's son and we got a sneaky look at their house, fell in love with their wardrobes and got the exact same ones in all the bedrooms they were really really nice.

Most of the people who moved in around the same time we did have all the same appliances as they were on offer at the time. Hotpoint : cooker, fridge freezer, washing machine, dryer and dishwasher.

syklops

Get this gnome:

Meet Randy, Randy the Rude Gnome. He's Rude and Crude. The garden gnome meets and greets your guests with a cheeky little line, well, maybe more than that. Put him at the front door for a giggle and a good time!

With a friendly wave and a bright smile he greets your guests with all of the hospitality and warmth that they deserve with winning lines such as those below:

Listen here buddy - I'll give ya twenty bucks if you can get your wife to show me her t***ies
Hey You..... F*** Off
You take one step closer and I'll chew your 'kn knee caps off
The dogs.... get me a f*****g umbrella
I'm 14 inches tall - and I bet I STILL have a bigger d*** than you!
Suck my tiny salamic ****
(Explosive fart sound) Ohhhh - I've been holding that one in for three hours
(More farting) What???? I can't exactly run to the toilet.
You can't be 'kn serious - NO WAY are YOU gonna fit throught that door
Hey you... My b***s are really itchy, but I can't move... would you mind?
The best thing about being a garden gnome is I'm always hard - heh heh
Hey you... Lean down, I wanna tell you something.... Closer... Closer.... NOW P*** OFF DIPS***

Randy's motion activated! He measures approximately 27cm tall and requires 2 AA batteries which are included.

Brand new and packed in a presentable box. It is excellent novelty gift for friend, work mate. Put it at the doorway and show your guests just how much of a classy guy you are!

Celly Smunt

When people say they have problems,is this the kind of thing they mean?


People are idiots.

ejmaztec

Just wait for the neighbours to sneak into your garden to nick cuttings off the plants that you paid hard cash for, or steal buckets of gravel from your driveway - thieving cunts.

micropig

Prosecute them under the SOPA law for infringement of copyright:p


Then ride his wife

44leto

This is exactly what kicked of the Hatfields and Mccoys feud.

Celly Smunt

micropig wrote: »

Prosecute them under the SOPA law for infringement of copyright:p


Then ride his wife

that's right,after all his neighbour did download his house...

Mickey Lover

Tell your missus if that's all she has to worry about then she's a very lucky woman

Steven81

We didnt mind the first one or two things but just so much being copied it was a bit OTT, no just wondering did anyone else have this problem and how they dealt with it

Celly Smunt

Steven81 wrote: »

We didnt mind the first one or two things but just so much being copied it was a bit OTT, no just wondering did anyone else have this problem and how they dealt with it

stick a dildo on your postbox

ColeTrain

Steven81 wrote: »

We didnt mind the first one or two things but just so much being copied it was a bit OTT, no just wondering did anyone else have this problem and how they dealt with it

Ah, so now you're looking to copy what someone else did in your position? For shame.

acidskiffle

Tell them unfront that you're sick of them copying you.
Then watch the look of confusion on their faces as they wonder how anybody could have an issue with something so trivial.

marketty

First the household charge and now this. It's always the little fella gets screwed in this country

woodoo

Thats probably the only reason they called over.

Mickey H

pmcmahon wrote: »

stick a dildo on your postbox

Stick your dildo up your neighbour's wife.

Biggins

syklops wrote: »

Get this gnome:

I so want one!
Link?

Celly Smunt

Mickey H wrote: »

Stick your dildo up your neighbour's wife.

pfft stick your willy up the neighbours wife

Mickey H

pmcmahon wrote: »

pfft stick your willy up the neighbours wife

Invite him to watch.

Hilarity ensues.

woodoo

Getting an island isn't really copying you. They just thought it was a good idea. A lot of people have one.

I can't see what you can do about it really. Other than take a step back from them.

Celly Smunt

Mickey H wrote: »

Invite him to watch.

Hilarity ensues.

he'd probably just copy and then it would lead into a gangbang between the poster,his wife and the neighbours.Next thing you know they're dogging around Dublin,the wife has a child for the neighbour and bang! jeremy kyle.

MarkR

Steven81 wrote: »

We didnt mind the first one or two things but just so much being copied it was a bit OTT, no just wondering did anyone else have this problem and how they dealt with it

What do you think should be done? Contact the commitee? Perhaps An Board Stop Copying me?


You bought stuff you saw and liked. They saw stuff they saw and liked.

Man up and stop worrying about trivial things. People know your houses are different. No one gives a flying fornication who did it first.

Make sure they didn't leave surveillance equipment in your house though. That'd be a bit ott.

What you could do, is wear out some of your **** stuff, and then when you get invited over, start swapping stuff around. Maybe after inserting / wiping your old stuff off something amusing.

Wattle

Just wait until they get plastic surgery to look more like you and your wife. That would be the time to move.

Steven81

woodoo wrote: »

Getting an island isn't really copying you. They just thought it was a good idea. A lot of people have one.

I can't see what you can do about it really. Other than take a step back from them.

The second they saw the island they loved it and said they were unsure as to wether a 6x3 foot island would look ok in the kitchen but after seeing ours i would say they ran home to get quotes.

Lady Chatterton

If your neighbours had a dog that barked day and night, or if they were throwing parties into the early hours or were engaged in illegal activities you might have something to complain about. Here at AH, we only deal with hardcore issues :D

I Heart Internet

OP's problem is the greatest injustice in the history of the world.

After slavery.

curlzy

This should be in the dictionary beside the words "first world problem".

Bad Panda

So...your wife says your neighbours are 'copycats'?

Did you marry a fcuking 10 year old?

weemcd

tell your wife to find something better to be at

Mickey H

pmcmahon wrote: »

he'd probably just copy and then it would lead into a gangbang between the poster,his wife and the neighbours.Next thing you know they're dogging around Dublin,the wife has a child for the neighbour and bang! jeremy kyle.

Jeremy Kyle :eek: Crap, didn't see this coming.

westendgirlie

When did people start buying houses again????

Yawns

Link to this gnome? Best thing on thread so far

Collie D

westendgirlie wrote: »

When did people start buying houses again????

Sometime between lunchtime and arts and crafts by the sound of it

xflyer

I would only be worried if they started wearing the same clothes, buy cars like yours and starting turning up in places you like to go to like following you around the supermarket and seeing what you buy. That would be worrying but on the other hand it would be a good basis for a story to sell to one of those trashy magazines sold all over the place. 'Help! My neighbours copy everything I do?'

Of course they might copy that too and sell their story about their unreasonably paranoid neighbour.

Steven81

Are people not taking this thread serious, ye must have great neighbours

Lady Chatterton

OP, your story reminds me of this

Mickey H

Steven81 wrote: »

Are people not taking this thread serious, ye must have great neighbours

To be honest, I do.

MarkR

syklops wrote: »

Get this gnome:

Found him.

http://www.themadshop.com.au/randy_the_rude_garden_gnome