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  • 22-03-2012 10:44am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,310 ✭✭✭


    My ex-wife is such a slut, even the label on her knickers says Next.

    __________________________________

    Two business men were setting up a shop and were into the second day with just a counter and a few shelves put up.

    One says to his partner “I bet some nosy old pensioner will tap on the window and ask what we are selling"

    Sure enough within minutes an old lady did just that.

    "What are you selling?"

    Sarcastically one of the men said "Arse-Holes!"

    The old lady replied without a pause "Must be doing well, only two left!"

    __________________________________


    My kids keep taking the piss out of my Alzheimer’s





    Wait till the cheeky little Fookers wake up on Easter Morning to find no Birthday presents under the Tree!

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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