What does your OH do that drives you mad ?

whiskeyman

She puts the bog roll on like such
http://manwifeanddog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/The_Wrong_Way_to_Display_Toilet_Paper.jpg

bullets

Squeezes the toothpaste tube from the middle.

There might be a full packet of toilet rolls available but will take one
from one bathroom and transfer it to the other leaving one bathroom without
a roll. (also stores toilet rolls under the sink in the kitchen the most useless place to keep em
when you need to wipe your arse)

When the toilet roll is all used leaves the toilet roll cardboard inner tube there
and leaves them build up.

inability to top up her own phone by a tenner due to not being able to control own finances.

~B

dazzlemoo

He's always nodding off on the sofa and when I say "Why don't you go to bed?" he'll say "I'm not tired"..but then he'll fall back asleep and it starts again!
Also, he'll leave the kitchen counter in a mess after making a sandwich-cheese is left out uncovered, breadcrumbs everywhere etc and I'll clean it but then it'll happen again.
What is it with men that they just don't see mess?!

ziggy23

Dont have an OH:o but one of the things the ex used to do was pick the fluff out of his toes

Giruilla

My other half is so like me and they are so what i do and .... snore zzz ....

Steven81

1. No order to dishwasher
2. Puts on dishwasher when she knows i will be home first to empty it
3. X factor and Americas next top model
4. Lines me up with jobs to do
5. Nags me that i havent done the jobs
6. Nearly has me broke.
7. Toothpaste from top.
8. Leaves lights on in every room.
9. Yankee candle burning in every room
10. Eats me out of house and home (She is pregnant)
11 Farmville on facebook
12 Her inlaws

She is not the worse though

ziggy23

Steven81 wrote: »

1. No order to dishwasher
2. Puts on dishwasher when she knows i will be home first to empty it
3. X factor and Americas next top model
4. Lines me up with jobs to do
5. Nags me that i havent done the jobs
6. Nearly has me broke.
7. Toothpaste from top.
8. Leaves lights on in every room.
9. Yankee candle burning in every room
10. Eats me out of house and home (She is pregnant)
11 Farmville on facebook
12 Her inlaws

She is not the worse though

Nothing wrong with Yankee candles! Though they're impossible to light after a while:mad:

stovelid

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Won't spend time with me :mad:

It might be because you have all those xxx in your user name.

Unless you're 13 in which case I apologize.

LH Pathe

OH, OH, what's an OH. There's only me and my ohhhhh...

wait

Pdfile

complains that i slag the polish too much,

gets offended when i ask her for polish lessons so i can get a job in tesco's.

Jen Pigs Fly

stovelid wrote: »

It might be because you have all those xxx in your user name.

Unless you're 13 in which case I apologize.

Low. Very low, yea slag my username thats a good 5 years old why don't you.

Dravokivich

She keeps dropping the cap for my toothpaste down the sink. :mad:

Fighting Irish

Satts wrote: »

When my OH is finished using a scissors in the kitchen, she puts it in to the dishwasher in the closed position. I cannot get her to understand that the scissors will not be fully cleaned in the closed position.
She should at least blast it clean with piss.
Trying not to be too pushy about this in case she uses the scissors for something else. :eek:

What drives you mad about your OH ?

Too funny

Conall Cernach

Expects me to start washing dishes the second the last bite is in my mouth.

kylith

Puts plates on top of the dishwasher, even if it's empty.
Hogs the entire fecking bed. I was left with a strip about a foot wide to sleep on last night.

cynder

Puts the dirty linen on the floor or next too the dirty linen basket but never in it.

Doesn't take the rubbish out.

Never makes a fire, or empties the ashes.

Throws the wet towel on MY side of the bed.

Not much really, i can live with all of the above

cynder

kylith wrote: »

Puts plates on top of the dishwasher, even if it's empty.
Hogs the entire fecking bed. I was left with a strip about a foot wide to sleep on last night.

Same here my fella has the duvet wrapped firmly around his b*lls and i get the corner peice of the duvet cold back all night

He hates it when i tug on it, all of a sudden i will give a sudden yank, and here a faint murmer from him..... then i get an ear full and we end up playfighting over who gets more duvet....

Bigtoe107

She smokes even though I hate the smell

GrahamThomas

grindelwald wrote: »

Same here my fella has the duvet wrapped firmly around his b*lls and i get the corner peice of the duvet cold back all night

He hates it when i tug on it, all of a sudden i will give a sudden yank, and here a faint murmer from him..... then i get an ear full and we end up playfighting over who gets more duvet....

Really? Most men love getting it tugged :pac:

lucylu

my OH - he gets up empties the dishwasher, hangs out the washing, goes to work,comes home makes the dinner, brings in the washing, tidies up starts the ironing before I get home from work ... all that without me ... The F£cker

kylith

lucylu wrote: »

my OH - he gets up empties the dishwasher, hangs out the washing, goes to work,comes home makes the dinner, brings in the washing, tidies up starts the ironing before I get home from work ... all that without me ... The F£cker

You sound like my mum . She's always complaining that my dad does the hoovering in a malicious fashion.

Jen Pigs Fly

lucylu wrote: »

my OH - he gets up empties the dishwasher, hangs out the washing, goes to work,comes home makes the dinner, brings in the washing, tidies up starts the ironing before I get home from work ... all that without me ... The F£cker

Oh woe is you

admiralofthefleet

she reads here so im saying nothing

Mackman

She never puts the cap back on bottles, just sits the cap on top of the bottle so when it gets knocked over, it goes everywhere! And it will get knocked over caue she's awful clumsy

Lady Chatterton

No matter how often I show Mr. D how to hang clothes on the clothes line, he makes a mess of it, I hate peg marks in the middle of my clothes

kylith

He has a complete inability to find anything. I've lost count of the number of times he's told me that he can't find something, only for me to find it - in the same place he was looking - within 3 seconds.

Mickey Dazzler

****s on me while i sleep.

Freddie59

Satts wrote: »

What drives you mad about your OH ?

Snoring!:mad::D

booboo88

Shryke wrote: »

Scissors is handy for cutting up chicken fillets actually.

And I have nothing else to contribute here. Ah well.

Yes very handy to cut out the ickiness.....

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Maybe he's a lazy ****e who doesn't appreciate me.

Dump him. Simples


Not an oh more of a friend, but his constant yapping through tv, I nearly whacked him when i was trying to watch something.
Time and a place kids, no talking through tv shows:rolleyes:

Krispie

What does my OH do that drives me mad???

Breath's.........

If only he would stop he'd be perfect:D:D

crusher000

Has a full conversation with me from another room and I'm expected to know what she's just said or what she's on about.

uch

Spits

Kev_2012

Misses kicks for touch, misses penalties doesn't defend very well, missing tackles etc...

blaze1

dazzlemoo wrote: »

He's always nodding off on the sofa and when I say "Why don't you go to bed?" he'll say "I'm not tired"..but then he'll fall back asleep and it starts again!
Also, he'll leave the kitchen counter in a mess after making a sandwich-cheese is left out uncovered, breadcrumbs everywhere etc and I'll clean it but then it'll happen again.
What is it with men that they just don't see mess?!

Why oh why let him make a sandwich? That should be your job!:pac:

Local_Chap

Kev_2012 wrote: »

Misses kicks for touch, misses penalties doesn't defend very well, missing tackles etc...

Mrs O Gara is that you??

Fiona

bullets wrote: »

Squeezes the toothpaste tube from the middle.

This does my head in :mad::mad:

dazzlemoo wrote: »

Also, he'll leave the kitchen counter in a mess after making a sandwich-cheese is left out uncovered, breadcrumbs everywhere etc and I'll clean it but then it'll happen again.
What is it with men that they just don't see mess?!

OH is guilty of this, wrecks my head I have ocd crumbs on counter tops does not help it!

aaronjumper

Deflates before I can buy the puncture repair kit.

Pyr0

Eating with her mouth open/making loud noises while eating makes me see red.

Picking at stuff on my body, bit of skin here, little spot there, corner of finger nails. Drives me demented.

Mongarra

Takes towels from shower room for washing but doesn't replace them. Next morning I have shower and .... no towels!

booboo88

Pyr0 wrote: »

Eating with her mouth open/making loud noises while eating makes me see red.

Picking at stuff on my body, bit of skin here, little spot there, corner of finger nails. Drives me demented.

Oh my god, I thought it was just me,



I am however guilty of spot, blackhead or skin picking, poppping.

My ex used to KILL ME cause he had very dry skin.

LETHAL LADY

Suggests sex when he knows I suffer unexplained debilitating night time headaches.:mad:

The Big Red Button

booboo88 wrote: »

I am however guilty of spot, blackhead or skin picking, poppping.

My ex used to KILL ME cause he had very dry skin.

I'm sorry but that is just DISGUSTING!

booboo88

chatterpillar wrote: »

I'm sorry but that is just DISGUSTING!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IglOU_bUeEk&feature=related

ukonline

Does everybody have a dishwasher?

Fiona

ukonline wrote: »

Does everybody have a dishwasher?

Nope I hate them! There is only one way to wash dishes and that's by hand!

Gaunty

booboo88 wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IglOU_bUeEk&feature=related

Why did i click on that :eek: *vomits*

booboo88

Gaunty wrote: »

Why did i click on that :eek: *vomits*

hahaha.... my bad

recylingbin

She keeps putting benzene in my tea, the little rascal.

Noisy eater sometimes but she's learning.. Drives me demented after a minute or two listening to anyone eat.

flanders1979

Puts teabags in the sink.
Never finishes one milk carton before opening another among other little things.

I flick my snots onto the ground when she is not in the room.
Relationships are all about give and take.