Did you ever make a Sex Tape?

MidlandsM

With all this stuff in the papers about yer yan Tulisa and her sex tape etc...Did you ever make a sex tape? ........of you and your OH or with your EX doing the animalistic act ?

Or have you always wanted to make one? I'd love to make one doing the biz with my good lady, but she's having none of it...........:rolleyes:










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Mr. Presentable

Never had to, just used this

beco2010

Yes it fell into the wrong hands

foxyboxer

Is there such a thing as - Sex-tape-iquette.

Kolido

I made a sex audio casette tape

Gevie Stee

Stupid thing to do!

MidlandsM

Gevie Stee wrote: »

StupidHORNY AND SEXY thing to do!

FYP:D

Misticles

Ye sure why not as long as it stays in the right hands!

Defiler Of The Coffin

Does getting caught on CCTV count?

smash

Her sex tape is crap. It's just a bad bj.

beco2010

foxyboxer wrote: »

Is there such a thing as - Sex-tape-iquette.

Yes

only looky no touchy

Gummy Panda

Yes I did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipAosfx0oaM

Brendog

Yeah, made one with Chyna from WWF.


It hurt.

Princess Peach

Here's mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyoR7-CJqr4

Jen Pigs Fly

No and I don't really want to, too much incriminating evidence already out there ...

Gee Bag

15 posts and no references to making sex tapes with yore ma.

What has become of after hours?

SheFiend

Yep, made a couple. Its great fun when you can trust your partner. I delete any I don't like, so if the others do fall into the wrong hands I wouldn't be too embarrassed.

ARGINITE

No your mother wouldn't let me.

CardBordWindow

The missus suggested it to me!! :eek:


But then when I got the camera, she backed out.

phill106

Found one of your ma, but couldn't watch it...



Was on betamax

Sky King

You need one of these bad boys.

According to the website, it attaches to your helmet!



(heh)

44leto

I never made one but the director did.

Anyone

Nope never made one, I was however a stuntcock for a number of years. Not sure if that counts

Fiona

I have made a couple with himself, I am the only one who knows where it is saved mind you just in case.

Himself had a video of me on his phone doing something and he lost his phone :rolleyes:

That was a about 4 years ago now and I have still yet to find something on youtube so either my performance was crap or I just got lucky

ihsb

As long as you are really safe with it... sure why not?! Bit of fun you know.

Doc Ruby

I always make sex tapes, helps pay for the holidays.

Who?

krudler

ppfff, philistines, sex blu-rays are where its at now

frag420

Yup. Was best way to break in my new camera.

Gran Hermano

CardBordWindow wrote: »

The missus suggested it to me!! :eek:


But then when I got the camera, she backed out.

Your missus was wearing a strap on ?:eek:

johnayo

mrs crilly wrote: »

I have made a couple with himself, I am the only one who knows where it is saved mind you just in case.

Himself had a video of me on his phone doing something and he lost his phone :rolleyes:

That was a about 4 years ago now and I have still yet to find something on youtube so either my performance was crap or I just got lucky

I'll sell it back to you for a special price.:D

booboo88

I did once, years ago, has since been destroyed I hope, or his new missus will not be pleased.

krudler

krudler wrote: »

ppfff, philistines, sex blu-rays are where its at now

With the interactive menu, including the opportunity to change camera angles. Not forgetting the commentary.

dark crystal

Can't think of anything worse than watching yourself back in the nip bouncing and thrusting away with a 'sex face' on.

Oh the inhumanity of it :eek:

discus

Not for Discus or the good lady in his life. Mirrors are just about it.

Fiona

johnayo wrote: »

I'll sell it back to you for a special price.:D

Must be decent if you want money to part with it so!

Or else you just feel sorry for me!

johnayo

Believe me you were brilliant.;););)

Chuck Stone

She was so fat that the sex tape had to be shot from a satellite.

wilkie2006

Misticles wrote: »

Ye sure why not as long as it stays in the right hands!

When I look at your user name I see a bit of "mystical" but mainly "testicles".

Anyway, sex tapes. Mad yokes altogether.

some random drunk

Not a sex tape as such but I did have a girlfriend a couple of years ago who liked to pose naked for photos or in sexy outfits etc. I still have the pics, but I'd never show them to anyone.

I did have sex with her once while her 2 of her mates watched on webcam, as far as I know they didn't record it though.

Fiona

johnayo wrote: »

Believe me you were brilliant.;););)

Yikes do you know me :p:p

johnayo

some random drunk wrote: »

Not a sex tape as such but I did have a girlfriend a couple of years ago who liked to pose naked for photos or in sexy outfits etc. I still have the pics, but I'd never show them to anyone.

I did have sex with her once while her 2 of her mates watched on webcam, as far as I know they didn't record it though.

Why did I not meet these girls back in the day.:mad:

johnayo

mrs crilly wrote: »

Yikes do you know me :p:p

I wish I did.:rolleyes:

token101

mrs crilly wrote: »

I have made a couple with himself, I am the only one who knows where it is saved mind you just in case.

Himself had a video of me on his phone doing something and he lost his phone :rolleyes:

That was a about 4 years ago now and I have still yet to find something on youtube so either my performance was crap or I just got lucky

Youtube? Eh, you're looking in the wrong places there!

Fiona

token101 wrote: »

Youtube? Eh, you're looking in the wrong places there!

* runs to redtube

candy-gal1

no, not yet anyway , always wanted to though, its on my life todo list

Red Hand

I invented a sex tape, whereby one can safely tape their sex to whatever they wish without it being painful when being removed.

token101

mrs crilly wrote: »

* runs to redtube

Eh i can't check or google it because I'm working, but I've heard something like 80% of the internet is porn. You're part of that 80%! I'd almost guarantee some Indonesian lad has come across that video.....probably more than once. That's a compliment really though!

MrStuffins

Red Hand wrote: »

I invented a sex tape, whereby one can safely tape their sex to whatever they wish without it being painful when being removed.

Well, according to your Username, i'd hate to think what you get up to in YOUR sex tapes!

Chuck Stone

Yes. Wanna see?

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token101

candy-gal1 wrote: »

no, not yet anyway , always wanted to though, its on my life todo list

I hear Fiddy is always looking to take b*tches to the Candy Shop for a lick of the lollypop. You won't even need to leave the gaff!