Whats the most disgusting/perverted thing your mates told you they have done?

LimGal

midlandsmissus wrote: »

I'm not sure why you thanked that Limgal...read it again.

I enjoy sarcasm as much as the next person!
Listen I never said I was okay with it!Dont know why you are getting so offended by it...........did something similar happen to you?

krudler

krudler wrote: »

its scary to me how many people are in their late 20s and never been tested. as if its something to be ashamed you, you pee in a cup, give blood, and thats it. your gp can even do it for you. no condoms= no sexy time, thems the rules for me.

Hear, hear!! Although female testing involves more than that. I'm not entirely sure what's involved in the male testing.

ringadingding

I always like to let my tongue meander south when giving oral, some like it some not.

Nothing better than a fithy yoke who doesn't batter an eyelid when you tongue it.

I never got the hold up about messing with an arsehole, its lovely if your not too rough.

If it's good for the goose, it's good for the gander

midlandsmissus

LimGal wrote: »

Easy on the shandys luv:cool:

Hmmm I have no idea why you correlate me typing sense with drinking, but you have astounded me so far.

If you had a hint of decency you would think what your friend did is sickening.

Sardonicat

LimGal wrote: »

Thanks for highlighting your own mistake....I dont recall mentioning how long the lad was suffering from the disease or if they were infact coldsores!I never professed to be a doctor Miss Pedantic:eek:

But if you really want to get pedantic about it a permanent sore on some ones lip does actually correlate with someone having sphyilis:eek:

You said a few days later she got cold sores round her mouth.

If someone with syphilis has got sores around their mouth and nose it means they have been infected for a very long time. It was common to see children with sores like this in victorian times as syphilis was so rife many were born with it to infected mothers. These sore look nothing like cold sores. you are aware that if untreated it's fatal, aren't you?

up for anything

Starla_o0 wrote: »

Cankers actually.

Not directed at you, but it's shocking how little people know about STDs!!

No, not cankers.

Here.

krudler

Starla_o0 wrote: »

Hear, hear!! Although female testing involves more than that. I'm not entirely sure what's involved in the male testing.

thats it, they take a swab as well but the last time I got tested the clinic said they dont even do that anymore, so horror stories lads hear about metal being scraped down your bits, not true.

midlandsmissus

LimGal wrote: »

I enjoy sarcasm as much as the next person!
Listen I never said I was okay with it!Dont know why you are getting so offended by it...........did something similar happen to you?

No it never happened to me, I just think it's a truly awful thing to do to another human being.

At least you're not okay with it.

LimGal

krudler wrote: »

its scary to me how many people are in their late 20s and never been tested. as if its something to be ashamed you, you pee in a cup, give blood, and thats it. your gp can even do it for you. no condoms= no sexy time, thems the rules for me.

Not necessarily true........by the time you do a blood test with your gp and the sample gets to the apporiate lab to be tested,its too late....the sample is useless,past its sell by date.............true story,an actual gp confirmed it for me:eek:

sunflower27

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Oh Sorry did we derail your thread. Did you not want to hear that your 'funny story' basically involves your friend passing on an STI out of spite.

I'm more concerned that you don't even seem to think that this is bad, and that us pointing out what he did merely resulted in you calling us 'Coldsore Nazis'

Words actually fail me. You need to have a look at your and your friend's behaviour.

I agree. The friends sound like morons.

Crann na Beatha

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Evie90

krudler wrote: »

its scary to me how many people are in their late 20s and never been tested. as if its something to be ashamed you, you pee in a cup, give blood, and thats it. your gp can even do it for you. no condoms= no sexy time, thems the rules for me.

Graphic std talks in school too ? I think it's more fear than shame, people get fed full of bull about how painful the tests are or that you have to lie there half naked for an hour, and the sad part is that this c*ap is clearly spouted off by people who have never been for one.

up for anything

up for anything wrote: »

No, not cankers.

Here.

Canker/chancre...tomato/tomAto....that site is a bit misleading!

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3225424/?tool=pubmed

LimGal

Sardonicat wrote: »

You said a few days later she got cold sores round her mouth.

If someone with syphilis has got sores around their mouth and nose it means they have been infected for a very long time. It was common to see children with sores like this in victorian times as syphilis was so rife many were born with it to infected mothers. These sore look nothing like cold sores. you are aware that if untreated it's fatal, aren't you?

Ah hence why I asked if it was 'bullsh*t,you decide?'
But thanks anyways for the history lesson Dr.Phil!

krudler

Evie90 wrote: »

Graphic std talks in school too ? I think it's more fear than shame, people get fed full of bull about how painful the tests are or that you have to lie there half naked for an hour, and the sad part is that this c*ap is clearly spouted off by people who have never been for one.

nope, went to a christian brothers school, our sex ed was non existant. a friend of an ex has slept with (she reckons) over 150 men and never uses condoms, I'd say at this rate she has so many std's they just cancel each other out.

sunflower27

LimGal wrote: »

Ah hence why I asked if it was 'bullsh*t,you decide?'
But thanks anyways for the history lesson Dr.Phil!

Why so sarky? You actually learnt something today!!!

midlandsmissus

LimGal wrote: »

Ah hence why I asked if it was 'bullsh*t,you decide?'
But thanks anyways for the history lesson Dr.Phil!

Dr. Phil is a psychologist. :pac:

We're not cutting you any breaks tonight are we...:D

LimGal

Aquila wrote: »

**** me this place is getting waaaay too serious for a Saturday night,so enjoy to all the scat fans out there!! :D:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3etueeGIg

Thank you!For what started out as thread for a laugh seems to have got an awful lot of people wound up:rolleyes:

LimGal

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Dr. Phil is a psychologist. :pac:

We're not cutting you any breaks tonight are we...:D

Did you think it was a mistake when I said Dr.Phil when I was retorting to ye nutjobs:pac:

midlandsmissus

LimGal wrote: »

Thank you!For what started out as thread for a laugh seems to have got an awful lot of people wound up:rolleyes:

Describing awful things your friends have done to other people was never that funny a topic.

Sardonicat

LimGal wrote: »

Ah hence why I asked if it was 'bullsh*t,you decide?'
But thanks anyways for the history lesson Dr.Phil!

Dr. Phil? Didn't know he was doing a show on common diseases in victorian children. Thought it was all pop psych he did.

Clearly your friends story is bull****. If you couldn't figure that out for yourself you are clearly in need of some lessons in sexual health.

Jess16

This thread makes my friends seem normal

WoollyRedHat

LimGal wrote: »

One of my mates last night was telling me(I was listening under duress) about his sexual exploits with some young wan that he pulled in a club recently.He proceeded to tell me that when he got back to hers and they started getting down to the nasty he asked her to rim him..........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

So guys any stories about disgusting/perverted acts or deeds your mates have done(funny ones preferably)??!!

You Irish, you very very ****ing weird

midlandsmissus

LimGal wrote: »

Did you think it was a mistake when I said Dr.Phil when I was retorting to ye nutjobs:pac:

Ok so you were joking and you were calling the 'nutjob' a psychologist?

That doesn't work.

I'm too quick for you Limgal!

Slippin Jimmy

Don't understand why people on here are so uptight about this thread. It's a bit of harmless fun, it's not affecting you personally. If you don't like what you read, then don't read the thread

Sardonicat

LimGal wrote: »

Did you think it was a mistake when I said Dr.Phil when I was retorting to ye nutjobs:pac:

Well, you see a psychologist treats nutjobs. So, if you wanted to imply that I was a nutjob calling me a psychologist was not the way to do it.

Strange that you think people who know the difference between STI symptoms and how thay are contracted are nutjobs yet you hang out with a twisted bollox who purports to infect people with STIs for fun.

midlandsmissus

Duffff-Man wrote: »

Don't understand why people on here are so uptight about this thread. It's a bit of harmless fun, it's not affecting you personally. If you don't like what you read, then don't read the thread

Dufffman that's your opinion, we are also entitled to have an opinion, and I don't think laughing at degrading things done to others is harmless fun.

To be honest if this thread had been let run in AH without anyone thinking it was awful/ protesting, I'd be more concerned.

Slippin Jimmy

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Dufffman that's your opinion, we are also entitled to have an opinion, and I don't think laughing at degrading things done to others is harmless fun under any context.

If you don't like it don't read it

sunflower27

Duffff-Man wrote: »

If you don't like it don't read it

You are taking the 'funny' thread off topic now.

midlandsmissus

Duffff-Man wrote: »

If you don't like it don't read it

That's not really the point of boards...

I could say if you don't like what I'm saying don't read it.

booboo88

LimGal wrote: »

Ah hence why I asked if it was 'bullsh*t,you decide?'
But thanks anyways for the history lesson Dr.Phil!

Dr Phil isnt a historian.

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Describing awful things your friends have done to other people was never that funny a topic.

Bit of harmless fun? Whos to say the girl actually caught it from yer man?
She could have rode a dirty fecker

Duffff-Man wrote: »

Don't understand why people on here are so uptight about this thread. It's a bit of harmless fun, it's not affecting you personally. If you don't like what you read, then don't read the thread

In before me, this thread was funny until the humanity brigade got here :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Slippin Jimmy

After hours is for light hearted discussion. If your not happy with the thread report it.

sunflower27

booboo88 wrote: »

Dr Phil isnt a historian.


Bit of harmless fun? Whos to say the girl actually caught it from yer man?
She could have rode a dirty fecker



In before me, this thread was funny until the humanity brigade got here :rolleyes::rolleyes:

nah, it was lame and full of urban myths.:D

Jimoslimos

LimGal wrote: »

Not necessarily true........by the time you do a blood test with your gp and the sample gets to the apporiate lab to be tested,its too late....the sample is useless,past its sell by date.............true story,an actual gp confirmed it for me:eek:

Where does your GP work? Malawi?? Pure tripe.

starch4ser

call me their Mate

Slippin Jimmy

midlandsmissus wrote: »

That's not really the point of boards...

I could say if you don't like what I'm saying don't read it.

I'm trying my best not too, but it just happens to be in a thread I want to read.

booboo88

sunflower27 wrote: »

nah, it was lame and full of urban myths.:D

This is ah isn't it?


checks road map :eek:

midlandsmissus

booboo88 wrote: »

Dr Phil isnt a historian.


Bit of harmless fun? Whos to say the girl actually caught it from yer man?
She could have rode a dirty fecker



In before me, this thread was funny until the humanity brigade got here :rolleyes::rolleyes:

I see you're conveniently ignoring the part where he came in her lipbalm for the craic...remarks on that?

I'm glad I'm a humanitarian if it means I don't hang around with assholes like the OP's friends, and have an ounce of decency and compassion for other people.

LimGal

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Describing awful things your friends have done to other people was never that funny a topic.

I would probably have to say the last 200 posts disagree with you more or less but hey the guys and girls who think this thread is offensive......why dont ye fook off and leave the humorous comments(to people who find them humorous of course) to us and ye can go off and debate why ye have never actually lived in the real world or have or haven't had any experiences to contribute to this thread!FECKING LURKERS:rolleyes:

sunflower27

booboo88 wrote: »

This is ah isn't it?


checks road map :eek:

Yep, urban myths a-plenty

sunflower27

LimGal wrote: »

I would probably have to say the last 200 posts disagree with you more or less but hey the guys and girls who think this thread is offensive......why dont ye fook off and leave the humorous comments(to people who find them humorous of course) to us and ye can go off and debate why ye have never actually lived in the real world or have or haven't had any experiences to contribute to this thread!FECKING LURKERS:rolleyes:

Deluded

booboo88

midlandsmissus wrote: »

I see you're conveniently ignoring the part where he came in her lipbalm for the craic...remarks on that?

I'm glad I'm a humanitarian if it means I don't hang around with assholes like the OP's friends, and have an ounce of decency and compassion for other people.

Im assuming you missed the sarcasm, but out of curiosity how exactly do you know it was him?

If ya ride 10 guys and get a std, how do you know which one you got it from?

midlandsmissus

Duffff-Man wrote: »

After hours is for light hearted discussion. If your not happy with the thread report it.

Look Duff man, After hours is not just for light hearted discussion. And I am happy with the discussion on this thread. If you're not happy, you report it and stop dragging this thread off topic.

Jimoslimos

Duffff-Man wrote: »

After hours is for light hearted discussion. If your not happy with the thread report it.

Light-hearted discussion =/= scat & knowingly transmitting incurable STDs

Slippin Jimmy

Report me so.

AvarusAnimus

I heard this story of a lad at a house party. The owner/host was riding this lads girlfriend on the sly.So the lad took his flora (margarine) from his fridge and went into the upstairs toilet.He carved out the existing butter, took a dump into the empty tub (of margarine) and the placed the flora back over the **** to make it look normal again!!He put it back in the fridge.The host/sly git would have used the flora for a few days before he found a nice brown sh*te in the bottom!Days buttering his bread and butering his spuds..Revenge is best served on toast!!:P

midlandsmissus

LimGal wrote: »

I would probably have to say the last 200 posts disagree with you more or less but hey the guys and girls who think this thread is offensive......why dont ye fook off and leave the humorous comments(to people who find them humorous of course) to us and ye can go off and debate why ye have never actually lived in the real world or have or haven't had any experiences to contribute to this thread!FECKING LURKERS:rolleyes:

For **** sake!
How out of touch with reality are you?

Boboo88 and Duffman are the only people that have stood up for you in the last five pages?

sunflower27

AvarusAnimus wrote: »

I heard this story of a lad at a house party. The owner/host was riding this lads girlfriend on the sly.So the lad took his flora (margarine) from his fridge and went into the upstairs toilet.He carved out the existing butter, took a dump into the empty tub (of margarine) and the placed the flora back over the **** to make it look normal again!!He put it back in the fridge.The host/sly git would have used the flora for a few days before he found a nice brown sh*te in the bottom!Days buttering his bread and butering his spuds..Revenge is best served on toast!!:P

Yeah right, your 'friend' did that.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tub%20poo

plasmaguy

I don't get the rimming thing to be honest.

Like did she rim him and then kiss him on the lips after? Would be funny if so.

carbon nanotube

LimGal wrote: »

One of my mates last night was telling me(I was listening under duress) about his sexual exploits with some young wan that he pulled in a club recently.He proceeded to tell me that when he got back to hers and they started getting down to the nasty he asked her to rim him..........She agreed but when she went to perform the act she protested that there was a strong smell and taste of you know what so she refused to do it!

Now here is where it gets even weirder........he managed to coax her into cleaning his ah,ahem,'area', with a few baby wipes and then she dutifuly carried out the act!NASTY!!

So guys any stories about disgusting/perverted acts or deeds your mates have done(funny ones preferably)??!!

hmmm i seriously worry for about 80% of the people posting on AH..

and thats putting it light