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Hard Of Hearing

Bootup · 2012-03-24 11:23:47

An old couple visits New York; and at the airport, they get a cab. The cabdriver asks them where are they are from, and the old guy says they are from Canada. The old lady being hard of hearing yells, "What did he say?" The old man replies, "HE ASKED WHERE WE'RE FROM AND I SAID WE'RE FROM CANADA!" "What part of Canada are…

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24-03-2012 12:23pm

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An old couple visits New York; and at the airport, they get a cab. The cabdriver asks them where are they are from, and the old guy says they are from Canada.

The old lady being hard of hearing yells, "What did he say?"

The old man replies, "HE ASKED WHERE WE'RE FROM AND I SAID WE'RE FROM CANADA!"

"What part of Canada are you from?" asks the driver.

"We are from Ottawa," replies the old guy.

The old lady says, "What did he say?"

The old man replies, "HE ASKED ME WHAT PART OF CANADA WE ARE FROM. I SAID WE ARE FROM OTTAWA."

The driver then says, "Ottawa, worst piece of ass I ever got was in Ottawa."

The old lady yells, "What did he say?"

"HE SAYS HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU."

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