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What celeb would you be?

  • 24-03-2012 9:18pm
    #1
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭


    If you could be any living celeb who would it be and why?

    I would be Nigella; she's a stunner, she has big boobs, she's a fabulous cook, she's seriously confident and sexy and she always has lots of friends and family to cook for. Not to mention that fabulous kitchen of hers with all those cooking utensils.

    Now that's porn :pac:


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  • #2
    eth0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,635 ✭✭✭eth0


    Paul F. Little

    he has a great life when he's not in jail


  • #3
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    The Cookie Monster.

    I'd love to have someone's hand up my ass.


  • #4
    Tesco Massacre
    Registered Users Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    The lady who used to do the Shake & Vac commercials.

    Don't ask me why, it's private.


  • #5
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Probably an author, Neil Gaiman or someone.

    You are expressing yourself, have some cash and can still stroll down the road without most people knowing who you are.

    Perfection.


  • #6
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Shergar.


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  • #7
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Shergar.

    Living Chuck, living


  • #8
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Tesco Massacre wrote: »
    The lady who used to do the Shake & Vac commercials.

    Don't ask me why, it's private.

    Why oh why?????


  • #9
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Dancing Bear

    The women seem to love him


  • #10
    CaSCaDe711
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 813 ✭✭✭CaSCaDe711


    Kelly Brook, I'd maul myself all day, every day :p


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Myself.

    I'm pretty famous in my own little world. In fact, I'm God and King.


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  • #12
    John Doe1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Mike denver


  • #13
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Keith Moon, the life of wealth, fame and excess, he died young too which would suit me fine.


  • #14
    Old Tom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 237 ✭✭Old Tom


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    If you could be any living celeb who would it be and why?
    I'd resign voluntarily from being one.


  • #15
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    One of the good looking rich ones. The kind that never has an empty bed. Enough said.


  • #16
    Ledger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Ledger


    Whoever Georgia Salpa is going out with :pac:


  • #17
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Mila Kunis.

    Or someone who is amazingly gorgeous with massive boobs and arse that gets everyone drooling.

    :D


  • #18
    RachaelVO
    Registered Users Posts: 3,108 ✭✭✭RachaelVO


    Catherine Zeta Jones, only not married to Michael Douglas!


  • #19
    Rolli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 588 ✭✭✭Rolli


    Ron Jeremy...


  • #20
    sureitsgrand
    Registered Users Posts: 316 ✭✭sureitsgrand


    Zooey Deschanel.

    And then I'd just frig myself continuously.


  • #21
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    Gary Lineker, get paid to talk about football all day and then go home to my model wife who is half my age! :D


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  • #22
    Jimmy Iovine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    Don Draper


  • #23
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭uch


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    If you could be any living celeb who would it be and why?

    I would be Nigella; she's a stunner, she has big boobs, she's a fabulous cook, she's seriously confident and sexy and she always has lots of friends and family to cook for. Not to mention that fabulous kitchen of hers with all those cooking utensils.

    Now that's porn :pac:

    Yeah but she's got a fierce big Hole aswell.

    Back on topic, I'd like to be Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga

    21/25



  • #24
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Professor Brian Cox..


  • #25
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,202 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Charlie Sheen,his life looks fun.


  • #26
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,202 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Mila Kunis.

    Or someone who is amazingly gorgeous with massive boobs and arse that gets everyone drooling.

    :D

    Shut up Meg...


  • #27
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Christian Bale.

    I want to be Batman, dammit!


  • #28
    Jimbob 83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭Jimbob 83


    I would wanna be this guy :pac:



  • #29
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,662 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    What about being called Gustomer Furfurfurfur, that would be interesting dont ya think.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #30
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Barry Scott, because then my house would always be clean.


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  • #31
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭Mr.Biscuits


    Whoever Rhianna ends up marrying.


  • #32
    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    God


  • #33
    Tomk1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 776 ✭✭✭Tomk1


    Wouldn't wanna be, but like that film 'Being John Malkovich' maybe being Charlie Sheen for a few weeks would be cool. Thinks idea for a sequel movie.

    Though if it was full time would have to be Richard Dean Anderson.


  • #34
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Stephen Fry.
    Would that it were...


  • #35
    stoneill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    Bertie Ahearn - he seems so pleasant and honest.


  • #36
    Adolf Hipster
    Closed Accounts Posts: 501 ✭✭✭Adolf Hipster


    Tom Brady, without a shadow of a doubt.


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  • #37
    EmatoelDiablo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 338 ✭✭EmatoelDiablo


    Liam Neeson. I don't think anyone can argue against that.


  • #38
    bluecatmorgana
    Registered Users Posts: 447 ✭✭bluecatmorgana


    Whoever Benedict Cumberbatch or David Tennant is sleeping with these days.


  • #39
    leonidas83
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    bluecatmorgana wrote: »
    Whoever Benedict Cumberbatch or David Tennant is sleeping with these days.

    Two words, DE NIRO, ABSOLUTE LEGEND


  • #40
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    bluecatmorgana wrote: »
    Whoever Benedict Cumberbatch or David Tennant is sleeping with these days.
    leonidas83 wrote: »
    Two words, DE NIRO, ABSOLUTE LEGEND

    :confused::eek::confused::confused::cool:


  • #41
    Washington Irving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,066 ✭✭✭Washington Irving


    David Bowie


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  • #42
    CiaranMT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,092 ✭✭✭CiaranMT


    Daniel Craig.

    Apart from the obvious street cred, I'd be ridin' Rachel Weisz all day err' day.


  • #43
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    EmatoelDiablo wrote: »
    Liam Neeson. I don't think anyone can argue against that.
    Nah, I wouldn't like to be him.


  • #44
    lisaface
    Registered Users Posts: 291 ✭✭lisaface


    I'd be myself...just famous!


  • #45
    Thomas828
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    I wouldn't want to be a celebrity of any kind. When I leaf through the gossip magazines in the supermarket and I read about all the screwed-up people and their screwed-up lives (and I especially mean you, Katie Price, and everybody on TOWIE) it makes me proud to be a nobody.


  • #46
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    leonidas83 wrote: »
    Two words, DE NIRO, ABSOLUTE LEGEND

    I make that 6 words


  • #47
    EmatoelDiablo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 338 ✭✭EmatoelDiablo


    James T Kirk wrote: »
    Nah, I wouldn't like to be him.

    Blasphemy! :D


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