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How to get out of friend zone?

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    #392
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Simple. Take a **** or get off the pot.

    Guess what? As of the moment you wanted something more, the friendship is over. Mourn it. Get over it.

    Now that's done, ask. She says yes? Awesome. She says no? She's figuratively dead to you. Move on.

    But get it resolved and get it resolved **********NOW*********


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    #393
    Friel
    Registered Users Posts: 190 ✭✭Friel


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Simple. Take a **** or get off the pot.

    Guess what? As of the moment you wanted something more, the friendship is over. Mourn it. Get over it.

    Now that's done, ask. She says yes? Awesome. She says no? She's figuratively dead to you. Move on.

    But get it resolved and get it resolved **********NOW*********

    The moment he wanted something more, the friendship is over? Who the hell gives you advice? :confused:

    My girlfriend at the minute, who I'm going with the past 3 years, was my friend for 2 years before hand. I was dying about her for a good year of that. Didn't affect our friendship in any way. So you're wrong there.

    In saying that, I didn't quite obsess over her like the OP has.


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    #394
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,882 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    If the OP doesn't update us in the next 24 hours can we please let this thread die


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    #395
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    I hope the OP dident get lost in your ones gamin flaps. :(


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    #396
    psychward
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭psychward


    Blast her with memes


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    #397
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    psychward wrote: »
    Blast her with memes

    :confused:


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    #398
    Akarinn
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Akarinn


    He clearly asked her and got rejected.

    The only mistake he made....

    Was to ask this question on BOARDS *sigh*


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    #399
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Bad Panda wrote: »
    I just Googled 'independent sandwich shops'. Nothing.

    Careful now - the wrong keyword with 'sandwich' and google can scar you for life....


    Getting out of the friend zone is easy OP.

    Step 1: Get yourself a huge, ugly, Mr-T style bracelet and make sure she sees you wearing it.

    Step 2: Find some homeless old dude who looks kinda like you, give him the bracelet and pay him to randomly walk up to her and say these lines : "Rachel? Rachel! Thank god, it worked! I've missed you so much!" Then he looks around nervously. "I don't have much time - whatever you do don't get on that plane in 2015!" Then he looks around nervously again and legs it into the crowd.

    60% of the time, it works everytime.....




    I think there's a bit of a whiff of troll off the OP. Funny thread though....


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    #400
    weemcd
    Registered Users Posts: 6,421 ✭✭✭weemcd


    Blitzkrieger wrote: »
    Careful now - the wrong keyword with 'sandwich' and google can scar you for life....


    Getting out of the friend zone is easy OP.

    Step 1: Get yourself a huge, ugly, Mr-T style bracelet and make sure she sees you wearing it.

    Step 2: Find some homeless old dude who looks kinda like you, give him the bracelet and pay him to randomly walk up to her and say these lines : "Rachel? Rachel! Thank god, it worked! I've missed you so much!" Then he looks around nervously. "I don't have much time - whatever you do don't get on that plane in 2015!" Then he looks around nervously again and legs it into the crowd.

    60% of the time, it works everytime.....




    I think there's a bit of a whiff of troll off the OP. Funny thread though....

    Get two of your mates to dress up in suits a la FBI/Agent Smith type and get them to run after the homeless guy, and this is guaranteed to work.


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