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How to get out of friend zone?

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    #182
    psychward
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    so what happened ? Im too lazy busy to read the whole thread.

    roll up some socks into a bundle and shove them down your pants and start wearing tight ones. By the time she gets to see anything it will be to late for her to turn back anyway :pac:


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    #183
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,472 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    meor wrote: »
    O'Brien's or Subway? It matters. Big time.

    If its Subway, your opening line can be:- "So, do you fancy 12 inches?".

    If she kisses you, you`re on, if she slaps you you can explain that you meant a sub...
    Bad Panda wrote: »
    Is it 1 o'clock yet!?!

    Hopefully they both remembered to put their clocks forward...


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    #184
    firedancer
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    psychward wrote: »
    so what happened ? Im too lazy busy to read the whole thread.

    roll up some socks into a bundle and shove them down your pants and start wearing tight ones. By the time she gets to see anything it will be to late for her to turn back anyway :pac:

    why do men always think it's about size ? Time ye learnt that the only way to connect properly with a woman of worth is thru' her mind first, physically second, and if the first step is done properly size definitely is not a factor .


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    #185
    psychward
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    firedancer wrote: »
    Time ye learnt that the only way to connect properly with a woman of worth is thru' her mind first, physically second,


    Yeah thats why girls throw their panties at boybands comprised exclusively of fat slobs ..... I always wondered why that was. It all makes sense now. All that time boyzone spent in the gym was a total waste....














    sarcasm detector overload :pac:


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    #186
    Handsome Bob
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    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Then you are way too much of a pussy to ever nail her.

    So i take it the magic number was zero then?

    Jesus that's a bit harsh, a few on ya last night yeah?

    Good luck OP, positive vibes being sent your way. :)


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    #187
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Handsome Bob wrote: »
    Jesus that's a bit harsh, a few on ya last night yeah?

    Good luck OP, positive vibes being sent your way. :)

    I don't drink, unless you count deftly measured shots of reality check.

    OP has no chance.


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    #188
    Handsome Bob
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    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    I don't drink, unless you count deftly measured shots of reality check.

    OP has no chance.

    It must just be your personality so. ;)

    I wouldn't say he has no chance, it's impossible to make a judgement without knowing the two of them and what their relationship is like. One thing I will say though is that these things should never be done by text.


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    #189
    psychward
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    The way to be successful with women is to be successful without them. I bet if the Swedish womens bikini team picked the OP up and banged the living daylights out of him in their tourbus he'd not want to leave the bus for a year. And concerning the girl who is breaking his heart and obsessing his mind , He'd be like ''who'' ? Theres always choice. If he emigrated for 20 years and returned to Ireland and tracked her down to see what she was doing and discovered she looked like shed been abusing meth all this time he was away he'd probably think he had a lucky escape and that spending the last few decades as a heartbroken obsessed angry Heathcliff type figure was a complete and utter waste of time. Don't let your balls rule your brain son. Just go up to her , ask her how she is and if she has any news (so you don't unluckily ask her out after her mom died or at a bad moment etc). Then say to her : How about it ? Me, you , (improvise based on what you already know about her which should be a lot). If she says no then who cares. You are far better off not having her around you if you are sinking into a depression every time you are reminded of her.


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    #190
    Jezek
    Registered Users Posts: 737 ✭✭✭Jezek


    Best of luck OP. I got out of the friendzone by just going in for the snog - maybe that will work for you!


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    #191
    Jammy Donut
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    Hey OP, best of look dude :)

    Any chance of live updates? Get a text to speech app, and post the convo on here.


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    #192
    grey_so_what
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    Do you think the op could text under the table and keep us updated "Live" (uses Best Bill Herlihy accent)?....

    Would she mind?.....

    Surely not.:)


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    #193
    grey_so_what
    Registered Users Posts: 19,749 ✭✭✭✭grey_so_what


    If I was a betting person....

    I'd put a few bob on getting a post at 1.05 saying..........

    "Gotcha"

    Born cynical. Can't help it.


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    #194
    busyliving
    Registered Users Posts: 1,428 ✭✭✭busyliving


    Best of luck today OP...If it doesn't workout for you remember there is always porn...cheaper than women too:D


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    #195
    busyliving
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    http://www.leragecomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/friendzoned-640x472.jpg


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    #196
    Bad Panda
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    busyliving wrote: »
    http://www.leragecomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/friendzoned-640x472.jpg

    That's that tough thing about being a guy. It's really hard to distinguish between those we just want to fcuk and those we actually care about.

    Sometimes, you think you really like a girl, then when you burst your beans, the feelings go away and you've scratched an itch (so to speak).

    So ladies, we're not b@stards, we're just not very smart. :pac:


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    #197
    HazDanz
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    Is it wrong that i'm wondering more about what sandwich they'll order?


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    #198
    busyliving
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    Bad Panda wrote: »
    That's that tough thing about being a guy. It's really hard to distinguish between those we just want to fcuk and those we actually care about.

    Sometimes, you think you really like a girl, then when you burst your beans, the feelings go away and you've scratched an itch (so to speak).

    So ladies, we're not b@stards, we're just not very smart. :pac:

    I'm a dude


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    #199
    hairyprincess
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    HazDanz wrote: »
    Is it wrong that i'm wondering more about what sandwich they'll order?
    To be fair I was thinking that too


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    #200
    tok9
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    As long as it's brown bread I don't mind.

    Good luck OP.


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    #201
    frozenfrozen
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    He's probably with her right now!


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    #202
    ringadingding
    Registered Users Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    I hope yer wan is not sat there with her feller with a clear case of FFG


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    #203
    hairyprincess
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    Ding dong. Game is on!

    Bring home the goods op


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    #204
    Jammy Donut
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    Imagine if she's a boardsie and knows about this thread?

    :O


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    #205
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    MOD
    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    rape
    TiltedBrain wrote: »
    its only rape if they get to tell anyone about it
    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    and its not rape if she cums
    KTRIC wrote: »
    And rape her till she says yes ;)


    Sexual violence isn't even remotely funny.

    Banned.


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    #206
    Mr.Crinklewood
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    A nation holds its breath...


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    #207
    Boscoirl
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    Sandwedges are now being served. I wonder did they get Hunky Dorys on the side, I love when that happens


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    #208
    tok9
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    Hunky Dorys on the side is just unreal! The Student center sandwich in UCC used to make great sandwiches with a few crisps on the side too.

    Op is knee deep in this now.


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    #209
    Bad Panda
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    busyliving wrote: »
    I'm a dude

    I wasn't questioning that.


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    #210
    Bad Panda
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    Boscoirl wrote: »
    Sandwedges are now being served. I wonder did they get Hunky Dorys on the side, I love when that happens

    Yeah and not some half-assed salad! :mad:


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    #211
    Boscoirl
    Registered Users Posts: 2,243 ✭✭✭Boscoirl


    Bad Panda wrote: »
    Yeah and not some half-assed salad! :mad:

    I once got Couscous with a toastie in a pub :confused:


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