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Mum there's a big cat at the back door

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    #32
    Kev.OC
    Registered Users Posts: 825 ✭✭✭Kev.OC


    Try and domesticate it, obviously. I mean look at it. It's adorable.


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    #33
    44leto
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    Put a saucer of milk out for the puddy kat.


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    #34
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    marketty wrote: »
    Saucer of milk

    milk is bad for cats... cats are lactose intolerant.... milk will give them the runs


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    #35
    Simi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,873 ✭✭✭Simi


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    milk is bad for cats... cats are lactose intolerant.... milk will give them the runs

    This is true. But they love ice cream!


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    #36
    smash
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    Stink on the inside wrote: »
    So what would you do if this guy showed up at your back door?

    I'd feed him until he became tame and I'd call him Melvin.


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    #37
    biko
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    AH-CVPL


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    #38
    CrazyRabbit
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    I've given this a lot of thought previously.

    I'd give it some meat laced with lots of sleeping pills, then wait for it to go to sleep. I'd then stage some pics of me fighting hand-to-hand with the cougar. I'd have to create some fake cuts/bites on me, with lots of blood & guts etc. The last pic would be me standing victorious over my fallen mortal enemy.

    I'd then sell my story, do the rounds on the talk shows & eventually write a book about it. Movie rights would follow.

    And then finally, I'd meet up with Bear Grylls, look him in the eye and "I killed a cougar with my bare hands. Beat that mother****a!'".


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    #39
    CatFromHue
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    Honestly i'd do nothing.

    I can't see him breaking the glass and eventually he'd get bored and go away.


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    #40
    CMpunked
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    I love how the guy who took the photo figured the best way to attempt a barricade was to push an armchair close to the door.

    Either that or he was using it as a vantage point to tease it.

    Thats probably what i would do. Get a little camping stove and sit there pan frying some steak just to piss it off.


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    #41
    ziggy23
    Registered Users Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    Tin of tuna and a belly rub:D


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