What's the laziest thing you've ever seen or did?

Ghandee

Laziness...

Sometimes, it treads a thin line between actually being lazy, and being smart?

I remember in my parents house, going back a few years now, it was Christmas evening, and me and my brother were stretched out, him on the couch and me on a chair...

It was probably a few hours after our Christmas dinner, our parents had gone out to visit family, leaving us pair to digest Christmas dinner, and watch the usual crap on telly at Christmas time.

I think it was Only fools and horses that was on the tv at the time, but anyways, the room was dark, and neither of us knew where the tv remote was, my brother was telling me to get up and change the channel, and I was telling him to get up and do it. This went on for around ten minutes, with neither of us budging from our resting positions!

Suddenly the brother lifted the phone from the table he was lying beside, punched in a few numbers, and then I heard him talk to his best mate 'Ghostie'!

My brother then had a brief converstion with Ghostie, and it finished with him telling Ghostie to call down to the house if he had nothing better to do!

Ghostie arrives, twenty minutes or so later in his little car (he lives approx three miles away) , walks through the kitchen into the living room, and almost as soon as he entered the room, the brother shouts at him, 'change the channel on the auld tv there Ghostie, saying as yer on yer feet'

We settled for Die Hard 2 in the end!

Complete using, lazy bastardo!


Anyone any tales, of sheer laziness?

jme2010

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CardBordWindow

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Gee Bag

I was going to give a long reply to this thread, but I couldn't be arsed, someone else will do it.

foxyboxer

Someone asked a fella in Cork for directions once.
He was leaning up against the wall with his hands in his pockets teamster style.

He proceeded to give directions but maintained his comfortable postion by using his foot to point out the directions.

chin_grin

This do be a cool story chung fleh.

KTRIC

Too lazy , didn't read

Insect Overlord

You did.
You have done.

That is all.

Hazys

Got beer delivered to the gaff when there is an offie 50 yards from my gaff.


Kicker was, when the delivery guy arrived i was on the top floor of the house so i had to go down 3 flights of stairs to open the door. When i opened it the delivery guy asked for ID which of course i left up in my room which meant 3 flights of stairs up and 3 flights of stairs down again...waaay more than 50 yards!!

phasers

I keep shoes next to my bed so I can throw them at the light switch across the room when I finish reading at night.

Pabzzz

I was in the mood to watch a film. So instead of getting up and putting the dvd into the dvd player. I just downloaded it and watched it on my computer :cool:

hairyprincess

I once got a takeaway instead of cooking dinner :eek:

Kidchameleon

Friend of mine regularly orders a delivery from her local Chinese takeaway. Thing is, the take away is about 30 seconds walk from her house!

Nothingbetter2d

Gee Bag wrote: »

I was going to give a long reply to this thread, but I couldn't be arsed, someone else will do it.

i too was gonna do a long winded reply but i was too lazy to so i just quoted your reply instead

DEFTLEFTHAND

Stay watching something rubbish on tv because the remote is too far away to change the channel.

rain on

Drove to the shops which, according to Google Maps, were 130 metres from my house. (Google Maps also helpfully points out that this is a one-minute walk or a 24-second drive).

Nothingbetter2d

phasers wrote: »

I keep shoes next to my bed so I can throw them at the light switch across the room when I finish reading at night.

see if your were truly lazy you would invest in a clap lamp.

Feisar

A friend of mine used to put in some marathon sessions in bed sleeping.

One time we lived in a gaff that had the stairs coming right into the living room. It was an extension/granny flat type effort.
He come half way down the stairs with a duvet, lay down and demanded Stargate was put on the telly. Watched it, then shuffled back to bed again.

phasers

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

see if your were truly lazy you would invest in a clap lamp.

I actually had one of those but it kept going on and off whenever someone ran up the stairs

Ghandee

My Granny keeps a bed pan under her bed, the lazy skank!

Nothingbetter2d

phasers wrote: »

I actually had one of those but it kept going on and off whenever someone ran up the stairs

ah so ye run.... thats not very lazy of ye

Nothingbetter2d

Ghandee wrote: »

My Granny keeps a bed pan under her bed, the lazy skank!

she might not be lazy but more likely suffers from incontinence

kfallon

Woke around 2am bursting for a piss, was too lazy to get up so slept on it for 7 hours, knew the ould pisshorn would keep it in

Longest piss I ever had tho, at one stage they played the theme tune to The Dambusters :pac:

I'm that lazy if work was in bed I'd sleep on the floor

Ghandee

kfallon wrote: »

I'm that lazy if work was in bed I'd sleep on the floor

Classic......

jay gatsby

I'm so lazy I often don't even finish my sente

jme2010

Didn't have time to read the post....just give me the gist!

Mr Benevolent

Spent 20 months on the dole. I still miss it.

CardBordWindow

A housemate in college had a jar full of change. On Sunday evening, he decided to count it on his bed. Got bored, and left it to go watch telly. That night, he just slept on top of all the coins instead of moving them. And did the same ofr the rest of the week until Friday.

On the monday morning, he went to the toilet, and heard a splash when he sat down. Turns out there was a 10c coin in his crack from his money snooze.

amacachi

phasers wrote: »

I keep shoes next to my bed so I can throw them at the light switch across the room when I finish reading at night.

I do similar but it's to throw at spiders rather than at the lightswitch.

Ghandee

amacachi wrote: »

I do similar but it's to throw at spiders rather than at the lightswitch.

Fcukin spider murderer:mad:

lazygal

People who can't be arsed registering and paying the household charge thinking they are 'protesting'. Yeah right. Also people who think liking something on FB is actually contributing to a cause. Slacktivism.

amacachi

Ghandee wrote: »

Fcukin spider murderer:mad:

I never hit them. I'm to scared to get close enough. Just hope the shoe makes them move away from the door so I can make my escape.

im invisible

Im too lazy to look for the tv remote, i just get up and change the channel myself

unklerosco

I was too lazy to get a drink so I rang dominos and ordered 2 cans of coke...

Capt'n Midnight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS_8w3bi3dw

united_lmc

I know a woman ,who instead of walking with her dog ,she drives along the park while holding the dogs lead out the window :rolleyes:

Clareman

I bought a dreambox satellite decoder so I could use my laptop/phone to change channel any time I couldn't find my the remote.
Was in the pub with mates and rang Dominoes for a delivery, it was next door to the pub.
At the moment my phone is ringing on the other sofa and I cba getting it.

Vinta81

Rang the house phone from my room to ask whoever picked up (one of my older brothers) to make some tea and bring it up to me He did :pac:

ColeTrain

Was too lazy to see if it was raining out. Called in the dog and checked if he was wet.

Missmiddleton

i pick my knickers up off the ground with my toes.

jased10s

i cum in my pants beacuse i couldent be bothered to take me sock off.

mattjack

Missmiddleton wrote: »

i pick my knickers up off the ground with my toes.

jased10s wrote: »

i cum in my pants beacuse i couldent be bothered to take me sock off.

Are you two a couple ?

ToddyDoody

For a while as a young teen i'd always hear banging on the wall from my brother's room for about a minute.. this was him using a hockey stick to turn off the light from the bed (rather than just getting up to do it)

Ghandee

ToddyDoody wrote: »

For a while as a young teen i'd always hear banging on the wall from my brother's room for about a minute.. this was him using a hockey stick to turn off the light from the bed (rather than just getting up to do it)

No it wasn't. Believe me, it wasn't.

ToddyDoody

Haha but yes it was believe me yes it was (times infinity no come backs)

Cee-Jay-Cee

Years ago i was in bed, slightly hung over and i rang my mum (who was downstairs) and asked her if she's bring me up a glass of water....and she did. She's a good mum.

Rubberlegs

Often ring himself when he's out in the shed to tell him the dinner is ready:o

Babybuff

wow, some lazy fcukrers here

Paddy Cow

Was drinking at a friends house the other night and we'd both had a few. Out of the blue I said to her "hey [name], stand up for a second". She good humouredly stood up and said "what?". I said "since you're standing will you get me a can from the fridge please?". Fair play to her she got it but she didn't all for it again :pac:

Rolli

Whenever I write a long reply to a post here I go advanced and instead of scrolling down and clicking reply I press ALT+S....That is all

Shanotheslayer

Hmm, think my one could be a winner of ultimate laziness :

Did my theory test in September 2010 passed it as you do. The place where I would have to get the license is no more then a 15 minute walk and I have yet to do it. Laziness to the max