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  • 29-03-2012 10:55am
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    Bootup
    Registered Users Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭


    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
    Sincerely,
    Unicorns


    Dear J.K. Rowling,
    Your books are entirely unrealistic.. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
    Sincerely,
    Anonymous

    Dear Yahoo,
    I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
    Sincerely,
    Google

    Dear 2010,
    So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
    Sincerely,
    1985


    Dear girls who have been dumped,
    There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
    Sincerely,
    BP

    Dear Saturn,
    I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
    Sincerely,
    God


    Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
    Please make one for every skin color.
    Sincerely,
    Black people


    Dear World of Warcraft,
    Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
    Sincerely,
    Parents Everywhere

    Dear Customers,
    Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
    Sincerely,
    Nail Salon Ladies

    Dear Ugly People,
    You're welcome.
    Sincerely,
    Alcohol

    Dear Katy Perry,
    I liked the kiss too.
    Sincerely,
    Justin Beiber

    Dear World,
    Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
    Sincerely,
    The Mayans

    Dear White People,
    Don't you just hate immigrants?
    Sincerely,
    Native Americans

    Dear Twihards,
    If he sparkles, he's probably one of ours
    Sincerely,
    Gay Men Of America

    Dear iPhone,
    Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
    Sincerely,
    Every iPhone User

    Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
    Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
    Sincerely,
    Terrified

    Dear Trash,
    At least you get picked up...
    Sincerely,
    The Girls of Dublin

    Dear Man,
    It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
    Sincerely,
    Elephant

    Dear Dr. Phil,
    Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
    Sincerely,
    Dr. Pepper


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