Morning smoke poo!

Full.Duck

Whats the deal with that. You wake up in the morning, spark up that beautiful first cigarette, take the first drag and then you feel like you about to cack yourself. Have to stamp out the cigarette and leg it to the jax. Whats the deal with that? I know im not the only one.

Non smokers fup off.

_Gawd_

Or that buzzy feeling like you're after smoking a large one....

44leto

Nicotine loosens the bowels, its something that happens to you when you quit, you become minorly constipated for a few days. Then things go back to normal.

Nothingbetter2d

Full.Duck wrote: »

Whats the deal with that. You wake up in the morning, spark up that beautiful first cigarette, take the first drag and then you feel like you about to cack yourself. Have to stamp out the cigarette and leg it to the jax. Whats the deal with that? I know im not the only one.

Non smokers fup off.

you probably shouldn't receive anal sex then light up afterwards in the morning

AnonoBoy

This happens to you repeatedly and yet you still haven't learned to take a dump first before you have a smoke?

amacachi

Thought this was going to be about smoking on the toilet. One of life's great pleasures.

Full.Duck

AnonoBoy wrote: »

This happens to you repeatedly and yet you still haven't learned to take a dump first before you have a smoke?

Im not the brightest ill admit.

humbert

I'm slightly disgusted with myself to be contributing to this thread, but coffee's the same

chin_grin

Full.Duck wrote: »

Non smokers fup off.

Just try and stop us!

<cough>
<wheeeeeeeeeeeeze>

RichieC

amacachi wrote: »

Thought this was going to be about smoking on the toilet. One of life's great pleasures.

The smell in a jax after a shoke... disgusting. don't do that ****...

A0

Full.Duck wrote: »

Whats the deal with that. You wake up in the morning, spark up that beautiful first cigarette, take the first drag and then you feel like you about to cack yourself. Have to stamp out the cigarette and leg it to the jax. Whats the deal with that? I know im not the only one.

Non smokers fup off.

You shouldn't smoke.

biko

The hacking cough sets off the peristaltic movements.

suicide_circus

humbert wrote: »

I'm slightly disgusted with myself to be contributing to this thread, but coffee's the same

It's quite amazing, 5 mins after I finish my morning coffee I urgently need to negotiate the release of the chocolate hostage. Like clockwork.

Temptamperu

My mate used to suffer with that, never happened me though i am an evening pooper.

I do love to smoke a joint first thing although that has its hazards too, mostly going back asleep for a few hours or watching funny stuff all day.

cocoshovel

Im a non smoker, and Im going to comment here anyway just because you told me to fup off

I tell ya whats lovely! The smell off your piss after a cup of coffee. :pac:

Teyla Emmagan

Cause nictotine's a laxative of course!

A0

cocoshovel wrote: »

I tell ya whats lovely! The smell off your piss after a cup of coffee. :pac:

True and the taste of it is even better, must be consumed when it's still warm-ish.

saa

At least you stubbed and didn't smoop.

Ugh why do I even know what that is ¬,¬

shizz

Temptamperu wrote: »

I do love to smoke a joint first thing although that has its hazards too, mostly going back asleep for a few hours or watching funny stuff all day.

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pebbles21

Ah yes ...just after the morning fag..straight to the jacks and letting it rip...sounding like you just ripped open a sack of Mackrel hitting a tiled floor:D

Full.Duck

pebbles21 wrote: »

Ah yes ...just after the morning fag..straight to the jacks and letting it rip...sounding like you just ripped open a sack of Mackrel hitting a tiled floor:D

I just "logged" back in to thank that. Made my day

charlemont

I sit on the bowl and light up, Only a one skinner though as I don't want to be fried 1st thing.

Dudess

Thought the title meant:

- A term of affection you deliver in the morning

And then...

- That you smoke pooh in the morning


Lol - "shoke".

stimpson

cocoshovel wrote: »

I tell ya whats lovely! The smell off your piss after a cup of coffee. :pac:

Why have you been smelling his piss?

You're weird.

flanders1979

often had to waddle up the stairs after the morning fag trying not to break the turtles head

DEFTLEFTHAND

This doesn't happen to me.:(

Seachmall

Never happened to me.

Will watch out for it tomorrow.

Rastapitts

what is it when ya arrive into work and need a poo!

A0

Rastapitts wrote: »

what is it when ya arrive into work and need a poo!

Stress.

General General

When I used to smoke, my main concern was weird twitchy under one of my eyes that I could feel but was not visible. & the black shnots. & the weird feeling of there being some kind of bubble just inside the top of my skull. Ah, I sure miss the smokes...

Seachmall

General General wrote: »

When I used to smoke, my main concern was weird twitchy under one of my eyes that I could feel but was not visible. & the black shnots. & the weird feeling of there being some kind of bubble just inside the top of my skull. Ah, I sure miss the smokes...

I'm no doctor but I don't think you were doing it right...

Lando Griffin

As a social smoker who does not go out anymore and has regular if not un impressive bowel movements I have nothing further to add to this thread.

General General

Seachmall wrote: »

I'm no doctor but I don't think you were doing it right...

Perhaps, ~ 40 a day, I was doing it too much...

harrison fraud

pebbles21 wrote: »

Ah yes ...just after the morning fag..straight to the jacks and letting it rip...sounding like you just ripped open a sack of Mackrel hitting a tiled floor:D

:eek::D

hairyprincess

Does anyone else feel cold after they do a poo? Like it's some kind of insulation......hey there's an idea, sell my poo for attic insulation :cool:

Seachmall

I never noticed it before, but it's stuck in my head now every time I smoke.

I had 4 or 5 this morning and every smoke results in a feeling like my bowels are going to open like Niagara Falls.

Thank you very much OP!

Ush1

If I was on the gargle the night before, a few cups of tea the next morning usually gets things kick started in the ol bowels!

YFlyer

AnonoBoy wrote: »

This happens to you repeatedly and yet you still haven't learned to take a dump first before you have a smoke?

Hard to break a habit.

Toby Take a Bow

Cigarettes act like steroids/anti-inflammateries: your digestive system widens when you smoke, which means things pass through much easier and quicker, hence your urgent need for the toilet.*

*This may not be medically accurate.

Promac

It's the coffee or tea you're almost definitely having with that morning smoke. It always pulls my trapdoor.