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  • #52
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    forfuxsake wrote: »
    All sex is prostitution

    It is not. It is just yucky.


  • #53
    Skuxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,373 ✭✭✭Skuxx


    tempura wrote: »
    I don't know why the fcuk you think you have to try so hard !

    She's probably dying for it as much as you are !

    :rolleyes: Men, you always think you have the upper hand with the little hard to get demure women, if only you knew !

    Good Luck with your quest.

    Tempura, if your not to busy tomorrow night, I was wondering would you like to come round for a bit of dinner??


  • #54
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    Update: I is a happy bunny! :D


  • #55
    latenia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    Doc wrote: »
    Update: I is a happy bunny! :D

    Yet she threw you out of her gaff at 5AM?


  • #56
    lisaface
    Registered Users Posts: 291 ✭✭lisaface


    Doc wrote: »
    Update: I is a happy bunny! :D


    Glad to hear your lil date went well Doc :)


  • #57
    J. Marston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,229 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Doc wrote: »
    Update: I is a happy bunny! :D

    Sounds like you took my advice. It never fails. Excluding that one restraining order.


  • #58
    Doc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,670 ✭✭✭Doc


    latenia wrote: »
    Yet she threw you out of her gaff at 5AM?

    I'm not in Ireland


  • #59
    AboutTwoFiddy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 216 ✭✭AboutTwoFiddy


    Doc wrote: »
    I'm not in Ireland

    "where women glow"; are you in Japan?


  • #60
    TPD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,814 ✭✭✭TPD


    AboutTwoFiddy wrote: »
    "where women glow"; are you in Japan?

    The land down under?


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  • #61
    TURRICAN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 717 ✭✭✭TURRICAN


    Hey op.
    I was with her last nite and I'm afraid it's that time of the month, so maybe try next week some time!


  • #62
    cloptrop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭cloptrop


    Great stuff Doc now be sure to avoid her like the plague . Hopefully she will start boning someone else immediatly . I know you may be saying wtf dude and be a bit jealous . But if shes pregnant the other guy gets the blame . He wont mind , he'll just be rebound sex . A baby for him is just proof that he got his hole.
    Now go tell all your friends what a slut she is and how awesome you are at the sex.


  • #63
    racso1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    TPD wrote: »
    The land down under?

    I'd say he was for a while anyway


  • #64
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    put a condom on BEFORE you leave home and leave your nipple clamps until at least the third date


  • #65
    Jawgap
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,297 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Doc wrote: »
    Update: I is a happy bunny! :D

    Pics or GTFO :D


  • #66
    mark renton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭mark renton


    latenia wrote: »

    1. Give yourself a good grooming down below.

    2. Get nice wine (€25 minimum) and swot up on it from the internet beforehand so you appear sophisticated.

    3. Bite your tongue when she puts on Adele or Coldplay while you're eating dinner.

    4. Avoid all potentially controversial topics of conversation.

    :rolleyes: Translation...

    1. Back, sack and crack

    2. Dont be stingy and try not to appear as dumb as you are

    3. Dont say anything bad about her music, especially when you have your dinner in your mouth

    4. In fact its probably better you dont say anything at all...


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  • #67
    the_pits
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭the_pits


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3IGfwcGBP8&feature=player_embedded


  • #68
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Say things like "That was edible ... just". Winner.


  • #69
    loremolis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 944 ✭✭✭loremolis


    Doc wrote: »
    Update: I is a happy bunny! :D


    Everyone else seems to have accepted the lack of information but I want details!

    Did you even finish dinner?

    And don't tell me that Gentlemen don't kiss and tell because you started this thread, now finish it properly.


  • #70
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Originally Posted by Doc
    Update: I is a happy bunny!

    But is she or is she bitterly disappointed.

    I jest good on yeah sir, now I will predict your future threads.

    "Girlfriend up the duff"

    "Where will i go on my Stag"

    "Will I jilt my Fiancée at the Alter"

    Then 10 year later,,"Suicidal I fukcing hate my moany old fat wife"

    Its all ahead of you son,,,keep us informed.


  • #71
    Mammanabammana
    Registered Users Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Mammanabammana


    K-9 wrote: »
    She didn't put out on the first night so this one's a keeper!

    Bring a bottle of Lambrusco and a Romantica for dessert, you wont need the Romantica*



    *Nor the Lambrusco.

    Romantica? (NSFW)

    Not sure that's the way to win over the lady...


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