Post your paranoia here if you dare.

LETHAL LADY

:eek: Just last week I thought the next door neighbours buried somebody in their garden, turns out they were just taking advantage of the good weather and planting some broad beans.

Don't get me started, I'm a paranoid android.

Jen Pigs Fly

If I opened up the little paranoia box it wouldn't be pretty, be a mix of fatal attraction and outright psychosis.

I'd rather keep it hidden in a neat box with a ribbon

Yakult

Sounds like a plot for some Simpsons episode.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I'm afraid my brother might kill me because I've unintentionally exposed his business to other family members.

Crann na Beatha

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im invisible

I pick up bits of conversions people are having around me, and think they are having a dig at me, in a think-they're-being-subtle way. Any time anyone laughs, i think they are laughing at me, and if no-one says anything, they're all thinking about me.

Jen Pigs Fly

im invisible wrote: »

I pick up bits of conversions people are having around me, and think they are having a dig at me, in a think-they're-being-subtle way. Any time anyone laughs, i think they are laughing at me, and if no-one says anything, they're all thinking about me.

Omg me too! People laughing are always because they're laughing at me ...
it's not good I tells ya! :cool:

senorwipesalot

When a light flashes on the Sky box theres an Aussie Billionaire filming me.

Jen Pigs Fly

Can't sleep clown will eat me ....

Can't sleep clown will eat me ....

Can't sleep clown will eat me ....

corktina

im not paranoid.who told you i am?

LETHAL LADY

They are all going to laugh at you.

Professey Chin

Cant sleep
Clown'll eat me

Edit: Fcuk ya Jenny

pragmatic1

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

corktina

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

if thia was QI, that woo-wah-woo-waa thing would be going off now

Jen Pigs Fly

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

Cant sleep
Clown'll eat me

Edit: Fcuk ya Jenny

Chuck Stone

I've spent the last 15-odd-years suppressing my paranoia and I still live in this bloody underground bunker with 3 years supply of food and water for when 'the reckoning' comes.

zenno

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

:eek: Just last week I thought the next door neighbours buried somebody in their garden, turns out they were just taking advantage of the good weather and planting some broad beans.

After smoking a bit of cheese one night all alone in my Laba at approximately 3am I woke up and seen lights shining into my bedroom window but I didn't hear any noise or sounds. it looked like there was 3 people shining in bright torches at my window as I could see three distinctive lights coming into my room and then i got paranoid and jumped up and grabbed some protection and went out the front and the back but not a person around and not even in the brush and trees but that freaked me out. The only day I got paranoid.

EGAR

The postman, every time to postman appears I get half a heart attack. I have no idea why...

cruiser178

Ok I'll admit this here because no one knows me, Im paranoied, in case anyone finds out(only my oh knows this)...well... i once cryed watching an episode of little house on the prairie...TWAS VERY SAD RIGHT.

James T Kirk

>_>
<_<

44leto

The world is about to enddddddd

Paronoia since we became human, which geographically is not that long ago 75000 years, I blame our religion chips.

WoollyRedHat

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

:eek: Just last week I thought the next door neighbours buried somebody in their garden, turns out they were just taking advantage of the good weather and planting some broad beans.

Been watching Disturbia?

Em, Parnoia, let's see, yesterday there was this plastic bag that I thought for a second was a menacing cat, does that count?

mickrock

I think Jim Corr has been spying on me.

John Doe1

I'm always paranoid they will find the body:o

OneArt

I always freak out when my doorbell rings because I think it's the tax inspector. I haven't even earned enough to pay tax yet but I still imagine some angry German person demanding money...

I also freak out if the house phone rings. I keep imagining it'll be someone telling me I'm getting deported.

zenno

OneArt wrote: »

I also freak out if the house phone rings. I keep imagining it'll be someone telling me I'm getting deported.

Just splutter out un-understanding waffle to them all or make up a language that they cannot understand and they will run away from you're premises like a rat. i.e splutter them out from you're property location.

Answer the phone and talk in tongues (spluttering language) that always works. sure i'm from Madagascar and still plodding away. :pac:

skipz

never ever trust a fart.........:cool:

starviewadams

I'm on Seroquel and venlafaxine for my paranoia.

It works quite well I find.

im invisible

zenno wrote: »

After smoking a bit of cheese one night all alone...

thats where you went wrong, cheese at night will give ya nightmares

Stockey1994

I have bad paranoia i cant wall down the road without looking behind me every few seconds or if i hear somebody running behind me or on a bike i just clench my fists ready to fight

Immaculate Pasta

At 1:07

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcQXOLJu9NM

:cool:

zenno

Stockey1994 wrote: »

I have bad paranoia i cant wall down the road without looking behind me every few seconds or if i hear somebody running behind me or on a bike i just clench my fists ready to fight

Nah man. don't ever think like that as it will mess with you're mind.

anywhere you want to travel walking just say fook it i don't give a sh1t and continue on you're travels and focus on what you are going to do thereafter. Never get parro. be straight with yourself and do what you do.

saa

Sometimes I really believe others can hear what I think.

boobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobsboobs

cloud493

Communism.

TeddyTedson

I constantly think people are always laughing at me.

If I see people in work laughing near me I think they're laughing about me.

But maybe they are, who knows.

44leto

China have me paranoid, that country keeps me awake at night.

Missmiddleton

If i'm wearing a short dress I worry that it has gotten caught up at the back and everyone can see my arse.

44leto

Missmiddleton wrote: »

If i'm wearing a short dress I worry that it has gotten caught up at the back and everyone can see my arse.

I pity that didn't happen at your wedding.

ohsurelook

I get intensely paranoid when I'm shampooing in the shower and my eyes are closed. Terrifying.

Scanlas The 2nd

im invisible wrote: »

I pick up bits of conversions people are having around me, and think they are having a dig at me, in a think-they're-being-subtle way. Any time anyone laughs, i think they are laughing at me, and if no-one says anything, they're all thinking about me.

That's not paranoia, that's good old fashioned insecurity.

Ted_YNWA

I would post my worries, but I am afraid that they will read them & will laugh and point fingers at me