Anyone for cake?

hairyprincess

I've just made a gorgeous chocolate mud cake and a batch of chocolate covered shortbread. I suppose I'll just have to eat it all myself :eek:

The King of Moo

I'll have some, but I don't want to find a hair in it.

Toby Take a Bow

Do you have anything without chocolate?

Or with white chocolate?

steddyeddy

hairyprincess wrote: »

I've just made a gorgeous chocolate mud cake and a batch of chocolate covered shortbread. I suppose I'll just have to eat it all myself :eek:

Ill have some please! Unless some of your princess hairs fell in it then in that case Ill pass!

minidazzler

What's the poop content? If it's lower than 2% I'll have some.

WoollyRedHat

You want cake? You want cake????? YOU CAN'T HANDLE CAKE!


This is what i have to put up with at every birthday party from a morbidly obese uncle who has never let anyone eat cake but himself. I have lived a deprived and ultimately cakeless life, I am deserving of your cake more than anyone.

hairyprincess

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

You want cake? You want cake????? YOU CAN'T HANDLE CAKE!


This is what i have to put up with at every birthday party from a morbidly obese uncle who has never let anyone eat cake but himself. I have lived a deprived and ultimately cakeless life, I am deserving of your cake more than anyone.

Awww, that brought a tear to me eye; oops no actually that was just a bit of dust

cocoshovel

This thread disappoints me. You made cake and posted here, yet none of us will actually get any. :mad:

hairyprincess

Toby Take a Bow wrote: »

Do you have anything without chocolate?

Or with white chocolate?

OMG are you kidding me????? :eek:

Anything without chocolate is a life not worth living. And white chocolate; eugh. Can't stand that muck

WoollyRedHat

hairyprincess wrote: »

Awww, that brought a tear to me eye; oops no actually that was just a bit of dust

Yeah well, I hope you die of an overdose on cake. Harsh but fair.

sunflower27

Were you breastfeeding when you made them? If so, I'll pass. :eek:

im invisible

haminka

hairyprincess wrote: »

OMG are you kidding me????? :eek:

Anything without chocolate is a life not worth living. And white chocolate; eugh. Can't stand that muck

nah nah nah. there is decent good quality white chocolate and there's muck made from milk powder and artificial flavourings they sell as white chocolate. good white chocolate is made from cocoa butter and can be absolutely delicious.

Mickey Dazzler

I'd like to smear that chocolate cake all over your filthy body and pretend its poo and wrestle with you in a bath.

karma_

Not a single 'The cake is a lie' comment?

haminka

karma_ wrote: »

Not a single 'The cake is a lie' comment?

cakes don't lie, dude

saa

The only cake I care for is sponge with proper icing like butter cream, I have dropped plenty of hints that's what I want next week when its my 21st but I don't think anyone will remember.

hairyprincess

cocoshovel wrote: »

This thread disappoints me. You made cake and posted here, yet none of us will actually get any. :mad:

Of course you will, all I need is your bank account details, name, address and dna sample :cool:

MadameGascar

Why oh why am I looking at this thread and seeing it turning into one on black polish single mother taxi drivers somehow managing to steal every other job too, all while breastfeeding? Not good:(

I'm sure you'd give me some if you could but for now you've inspired me to go bake my own. Maybe I'll make a really disgusting one and invite everyone around for April Fools Day!

Jimoslimos

Don't do it kids, she's just a pusher.
Cake!!!!! *NSFW* Some coarse language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwylBRucU7w

i want to make a cake now

Tesco Massacre

If you're going to start a thread about a lovely cake, then at least have the common decency to post a photo of said cake.

Now away with you lest my cane finds your backside.

hairyprincess

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

If you're going to start a thread about a lovely cake, then at least have the common decency to post a photo of said cake.

Now away with you lest my cane finds your backside.

Ooooh, promises promises

I would post a pic if I knew how

paddy kerins

karma_ wrote: »

Not a single 'The cake is a lie' comment?

I'm not sure if many here would've played Portal

pragmatic1

Just bought a malteser Easter egg. You can keep you cake.

Chuck Stone

I want cake nao.

A0

Thanks, was lovely, what a cook
Will come back.

Yakult

I only like yellow cake.

Jimoslimos

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Just bought a malteser Easter egg. You can keep you cake.

Unless it is completely filled with a malty-honeycomb centre I'm not interested, otherwise it's just a standard chocolate egg with Malteser branding.

Doc Ruby

I haven't touched sugary foods, chocolate or ice cream in three years so this thread is doing wonders for the cravings.

JONJO THE MISER

Ginger cakes are on special offer in Dunnes at the moment for 1 Euro.

Archeron

At my nephews last birthday party, I was told there would be a caterpillar cake. Imagine my relief when it turned out to be a huge swiss role iced to LOOK like a caterpillar, and not made of them.

Shryke

The cake is a lie!
Anyway screw cake.

Born to Die

I love carrot cake.

Radharc na Sleibhte

I made a lovely choclate torte today.
Bit too bitter though, used too strong chocolate

Toby Take a Bow

hairyprincess wrote: »

OMG are you kidding me????? :eek:

Anything without chocolate is a life not worth living. And white chocolate; eugh. Can't stand that muck

I know! I think there's something wrong with me.

(Good white chocolate is nice though).

suicide_circus

Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »

I made a lovely choclate torte today.
Bit too bitter though, used too strong chocolate

Ooooh its a TORTE now, is it??? Tis a long way from tortes you were raised!!

hairyprincess

Shryke wrote: »

The cake is a lie!
Anyway screw cake.

The cake is not a lie!! I'm trying to add a pic in the Cake & Pie forum but it won't work and nobody is responding to my request in Helpdesk

suicide_circus wrote: »

Ooooh its a TORTE now, is it??? Tis a long way from tortes you were raised!!

Isn't that what they call tarts in D.4? :eek:

emeraldstar

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Ginger cakes are on special offer in Dunnes at the moment for 1 Euro.

Ew.

emeraldstar

Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »

I made a lovely choclate torte today.
Bit too bitter though, used too strong chocolate

No such thing.