When was the last time you had sex?

MickySticks

I had it last night. Gave a blonde a right good knobbing. :cool:

I'll add my poll in a minute. :pac:

Dunny

Right now.

The joys of smartphones

fred funk }{

Your poll? No thanks.

Misticles

MickySticks wrote: »

I had it last night. Gave a blonde a right good knobbing. :cool:

I'll add my poll in a minute. :pac:

Is that what ya told the blonde last night?

sunflower27

April Fool.;)

arybvtcw0eolkf

MickySticks wrote: »

I had it last night. Gave a blonde a right good knobbing. :cool:

You're trying to be classy aren't ya?.

kfallon

Thinly veiled "Look at me I got my end away" thread!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

MickySticks wrote: »

I had it last night. Gave a blonde a right good knobbing. :cool:

I'll add my poll in a minute. :pac:

I hope you washed your pole..........before adding it!

MickySticks

kfallon wrote: »

Thinly veiled "Look at me I got my end away" thread!

Nothing thinly veiled about it sir. :cool:

The King of Moo

Last night.

I wore a blonde wig in my annual April Fool attempt to trick a straight guy into having sex with another straight guy.

It was the first time it actually worked.

He wasn't very good by the way .

Icaras

Does it count if im on my own?

Princess Peach

3 months

4 and a half months to go!

It's marked on my calendar

minidazzler

A week or a year? Those options are far too wide open...like yore ma's gowl.

Gummy Panda

Never!

I make love*




*May involve biting and growl

The King of Moo

Real answer: about six weeks ago.
Been single and not really looking for it since then.

Mickey Dazzler

I nailed a dirty Asian last night.

The King of Moo

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I nailed a dirty Asian last night.

A 3 in 1?

Spicy chilli beef?

loalae

Why is there no option between in the last year and never???

I can't answer this poll. This upsets me in more ways than one!:(:o

smcgiff

This blonde wasn't a golden retriever by any chance - I note you're a bit vague as to what classifies as sex

Jen Pigs Fly

MickySticks wrote: »

Gave a blonde a right good knobbing. :cool:

How romantic

Fart

OP should now rename to StickyMicks.

longhalloween

Well done OP. Though the fact that you needed to share probably means that you've just come off a 9 month dry spell.

:pac:

Jen Pigs Fly

If someone needs to scream about how they just had sex ... well it gives the impression you hardly get it at all.

if ever.

I think the whole thing was a dream, and the blond was your golden retriever licking your face to wake you up

Inventive User Name

This girl let me hold her hand once ..... that was pretty cool ....

Sonics2k

Apparently congratulations are in order for losing your virginity.

Congratulations OP! :pac:

Kamjana

You should of made the poll public.

Fart

Inventive User Name wrote: »

This girl let me hold her hand once ..... that was pretty cool ....

Not as cool as Gilbert O' Sullivan. Kapow!

The Cool

Had it a few times this weekend, plenty of punters about these days!

MickySticks

Kamjana wrote: »

You should of made the poll public.

Well I did go to a nudist beach once.

Inventive User Name

Fart wrote: »

Not as cool as Gilbert O' Sullivan. Kapow!

Hey, Gilly is totally baddass :pac:

karaokeman

Another cry for love thread.

Dudess

A few weeks ago is in the last year - why are you trying to dumb down people's frequency OP?

ROFLcopter

I was sinking the banana last night.

44leto

Mnmmmnn Let me think..

Just after World war 1.

jimmymal

whats sex again?

karaokeman

karaokeman wrote: »

Another cry for love thread.

Crygasm? I notice this blonde one isn't posting a thread about how she got some last night, was she awake OP?

Fart

Sacramento wrote: »

Crygasm? I notice this blonde one isn't posting a thread about how she got some last night, was she awake OP?

Maybe he's blonde and has very hairy hands.

MickySticks

Sacramento wrote: »

Crygasm? I notice this blonde one isn't posting a thread about how she got some last night, was she awake OP?

Now that you mention it...

corktina

as we speak, excuse wobbly typing

Frynge

Between post #38 & #39

Biggins

This morning - and fingers crossed (but not legs!), tonight!

A0

Frynge wrote: »

Between post #39 & #40

7 min.? You can do better

44leto

Frynge wrote: »

Between post #39 & #40

WOW 7 minutes you must have done it at least 3 times.

Frynge

A0 wrote: »

7 min.? You can do better

You would think so wouldn't you!

A0

Frynge wrote: »

You would think so wouldn't you!

That's better (44'), now you're a legend!
Thinking about it, 7 min. could also mean it takes you a short time to please... sharp and accurate

bazza1

Just....about..... noooooooow!......aaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Tesco Massacre

According to the poll, a lot of people on here have had sex in the past 24 hours. Good for them. I'm not one of them, unfortunately.

Had a cracking debate in the football forum about whether or not Eric Cantona was world-class, though.

About an hour ago but can't sleep now.

A0

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

According to the poll, a lot of people on here have had sex in the past 24 hours. Good for them. I'm not one of them, unfortunately.

Had a cracking debate in the football forum about whether or not Eric Cantona was world-class, though.

He was, a bit arrogant but he was...

There's no choice for people who had sex in the past few months (like 1-2 months ago...) so may be some voted "within the last day" instead

Frynge

Between post #50 and........

2 months.




*Dry humps thread