When was the last time you had sex?

A0

Frynge wrote: »

Between post #50 and........thread closed

:P

Joe10000

I organised a threesome for last night, a couple of people didn't show up but sure I still had a great time.

cruiser178

pfft wasters the lot of ye

I can have sex anytime she wants it.

A0

cruiser178 wrote: »

pfft wasters the lot of ye

I can have sex anytime she wants it.

Yes, they are great, always up for it.

cruiser178

A0 wrote: »

Yes, they are great, always up for it.

lol that's a frightening looking thing

cassElliot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOypSnKFHrE&ob=av2n








:pac:

44leto

Joe10000 wrote: »

I organised a threesome for last night, a couple of people didn't show up but sure I still had a great time.

I bet they are sorry now.

saa

Not in the last week, a bit strapped for cash lately.

TeddyTedson

August 2003. Didn't finish though.

Littlehorny

MickySticks wrote: »

I had it last night. Gave a blonde a right good knobbing. :cool:

I'll add my poll in a minute. :pac:

Finally popped your cherry eh OP?:D

whatdoicare

Just now- and it was awesome and all but ffs im wide awake now- cant sleep and the husband is snoring away happy out.

Is this some kind of primeval thing where guys can happily pass out and gals have to stay up and guard the cave for lions or whatever?

Damn you evolution!!!!

Spread

I'm doing it now now nowoh nowoh slurp zzzzzzzzz

policarp

13.27 percent never had sex. . .

Liars. . .or . . .liars. . .Maybe. . .

Simi

When was the challenger?

zenno

MickySticks wrote: »

I had it last night. Gave a blonde a right good knobbing. :cool:

I'll add my poll in a minute. :pac:

I must be one sad fcuker as i haven't made love to a woman in 4 years lol, I know, it's crazy. I got out of a 4 year relationship and needed a break but WOW I sure as hell had a long one. Waiting for the right girl at the moment if i ever meet her.

ihsb

cruiser178 wrote: »

pfft wasters the lot of ye

I can have sex anytime she wants it.

Ditto I can have it anytime he wants it...

Usually means he is asking me to leave him alone but hey ho.

stupidusername

Do people really say making love?

ihsb

stupidusername wrote: »

Do people really say making love?

I wouldn't really myself, but it kind of describes the action though. Fcuking, sex and then making love? To me they are different.

stupidusername

How are they different to you?

smash

stupidusername wrote: »

Do people really say making love?

young girls say it because it makes them fell better about sleeping around.

ihsb

Fcuking = head banging, dirty sex. Making love is generally not dirty with more feeling and emotions. Sex is somewhere in between I guess.

stupidusername

ihsb wrote: »

Fcuking = head banging, dirty sex. Making love is generally not dirty with more feeling and emotions. Sex is somewhere in between I guess.

I agree with the ****ing and sex,but yeah I still don't get the love making. I mean sex is sex.

ihsb

stupidusername wrote: »

I agree with the ****ing and sex,but yeah I still don't get the love making. I mean sex is sex.

Sometimes, but sometimes there is more there. More then the physical. All of them are equally as fun though!

stupidusername

I suppose I don't get the thing about it being more than physical. It just is for me.

Princess Peach

I say making love sometimes cause I'm romantic and in love!

And a sap :pac:

The King of Moo

zenno wrote: »

I must be one sad fcuker as i haven't made love to a woman in 4 years lol, I know, it's crazy. I got out of a 4 year relationship and needed a break but WOW I sure as hell had a long one. Waiting for the right girl at the moment if i ever meet her.

Don't wait for her to come to you! You gotta go out and find her!

ihsb

Princess Peach wrote: »

I say making love sometimes cause I'm romantic and in love!

And a sap :pac:

I am deffo a sap too. And okay with it!

kfallon

stupidusername wrote: »

Do people really say making love?

Tbh I can't say 'Pussy'....it's just too American for me, it sounds wrong in an Irish accent! I don't think I could ever say "I wanna taste your pussy" or something to that effect! More likely to say, "I wanna lick the gee of ya" followed by the obligatory Irish thing like, "Up ya boyo ya!" and then get on with it :pac:

mawk

MickySticks wrote: »

Nothing thinly veiled about it sir. :cool:

I hope for her sake that it was at least thinly veiled last night

smash

kfallon wrote: »

More likely to say, "I wanna lick the gee of ya" followed by the obligatory Irish thing like, "Up ya boyo ya!" and then get on with it :pac:

Must be such a turn on for the girl.

kfallon

smash wrote: »

Must be such a turn on for the girl.

Wetter than an otters pocket trout

Duiske

Fart wrote: »

Maybe he's blonde and has very hairy hands.

Yea, I noticed that the op didn't actually specify if the blonde was male or female...... or even a human. :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIrWPmJf3tI

stupidusername

Well why bother saying it,just do it

AeoNGriM

Princess Peach wrote: »

I say making love sometimes cause I'm romantic and in love!

And a sap :pac:

Mario says you've a fanny like the lava moat infront of Bowsers castle. He reckons it's like lobbing a turtle shell down the Rainbow Road.

Goin on 5 weeks here. This weekend fo sho tho!

4zn76tysfajdxp

ihsb wrote: »

Fcuking = head banging, dirty sex. Making love is generally not dirty with more feeling and emotions. Sex is somewhere in between I guess.

With crying?

Gummy Panda

stupidusername wrote: »

Do people really say making love?

No. I was just being a bollix hehe

ihsb

Dayana Ashy Lumbar wrote: »

With crying?

All the time. The OH loves it

Latchy

kfallon wrote: »

Tbh I can't say 'Pussy'....it's just too American for me, it sounds wrong in an Irish accent! I don't think I could ever say "I wanna taste your pussy" or something to that effect! More likely to say, "I wanna lick the gee of ya" followed by the obligatory Irish thing like, "Up ya boyo ya!" and then get on with it :pac:

'' I wanna lick de fanny off ya '' is another option .

Gummy Panda

Latchy wrote: »

kfallon wrote: »

Tbh I can't say 'Pussy'....it's just too American for me, it sounds wrong in an Irish accent! I don't think I could ever say "I wanna taste your pussy" or something to that effect! More likely to say, "I wanna lick the gee of ya" followed by the obligatory Irish thing like, "Up ya boyo ya!" and then get on with it :pac:

'' I wanna lick de fanny off ya '' is another option .

Then do a Colin Farrell

"Breakfast, lunch and dinner.."

Latchy

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Then do a Colin Farrell

"Breakfast, lunch and dinner.."

Aye ...when in Rome Bruge

HalloweenJack

Four months.

Catxscotch

^^^^
Ha Ha Ha Ha!! Dry spell worse than the Sahara..

Bambii_

Last night (:

petes

3 weeks ago.

stupidusername

wasislos wrote: »

Jaysis lads iys been 26 years with a sprinkling of 30 minute prostitutes for bout 2.5 hours oher a lifetime. Porn is nonintrusive da guilt dissapates once u realise nobody witnessed ur sodomisation of tha net

what?

smcgiff

stupidusername wrote: »

what?

Do you really want more info!

stupidusername

smcgiff wrote: »

Do you really want more info!

I don't know. I've no idea what it said.

The King of Moo

stupidusername wrote: »

I don't know. I've no idea what it said.

wasislos wrote: »

Jaysis lads iys been 26 years with a sprinkling of 30 minute prostitutes for bout 2.5 hours oher a lifetime. Porn is nonintrusive da guilt dissapates once u realise nobody witnessed ur sodomisation of tha net

Trans:

"Gosh chaps, I have lived for 26 years now, in which time I've enjoyed five visits from ladies of the night, with each one providing me with her company for thirty minutes. Pornography does not intrude upon one's life on any meaningful level, once a fellow realises that no-one has observed him engaging in the act of buggering his computer 1."

1. citation needed.

kfallon

stupidusername wrote: »

I don't know. I've no idea what it said.

Basically the only sex he had was with a prossie!

I can't post an answer in the poll. Not never, but was more than one year ago.