So I rang a sexline...

TeddyTedson

..by mistake. It was just some girl groaning down the phone.

However I see why aul lads from the country ring them now.
It was actually quite exciting.
Can I post the number of the line here?

What do others think of sexlines and do they use them regularly?

PCPhoto

wait till you get the bill !!

Krieg

..by mistake.

:rolleyes:

Princess Peach

TeddyTedson wrote: »

..by mistake. It was just some girl groaning down the phone.

However I see why aul lads from the country ring them now.
It was actually quite exciting.
Can I post the number of the line here?

What do others think of sexlines and do they use them regularly?

Thanks babe, can afford those shoes now

TeddyTedson

PCPhoto wrote: »

wait till you get the bill !!

you mean wait till my mam get's the bill. It was call barred from my phone.

TeddyTedson

Krieg wrote: »

:rolleyes:

He can feck off right now because it genuinely was by mistake:mad:
Trust me on this.

So someone you know has a number that's 1550 69 69 68?

rotinaj

TeddyTedson wrote: »

He can feck off right now because it genuinely was by mistake:mad:
Trust me on this.

I call bullsiht on this one.

Seachmall

TeddyTedson wrote: »

He can feck off right now because it genuinely was by mistake:mad:
Trust me on this.

No doubt, I accidentally dial premium phone sex lines all the time.

I often accidentally hit redial too.

I'm an awful clutz.

MistyCheese

TeddyTedson wrote: »

..by mistake. It was just some girl groaning down the phone.

How do you know it was a sex line? Perhaps she was doing some heavy lifting or other type of strenous exercise?

In any case, nevermind calling sex lines. Who the :mad: texts them? WTF do you get out of that:

Hmm, yeah baby. Ooh. Oh yeah.

^
For some reason I imagined that in Stephen Hawkings voice.

KeithM89_old

TeddyTedson wrote: »

you mean wait till my mam get's the bill. It was call barred from my phone.

TeddyTedson wrote: »

He can feck off right now because it genuinely was by mistake:mad:
Trust me on this.

So you rang your mams work number instead of home phone?? :P

Krieg

TeddyTedson wrote: »

He can feck off right now because it genuinely was by mistake:mad:
Trust me on this.

Its hard to believe because those sex line numbers are like -

1850 69 69 69

How do you ring that by accident?

TeddyTedson

I'm not bull****ting and no it's not a 1550 number. It happened to my friend too after me.

A foreign number called my phone as a missed call so I rang it back on the land line.

I'll post the number if that's allowed.

Chuck Stone

I fell on a shpud and it went up me arse.

Skid

How long did you listen for before you were certain it was a wrong number, Teddy?

Princess Peach

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm not bull****ting and no it's not a 1550 number. It happened to my friend too after me.

A foreign number called my phone as a missed call so I rang it back on the land line.

I'll post the number if that's allowed.

Keep my number off this!!

TeddyTedson

<snip> is the number!

I know lots of people all over the world so I presumed it was someone actually looking for me so I rang it back.
Try it there if you don't believe me.

Mod: Dont post numbers Teddy

TeddyTedson

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm not bull****ting and no it's not a 1550 number. It happened to my friend too after me.

A foreign number called my phone as a missed call so I rang it back on the land line.

I'll post the number if that's allowed.

Oh well that sounds perfectly true.

MistyCheese

Hang on, you rang this number back following a missed call?

So, porn called you?

TeddyTedson

KeithM89 wrote: »

So you rang your mams work number instead of home phone?? :P

:eek:

dr.bollocko

TeddyTedson wrote: »

<snip> is the number!

I know lots of people all over the world so I presumed it was someone actually looking for me so I rang it back.
Try it there if you don't believe me.

Mod: Dont post numbers Teddy.

It sounds like yore ma but she'd never heard of teddytedson.

MistyCheese

MistyCheese wrote: »

Hang on, you rang this number back following a missed call?

So, porn called you?

Porn is calling, will you accept the charges??

Seachmall

TeddyTedson wrote: »

A foreign number called my phone as a missed call so I rang it back on the land line.

A phone sex line rang you?

Damn, you must be straight-up pimpin'.




Or you've been had on April Fools'.

TeddyTedson

Ok I won't post that again Keith but will you ring it to prove what I'm saying.

KeithM89_old

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Ok I won't post that again Keith but will you ring it to prove what I'm saying.

Already on it Teddy

Its a scam. you got a missed call from a +239 number and dialed it back. Do a thread search for +239 scam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs

TeddyTedson

dr.bollocko wrote: »

It sounds like yore ma but she'd never heard of teddytedson.

Will you ring it Dr.B and back up what I'm saying.

Chemistry Ftw

When you think about it, it's actually a clever way for them to make money....
They ring you and hang up befroe you answer...
You get a missed call and call them back and get charged whatever ridiculous fees they make you pay :P hahaha genius :P

blueyedson

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Will you ring it Dr.B and back up what I'm saying.

I bet Teddy works for the phone sex line and he's drumming up more business for it via this thread

TeddyTedson

KeithM89 wrote: »

Already on it Teddy

Hang up! Hang up! You've been on there for ages already:D:D

dr.bollocko

blueyedson wrote: »

I bet Teddy works for the phone sex line and he's drumming up more business for it via this thread

Well if it was you teddy I'd find it much more believable that you loved 2 things, sucking cock and riding cock, if I wasn't able to hear you using the iron in the background.
:mad:

matt-dublin

Porn lines cold calling, I knew there was a recession but...

Porno line marketing agent in Russia:
"let's missed call our old customers and make them ring back, we make money"

You deffo rang them fellas before chief....

I'll test that number now....

**FAP FAP FAP FAP**

Sharpshooter

KeithM89 wrote: »

Already on it Teddy

2 missed calls..

Time for a name and number change.

Thanks Teddy!!:mad:

TeddyTedson

Now I have all the mods phone number !!!:pac::pac::):D:pac::P:P

hondasam

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Now I have all the mods phone number !!!:pac::pac::):D:pac::P:P

Good work Ted, you out smarted them there.:p

TeddyTedson

hondasam wrote: »

Good work Ted, you out smarted them there.:p

A couple of new friends :D

KeithM89_old

Well Teddy was telling the truth

JONJO THE MISER

Sexline:rolleyes: live webcam sex shows is where its at now.

TeddyTedson

KeithM89 wrote: »

Well Teddy was telling the truth

So this fella ":rolleyes:" and the rest can feck right off

TeddyTedson

Skid wrote: »

How long did you listen for before you were certain it was a wrong number, Teddy?

I was only on there for about 20seconds. :cool:

Sharpshooter

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I was only on there for about 20seconds. :cool:

The time will come when you will last longer,Pm Keith for tips.;)

TeddyTedson

Hot Lips wrote: »

The time will come when you will last longer,Pm Keith for tips.;)

I don't think we'll be seeing much of Keith anymore now :P

hondasam

Hot Lips wrote: »

The time will come when you will last longer,Pm Keith for tips.;)

He wants to last longer not finish faster than keith:p

Deus Ex Machina

Yeah I'd actually call them quite regularly. They're expensive, but I prefer them to pornography because it's more like a one on one connection with a sex line. Anybody could click on youporn or whatever and watch a video, but it would be the same video I saw. When I call a sex line and masturbate it is a unique product each time. It's just more intimate.

wonderfulname

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Yeah I'd actually call them quite regularly. They're expensive, but I prefer them to pornography because it's more like a one on one connection with a sex line. Anybody could click on youporn or whatever and watch a video, but it would be the same video I saw. When I call a sex line and masturbate it is a unique product each time. It's just more intimate.

You offered up that information fairly easily :eek:

jay-me

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Yeah I'd actually call them quite regularly. They're expensive, but I prefer them to pornography because it's more like a one on one connection with a sex line. Anybody could click on youporn or whatever and watch a video, but it would be the same video I saw. When I call a sex line and masturbate it is a unique product each time. It's just more intimate.

At least with porn you know who is at the other end as it were.. Phone sex could be any old rotbag getting enough for a scorebag up!

Deus Ex Machina

jay-me wrote: »

At least with porn you know who is at the other end as it were.. Phone sex could be any old rotbag getting enough for a scorebag up!

Yeah, but it's all psychological anyway. The imagination fills in anything which is hinted at. It doesn't matter who's on the other end, it's more who's in my head.

jay-me

jay-me wrote: »

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Yeah I'd actually call them quite regularly. They're expensive, but I prefer them to pornography because it's more like a one on one connection with a sex line. Anybody could click on youporn or whatever and watch a video, but it would be the same video I saw. When I call a sex line and masturbate it is a unique product each time. It's just more intimate.

At least with porn you know who is at the other end as it were.. Phone sex could be any old rotbag getting enough for a scorebag up!

Probably Madge off Benidorm ...

jay-me

Deleted User wrote: »

Probably Madge off Benidorm ...

Damn!! Wish I hadn't googled that! YUCK!

Yurt

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056583704&page=3

It's a scam