Sex? Never seems as much fun as in pornos

Canis Lupus

Rattchett wrote: »

Spa U Know What I Mean So Dont Try Make A Joke About It Cuz Ur Not Funny

Careful people, he's capitalising every letter. He means business!!

mikom

Rattchett wrote: »

Spa U Know What I Mean So Dont Try Make A Joke About It Cuz Ur Not Funny

A reply 3 months later................... Does your missus take as long to come?

Shryke

Who is this foul mouthed time traveller. WELCOME TO THE FUTURE.

Canis Lupus

Awh crap... I missed it was a zombie thread.

BillyMitchel

Rattchett wrote: »

upandcumming wrote: »

Really? I thought cameras just happened to be in the same place as people having sex, and they didn't mind being filmed. Thanks for clearing that up.

Spa U Know What I Mean So Dont Try Make A Joke About It Cuz Ur Not Funny

WTF?!! Have you not had any in four months??

LH Pathe

You mean it's not as fun as a peddle & crank?

Oaklilly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OKfUun5Tqs

crapmanjoe

crapmanjoe wrote: »

Does any one else find that ur average sex session is fairly over rated and never as much fun as in the porns?

Like I picked up and brought home some girl pst nite and yeah was decent but when she had left this morning I watched a few videos on retube and they seemed to be having a lot more fun. :mad:

A first test of your theory would be to film yourself next time. Then watch it later and see if it looks like more fun than you remember having.

erin1977

I'm just jealous he got some ass.. I never get any action! lol Maybe I need to look into watching porn ;0

desertcircus

taxAHcruel wrote: »

A first test of your theory would be to film yourself next time. Then watch it later and see if it looks like more fun than you remember having.

That sounds like the worst explanation you can possibly give to your partner for why you want to film it

desertcircus

desertcircus wrote: »

That sounds like the worst explanation you can possibly give to your partner for why you want to film it

Better than "I want to show my mates" I am sure.

cocoshovel

The problem is you're watching professional porn...its fake, bad, and the women are all dogfaced ugly.

pablohoney87

OP how old are you?
I found that there was no big deal about sex when I was 19-20. 5 years later just and I notice a huge difference in the enjoyment I get outta it. Don't have a clue why. Just do




crap. just realised this is a zombie thread.
MENDOOOOOOOZZZZAAAAAAAAAA!

cocoshovel

cocoshovel wrote: »

The problem is you're watching professional porn...its fake, bad, and the women are all dogfaced ugly.

I have not seen enough porn in my life to know if there is much difference between the actors in amateur compared to professional. You would assume - if you are ignorant like I - that the fact the professional companies pay for actors that they try to source attractive people. Perhaps there is just varying standards within the industry and different production houses have different qualities.

I think though I would personally prefer amateur because often it is made by the people themselves and not porn producers. At least then the actors are real people who actually know and are attracted to each other. Such would be the theory I guess - but again I am not "in the know".

That said myself and the girls and a few mates have recently been working on a porn script. No idea if we will actually put it to film together - some of us say yes but half serious and half joking so no one is really sure. Writing the script is fun - though harder than you think to make it interesting - not crass and cliche.

OP, porn is not = sex.
Like movies are not = real life.

It's for visual effect, may look good on camera, but feel **** on your dick.

Micky Dolenz

RVP 11 wrote: »

It's for visual effect, may look good on camera, but feel **** on your dick.

Anal?

Micky Dolenz

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Anal?

No thanks, just had my brekkie.

Immaculate Pasta

saa wrote: »

I don't think it looks fun but that's because I've taken film classes and now I can't watch anything without being super conscious of the lighting, edits, the characters being actors, I can't buy it or even think of porn being anything like actual sex, porn is boring and always the same :L

This. Porn needs more car chases and explosions and shit. :cool:

Conall Cernach

erin1977 wrote: »

I'm just jealous he got some ass.. I never get any action! lol Maybe I need to look into watching porn ;0

You should get a job as a pool cleaner or a plumber. They're always at it according to the movies I watch.

Funglegunk

Conall Cernach wrote: »

You should get a job as a pool cleaner or a plumber. They're always at it according to the movies I watch.

The easiest way to get action is to become world famous.

fakearms123

OP trust me it is pointless to emulate what happens in porn, all the position changes and transitions between positions are for dramatic effect. If you can hold down two solid positions and do them well with a lot of passion then you are a true champ!

Medusa22

Redtube is having a surge in activity due to thread...

Roadend

KKkitty wrote: »

Porn is scripted heavily so don't think you had any shortcomings with this girl.

Well not if he had a couple of wanks beforehand

erin1977

Conall Cernach wrote: »

You should get a job as a pool cleaner or a plumber. They're always at it according to the movies I watch.

I'm a girl, if I got a job as a pool cleaner, I'd have to get action from the 45 year old house wives, home alone.. lol, and I don't want a plumber's crack.. Although, maybe I would get some action if half my ass hangs out of my pants???

Conall Cernach

erin1977 wrote: »

I'm a girl, if I got a job as a pool cleaner, I'd have to get action from the 45 year old house wives, home alone.. lol, and I don't want a plumber's crack.. Although, maybe I would get some action if half my ass hangs out of my pants???

Have you considered a career in cheerleading?

erin1977

Conall Cernach wrote: »

Have you considered a career in cheerleading?

Maybe I should have looked into that.. Or a porn star lol Now they get some action.. I'm really just saving myself for a trip to Ireland, since you guys have the sexiest accents.. lol

I Heart Internet

Conall Cernach wrote: »

Have you considered a career in cheerleading?

Failing that, a career as "business secretary", "mature teacher/librarian" or nurse should get the ball rolling.

erin1977

I Heart Internet wrote: »

Failing that, a career as "business secretary", "mature teacher/librarian" or nurse should get the ball rolling.

haha, well I am doing my pre req's for nursing school!! lol maybe my lucks looking up!!

wilkie2006

efb wrote: »

another 'look at me I had sex' thread...

Or a "I just my virginity and yer one wasn't as keen on anal as Hollywood led me to believe she would" thread.

LostBoy101

Samich

I wonder if the girl mentioned in the op is legal yet

Mr. Boo

KKkitty wrote: »

Porn is scripted heavily so don't think you had any shortcomings with this girl.

LOL! Many of the great have started out writing for porn?!