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  • 03-04-2012 12:05pm
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    Attie
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    Q hat is brown and often in children's underpants ?
    A Michal Jackson's hand.

    Q How is a woman like a condom ?
    A Both of them spend more time in wallet than on your d**k.

    Q What is the similarity between a woman and a Kintucky fryed checken ?
    A by the time you've finished with the brest and thighs,allyou have left is a greasy box to popyor bone in.

    Q How are twisters ( tornadoes ) and marrige alike ?
    A They boath begin with a lot of blowing and sucking and in the end you lose your house.

    Q What have a gynaccologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common ?
    AThey can both smell it but can't eat it.

    Q Why do woman have two sets of lips ?
    A So they can piss and moan at the same thme.

    Q What's the difference betwen a bitch and a wh**e ?
    A A wh**e sleeps with every one at the party and bitch sleeps with every one but you.

    Q How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good ?
    A Put a nipple on it.

    Q How is pubic hair like parsley ?
    A You push it to one side before you start eating.
    Attie


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