There are downsides to looking this pretty

RichieC

On a recent flight to New York, I was delighted when a stewardess came over and gave me a bottle of champagne.
‘This is from the captain — he wants to welcome you on board and hopes you have a great flight today,’ she explained.
You’re probably thinking ‘what a lovely surprise’. But while it was lovely, it wasn’t a surprise. At least, not for me.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html#ixzz1qzVQmtNI

Cracking up laughing a this. The woman while "pretty" I guess, wouldn't really be so much of a head turner as to have the attitude she seems to be flaunting around in this article. I can't help thinking it's her self satisfaction and grandiose attitude that makes other women hate her tbh..

anyway, I thought boards would find this funny.

AngryBollix

Shes not that good looking is she?

She isnt ugly either but I think its fair to say we all probably know someone better looking

kfallon

You'd give her one in the jax after a few drinks but that's about it!

The word 'deluded' springs to mind!

smash

I honestly thought this thread would be a bout a sexy dress for your sister.

But on topic, she's obviously delusional... because she's not a looker at all.

Washington Irving

Bit of a paper bag job imo

Also, Samantha Brick? lol

ElleEm

smash wrote: »

I honestly thought this thread would be a bout a sexy dress for your sister.

So did I!!!

I was getting ready to rat on them with the "Report" button!

SEPT 23 1989

She needs a purple bag over her head to match the dress

Anyone

She'd do for a poke if the telly was broke.

davet82

i wouldnt say ugly but defo not good looking, the paper obviously ran the story cause she is nuts

AngryBollix

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

She needs a purple bag over her head to match the dress

A purple head down her bags

tin79

She is f**king average at best!

Teyla Emmagan

Has to be a joke article.

Captain Darling

She's certainly fond of herself. Thats the most unattractive thing about her.

ElleEm

She must've had her tits out. She has a bit of a crooked face.

charlemont

She's not all that.

smash

ElleEm wrote: »

So did I!!!

I was getting ready to rat on them with the "Report" button!

I was getting ready to tell him that his sister was ugly no matter what she wears!

choobles

I'd ask for my champagne back

GLaDOS

Sounds like people just don't like her, can't be her looks.

danslevent

What an irritating woman!

And she has a weird nose! And her smile isn't nice either!

davet82

ElleEm wrote: »

She must've had her tits out. She has a bit of a crooked face.

i noticed that too, her chin is like mick mccarthys nose, its not pointing the same direction as her face

norrie rugger

She is decidedly average (at best)

danslevent

I think it is kind of funny though! She is blaming not getting promotions on being too good looking or having friends! Jesus! It's a bit late for April Fools??

frag420

i have nothing smart nor funny to say about this woman.

I shall however state an obvious one..................A fookin sniper wouldnt take her out. Christ I would rather chew my own ankles than take her out.

I bet the guy paid the taxi to run her over but there was a miscommunication. I feel dirty looking at her.

frAg

danslevent

"Take last week, out walking the dogs a neighbour passed by in her car. I waved — she blatantly blanked me. Yet this is someone whose sons have stayed at my house, and who has been welcomed into my home on countless occasion"

She probably didn't see you, you psycho!!!

RichieC

danslevent wrote: »

I think it is kind of funny though! She is blaming not getting promotions on being too good looking or having friends! Jesus! It's a bit late for April Fools??

All the evidence points to better looking people getting job promotions. So she's talking out her arse.

Mind you, an ex boss of mine in the service who was an older lady treated the lads like sons and the girls like slaves.

danslevent

"The friend pointed out she is shorter, heavier and older than me."

Looks like your husband is too....

Gringo180

She has a face that would make an onion cry :eek:

GavRedKing

Not a great looking women at all. She must be the flirtiest person on the planet to be receiving these gifts from men.

Fairplay to her though, fools and their money are easily parted and all that.

KTRIC

I wouldn't give her a second look to be honest. :rolleyes:

stripysocks85

As a woman, [and no I'm not seething with jealousy] I don't consider her that good looking. Blondes never do it for me anyway though.

dark crystal

Hmmm....self confidence is a great thing, but this woman is veering into a self-delusional fantasy world!

Saying that though, some people just don't photograph well. Maybe she's a real stunner in the flesh...

dan1895

Pfft, I've had better.

marty1985

Dumb article - hard to believe it's not a windup.

But the mob reaction online could be described as ugly too.

davet82

stripysocks85 wrote: »

As a woman, [and no I'm not seething with jealousy] I don't consider her that good looking.

*cough cough* jealous bítch *cough cough*




:P

stripysocks85

Haha honestly though! I'd consider myself to be on par with her!*


*This is a lie. She's better looking

xzanti

Is it maybe a little tongue in cheek on the Daily Mail's part?

She is pretty lady and appears to carry herself very well, but the article is a little ott really

I think they've given her a little too much 'rope' in fairness..

Scarlet for her.

danslevent

I can just imagine her crying herself to sleep at night..."They're just jealous...I'm the most beautiful woman in the world...."

Meow_Meow

Sad thing is, instead of getting a reality check from peoples' reaction to her article, she's probably just going to use it as further proof that women don't like her because she's beautiful.

On a side note- where the hell is all my free shít?

themadchef

"rarely does she succumb to chocolate"

Fond of it up the arse though.

Hack of her. Wouldint get a kick in a stampeed.

marty1985

Actually when I started reading the article I really understood her point of view. I could relate to all the attention that being incredibly good looking brings.

But when I saw her pic I couldn't believe she could be so vain and deluded!

The King of Moo

I love my Brick.

Mr Benevolent

She looks like she's a goer, that why she gets the bottles. She's fairly average looking.

bronte

LOL! Seems to be suffering from a bad case of upyourownarseitis.

RichieC

Confab wrote: »

She looks like she's a goer, that why she gets the bottles. She's fairly average looking.

I reckon the free stuff is more likely due to her being a journo..

Captain Darling

Hint of Zoolander about her.

Ridiculously good looking.

Nothingbetter2d

im sure she used to be good looking when she was younger... but like a carton of milk, it has a display until date and best before date.... i think she has hit that display until date now

wickan

She has to be embarrassed reading that back, no one can be that deluded or vain.
She is not bad looking but come on free **** my arse.

JCDUB

Beauty 0/10

Inner Beauty -10/10

Trolling Skills 10/10

Shryke

She has a smile like Ricky Gervais. She's average.

Snowie

RichieC wrote: »

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/Samantha-Brick-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html#ixzz1qzVQmtNI

Cracking up laughing a this. The woman while "pretty" I guess, wouldn't really be so much of a head turner as to have the attitude she seems to be flaunting around in this article. I can't help thinking it's her self satisfaction and grandiose attitude that makes other women hate her tbh..

anyway, I thought boards would find this funny.

why would you read such self loving blow your own trombone load of Sh1te...

If the glove don't fit and all that :mad:

She was probably hot 10 years ago :pac:

foxyboxer

Thanks for the link OP.



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