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That fantastic feeling that follows a fantastic poop

  • 04-04-2012 12:24am
    #1
    Hector Salamanca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭


    God I love nothing more than a good poop, you know the ones where they just slip out of you nice and handy with little or no effort required.

    I like mine coming out soft but not fluffy, solid but not like pebbles. Every morning around the same time I'll drink a coffee and I won't have two sups taken and BAM off to the jacks with the paper or maybe even a novel.

    There I'll spend a good 15 minutes relaxing and letting the poop just flow out of me as I read, not a care in the world. When I'm finished and if I just emptied a right load I'll often think about it for a good 10 minutes afterwards, proud of my mornings work.

    On the flip side there's nothing worse than being constipated and having your ring sting and pulsate like an octopus sucker.

    Nothing beats a good s**t.


Comments

  • #2
    LaminatorSGL
    Registered Users Posts: 48 ✭LaminatorSGL


    Everything beats a s**t thread though.


  • #3
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Hi Flutt.


  • #4
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Hi Flutt.

    at least flutt whatever i disliked about his bowel movement threads, he at least made an effort at humor, his mastery of adjectives and the english language though was the most impressive thing about his posts.

    the OP doesnt even come close!


  • #5
    Dartz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭Dartz


    Someone's stuck in the anal stage


  • #6
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    And flush...


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  • #7
    cassel16
    Registered Users Posts: 53 ✭✭cassel16


    Having a good sh1t is great... but then wiping can be the worst part


  • #8
    Cork24
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,663 ✭✭✭Cork24


    I hate it when water splashes up your crack!!


  • #9
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    in other news, Breaking Bad is awesome


  • #10
    LaVail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    Cork24 wrote: »
    I hate it when water splashes up your crack!!

    The trick is to put toilet paper in the bowl before you do the job.


  • #11
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    poop poop


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  • #12
    latenia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    Even better is when you finish a massive relieving dump and think "oh man that was the best ever" then clean yourself up and put your pants back on when you realise you have to do the same all over again. Have a quick 20 minute nap after that and you wake up feeling like a master of the universe.


  • #13
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    *Yawn*

    Religion Bashing
    Traveller bashing
    Toilet Thread
    Threads about the Thanks Button.


    Originality isnt AHs strong point.


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