Weird things you do

Crann na Beatha

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ziggy23

carfiosaoorl wrote: »

When I cleaning or pottering around the house I say "now" every time I do something or put something down. I do exactly the same and my 2 and a half year old son does it as well:o

The King of Moo wrote: »

Before every single automatic door I go through I wave my hand so I feel like I'm opening them with my Jedi mind powers.

Love it:D

Owen_S

BRB trawling through a strangers posts on an internet forum

Back calling somebody a sad act.

EdenHazard

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

1. This thread you started shows you looking up pictures of Justin Bieber

2. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77843090

This thread you started shows that you look up to Niall Horan off One Direction.

3. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77639528

This thread you started states how desperate you are to be famous.

4. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77555118

This thread you started states how you want a haircut like Olly Murs, also off One Direction

5. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77373726

This thread you started shows you wishing Justin Bieber a Happy Birthday

6. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76990958

This thread shows you calling out for more followers on twitter. Hoping to become an online celebrity EdenHazard?

7. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76673128

This thread shows you wishing Jason Derulo a full recovery.

8. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75812620

This thread states that you look up to Justin Bieber.




:cool:

I feel like Jay in the Inbetweeners movie, when your man in the club rips into him.

My words been turned upside down!

* takes off high tops and baggy chinos*

Immaculate Pasta

Aquila wrote: »

And who are you to call the chap out on who he looks up to?

Me? Well I'm nobody. I'm just expressing my opinion on a public forum like everybody else. I just hope my vitriol will lead to EdenHazard making a change in his life and realise who he's looking up to is actually quite sad and is at risk of being ridiculed by it and failed to be taken seriously. He could just ignore what some cunt off the internet is saying who's online gone midnight on a Wednesday evening . I've not made any revelations about myself to him except I believe that I am a few years older than him. It's up to him. I don't really care what he gets up to but I've said on my piece about it now. :cool:

ziggy23

I also 'rock' myself to sleep sometimes which is just me literally shaking myself. It's not sexual frustration I swear:pac:

Tonyandthewhale

I never talk to myself because that's for loonies. I do however, often have long animated conversations with inaminate objects or dumb animals. For instance, last week I spent about 10 minutes loudly explaining to some flies buzzing around my lamp-shade that I got on perfectly well without them all summer and I didn't need their bastarding presence all of a sudden just because the sun had come out.
I also sometimes have conversations not directed at objects or animals where I happen to be the only one participating so I have to take up both sides of the conversation. This is not however, the same as talking to yourself, because that's for loonies...

carfiosaoorl

I have arguments with people in my head and then when I meet them I can't help holding it against them.

Immaculate Pasta

EdenHazard wrote: »

I feel like Jay in the Inbetweeners movie, when your man in the club rips into him.

My words been turned upside down!

* takes off high tops and baggy chinos*

Haha great stuff

Maybe I could grow to like you after all. You can be another lovable rogue like KeithAFC. Thank you for not taking the internet, in particular After Hours too seriously.

Good luck in you quest to become the Irish Justin Beiber, you have my backing! :cool:

Johro

Seachmall wrote: »

I say "man".

As in "Thanks, man", "See ya, man", "Sorry, man", etc.

Mate of mine does that. He says 'sweet' a lot as well. If it's not 'sweet' it's 'sound'. He also does it in texts. 'Nice one man, sweet.'
It's alright, he's sound really.

mezdupmaiden

Anyone else find it mildly amusing that someone went to all that trouble to show how the people he looks up to are "sad"?
When in fact he's the sad one.
Not a fan of an of the crowd he mention bt ffs leave the guy alone.

ukonline

The King of Moo wrote: »

Before every single automatic door I go through I wave my hand so I feel like I'm opening them with my Jedi mind powers.

Reminds me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITbhE9Kuhwg

westendgirlie

I duck when I drive under a height restriction barrier. I think I'll hit my head off it.

EdenHazard

mezdupmaiden wrote: »

Anyone else find it mildly amusing that someone went to all that trouble to show how the people he looks up to are "sad"?
When in fact he's the sad one.
Not a fan of an of the crowd he mention bt ffs leave the guy alone.

Ah it was genius, one of the funniest I've seen in AH, just the sheer dissection of everything I've ever believed in just torn apart in one post! Gotta give credit where its due.

mezdupmaiden

EdenHazard wrote: »

Ah it was genius, one of the funniest I've seen in AH, just the sheer dissection of everything I've ever believed in just torn apart in one post! Gotta give credit where its due.

Bit mental though, hold on, I suppose now you could say you have a stalker, one step close hey hazard?

Sofaspud

Sky King wrote: »

I thank ATMs when they give me my money.

At work I have to scan my card to clock out, when I do that the machine says "Thank you", I usually say "You're welcome"

aquaman

benwavner wrote: »

This quote states that you may be a professional cyber creep who is used to checking out ladies on facebook and thrawling through their photos.........especially when you dont know them.

Oh.. is this not normal behaviour^^^ ?

That's my weird thing then!

Temptamperu

I use Jedi powers to open automatic doors.
I can never remember names so I call people chief.
And finally i make up stories for myself when going to bed as it distracts me from all the things that crawl all over my bed before i sleep... dont worry im on medication for that.

MickySticks

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

1. This thread you started shows you looking up pictures of Justin Bieber

2. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77843090

This thread you started shows that you look up to Niall Horan off One Direction.

3. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77639528

This thread you started states how desperate you are to be famous.

4. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77555118

This thread you started states how you want a haircut like Olly Murs, also off One Direction

5. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77373726

This thread you started shows you wishing Justin Bieber a Happy Birthday

6. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76990958

This thread shows you calling out for more followers on twitter. Hoping to become an online celebrity EdenHazard?

7. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76673128

This thread shows you wishing Jason Derulo a full recovery.

8. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75812620

This thread states that you look up to Justin Bieber.


Ok I don't like to attack people on this forum or call people out but you EdenHazard really are a sad act! Based on the picture of yourself you've uploaded on boards before you're a young lad (17/18?) and you've started countless threads about looking up to teenage boy-bands and how you want to be famous. I'm surprised this isn't your weird thing you put on your Opening Post. I'm only a few years older than you granted but I have met no lad, my age or younger who looks up to these clowns. Your obsession with celebrities, especially male celebrities, your age, who you look up to I find if not worrying incredibly sad. They're an embarrassment. They're as manufactured and fake as they come. Maybe I'm being presumptuous and there's only so much I can judge someone from their online profile and maybe I'm just feeling a bit grumpy tonight but you really are the epitome of the reality tv generation and looks like you've really lapped it all up so I pity you. I really do. I'll leave you to go and practice for your upcoming audition of X Factor otherwise I'll be ranting all night.

:cool:

That was uncalled for. What business is it of your who he looks up?

You're the one that needs a life if this is what amuses you. :rolleyes:

johnners2981

MickySticks wrote: »

That was uncalled for. What business is it of your who he looks up?

You're the one that needs a life if this is what amuses you. :rolleyes:

Stick it to him micky

dodderangler

westendgirlie wrote: »

I duck when I drive under a height restriction barrier. I think I'll hit my head off it.

Me too ha

WoollyRedHat

carfiosaoorl wrote: »

When I cleaning or pottering around the house I say "now" every time I do something or put something down.
I say "bleak" all the time, its becoming a running joke with my family but I can't stop myself.

Bleak House?

Immaculate Pasta

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

1. This thread you started shows you looking up pictures of Justin Bieber

2. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77843090

This thread you started shows that you look up to Niall Horan off One Direction.

3. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77639528

This thread you started states how desperate you are to be famous.

4. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77555118

This thread you started states how you want a haircut like Olly Murs, also off One Direction

5. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77373726

This thread you started shows you wishing Justin Bieber a Happy Birthday

6. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76990958

This thread shows you calling out for more followers on twitter. Hoping to become an online celebrity EdenHazard?

7. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76673128

This thread shows you wishing Jason Derulo a full recovery.

8. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75812620

This thread states that you look up to Justin Bieber.


Ok I don't like to attack people on this forum or call people out but you EdenHazard really are a sad act! Based on the picture of yourself you've uploaded on boards before you're a young lad (17/18?) and you've started countless threads about looking up to teenage boy-bands and how you want to be famous. I'm surprised this isn't your weird thing you put on your Opening Post. I'm only a few years older than you granted but I have met no lad, my age or younger who looks up to these clowns. Your obsession with celebrities, especially male celebrities, your age, who you look up to I find if not worrying incredibly sad. They're an embarrassment. They're as manufactured and fake as they come. Maybe I'm being presumptuous and there's only so much I can judge someone from their online profile and maybe I'm just feeling a bit grumpy tonight but you really are the epitome of the reality tv generation and looks like you've really lapped it all up so I pity you. I really do. I'll leave you to go and practice for your upcoming audition of X Factor otherwise I'll be ranting all night.

:cool:

:eek:
Please lay down the flamethrower Immaculate Pasta! Apparently you were going for the 'tough medicine' approach but that was harsh, and hey maybe that's just how you roll.

EdenHazard, don't be afraid to dream. I'm finding it hard to find a good word for these 'peers' you look up to, but we all need someone to aspire to. I'm sure you'll grow out of that phase and if you don't it's absolutely nothing to me, Immaculate Pasta or any of the other personalities here, so in other words - do whatever the eff makes you happy yourself. Just if you are dreaming beyond the norm of being famous, know that it won't happen unless you get up and make it happen and apply yourself endlessly to a skill/art. Plus you have to actually have a talent in the first....wait, wtf did I almost just write?!? It's 2012, of course you don't have to have a talent just to be famous. Depends what kind of fame you seek. Anyway, hope you learned the hard lesson IP served you about what you put on the internet. Scathing as it was, that was like the message board equivalent of 'Sodom and Gomorrah', fúcking hell!

pragmatic1

I make sarcastic comments to myself when I injure myself.

csi vegas

I only use the corners of a tissue to dab my nose, never the middle, all four corners as it's easier to gain access. So should any of you ever need an emergency tissue from me you can rest assured that the middle is completely free from wet

im invisible

Once more?

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

1. This thread you started shows you looking up pictures of Justin Bieber

2. http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77843090

This thread you started shows that you look up to Niall Horan off One Direction.

3. http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77639528

This thread you started states how desperate you are to be famous.

4. http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77555118

This thread you started states how you want a haircut like Olly Murs, also off One Direction

5. http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77373726

This thread you started shows you wishing Justin Bieber a Happy Birthday

6. http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76990958

This thread shows you calling out for more followers on twitter. Hoping to become an online celebrity EdenHazard?

7. http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76673128

This thread shows you wishing Jason Derulo a full recovery.

8. http://m.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=75812620

This thread states that you look up to Justin Bieber.


Ok I don't like to attack people on this forum or call people out but you EdenHazard really are a sad act! Based on the picture of yourself you've uploaded on boards before you're a young lad (17/18?) and you've started countless threads about looking up to teenage boy-bands and how you want to be famous. I'm surprised this isn't your weird thing you put on your Opening Post. I'm only a few years older than you granted but I have met no lad, my age or younger who looks up to these clowns. Your obsession with celebrities, especially male celebrities, your age, who you look up to I find if not worrying incredibly sad. They're an embarrassment. They're as manufactured and fake as they come. Maybe I'm being presumptuous and there's only so much I can judge someone from their online profile and maybe I'm just feeling a bit grumpy tonight but you really are the epitome of the reality tv generation and looks like you've really lapped it all up so I pity you. I really do. I'll leave you to go and practice for your upcoming audition of X Factor otherwise I'll be ranting all night.

:cool:

i like to quote

J. Marston

pragmatic1 wrote: »

I make sarcastic comments to myself when I injure myself.

Yip, same here.

pragmatic1

Temptamperu wrote: »

I use Jedi powers to open automatic doors.
I can never remember names so I call people chief.
And finally i make up stories for myself when going to bed as it distracts me from all the things that crawl all over my bed before i sleep... dont worry im on medication for that.

I do this too. Its actually a good way to get to sleep.

latenia

I also call everyone man; they think it's because I'm a hippy stoner but in reality I just don't remember anyone's name. When I have a massive fart on the way I like to bend over and touch my toes or throw one leg up on a table and do a lunge-it makes it feel like I'm working it out thoroughly.

Fiona

westendgirlie wrote: »

I duck when I drive under a height restriction barrier. I think I'll hit my head off it.

Haha does anybody else do this when something whacks off your windscreen?

working fool

Long Time Reader wrote: »

i feel the corner's of sharp fabrics.

always have... always will...

Me too !
Wanna go halfers on a therapist or a duvet cover ?

M.T. Cranium

Anything of think can't I.

About 5-10 minutes after I've gone to the bathroom at home, I return to the scene of the crime to make sure I flushed the toilet.

This would be totally normal if I was forgetful, but I've never actually forgotten to flush. If I don't check however, for example if I'm a guest in a house and don't want to look like a weirdo, I actually get genuine anxiety about it.

Susie_Q

I recently checked out of a lovely hotel room after 5 nights and involuntarily said "Bye, room" as I left. I think I do this a lot if it's somewhere I enjoyed staying.

Mr Benevolent

I feel good about myself.

JerryHandbag

I do an Elvis style knee-trembling wobble when I finish having a pee.

Wurly

I find it impossible to keep my surroundings tidy. I don't know what it is. My OH is constantly picking up after me. He says it's like someone comes into a room with full bags and sporadically empties them haphazardly all over the place. ha ha.I really don't mean to be so messy. But when I come home, there is literally a trail of my belongings from where I started to where I end up. I feel like i'm winning the battle but then it inevitably gets out of hand.. I really don't know why I find it so difficult. It's like it doesn't occur to me that the place is getting untidy.:)

Lady Chatterton

I can't touch bathroom door handles after I've washed my hands :eek::eek::eek: Lets face it some people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom so I can't help but think about all the germs on those door handles.

If I'm using the toilets at work or a public toilet, I usually wait for someone else to open the door :o:o or if I have to open the door I wrap my hand in toilet tissue so I don't have to touch the handle. :o:o

Ginny

Seachmall wrote: »

For me it has to be a multiple of 5.

same here and if a multiple of 5 is too low or too high, then the next even number is acceptable.

smash

Whatever I eat, chips, crisps, nuts etc. I always pics out the nicest looking ones to eat first.

jenndudess79

I bless my self every time I see an Ambulance.

I live right becide the hospital, so my friends and family think ive found god because Im blessing my self about 20 times a day.

Tea-a-Maria

I'm constantly messing with the tags on my clothes.:oThey have to be the soft type though!None of those crappy papery ones!

foxyboxer

I refuse to drink soft drinks because I think they have too much sugar/calories.

Yet, I'll quite happily drink pint after pint which is probably far worse health-wise.

:rolleyes:

vex

I can make that clicking sound that Predator makes in the movies

FanadMan

I talk to myself......and the scary thing is I answer myself

El Inho

MrsD007 wrote: »

I can't touch bathroom door handles after I've washed my hands :eek::eek::eek: Lets face it some people don't wash their hands after using the bathroom so I can't help but think about all the germs on those door handles.

If I'm using the toilets at work or a public toilet, I usually wait for someone else to open the door :o:o or if I have to open the door I wrap my hand in toilet tissue so I don't have to touch the handle. :o:o

hate to break it to you, but you also have to use three smileys all the time.

El Inho

vex wrote: »

I can make that clicking sound that Predator makes in the movies

any chance of a video :P

pragmatic1

If I have the cold or I've been sneezing, the roof of my mouth gets itchy. I try and relieve the itch with my tongue and it makes a weird noise.

Lady Chatterton

eldwaro wrote: »

hate to break it to you, but you also have to use three smileys all the time.

LOL, I'm getting help for that though :):)

Popsy

I used to lift my feet up off the accelerator when driving through puddles.

I'm also very prone to static shocks so I've developed a bad habit of knocking on metal things with my sleeve pulled down over my hand before touching them properly.