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**** in songs

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0




    if you listen close you can hear him say "need a little time to **** off" too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    '' Touch me in the morning ...then just **** away ''



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Most of the **** songs are by men, but Oops (oh my) by Missy Elliott and Tweet is all about lady self lovin'.........;)




    "Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head
    Oh my
    OOPS, there goes my skirt droppin' to my feet
    Oh my
    Ooh, some kinda touch caressing my leg
    Oh my
    Ooh I'm turning red
    Who could this be?"


    "I tried and I tried to avoid
    but this thing was happening
    Swallow my pride
    Let it ride and party
    But this body felt just like mines
    I got worried
    I looked over to the left
    A reflection of myself
    That's why I couldn't catch my breath"

    "(I looked over to the left)
    Umm I was looking so good I couldn't reject myself
    (I looked over to the left)
    Umm I was feeling so good I had to touch myself
    (I looked over to the left)
    Umm I was eyein my thighs butter pecan brown
    (I looked over to the left)
    Umm comin' outta my shirt and then the skirt came down"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,033 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    The Beatles: Lovely Rita:


    Took her out and tried to win her.
    Had a laugh and over dinner,
    Told her I would really like to see her again.
    Got the bill and Rita paid it.
    Took her home I nearly made it,
    Sitting on the sofa with a sister or two.

    Oh, lovely Rita meter maid,
    Where would I be without you?
    Give us a wink and make me think of you.

    ... then listen to the last 30 seconds ... :o

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,950 ✭✭✭Pinturicchio


    "Solo Flights" by Eagles of Death Metal.

    "What the sitch' is, I scratch what itches. Bravo, self-gratification."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    By Shane MacGowan (1994)

    Skinheads, coppers, all cock sucker, punks
    Me I'm recovering from a nine day drunk
    Hands of a bar maid
    Bringing off a bald headed monk
    All this and more for just one line of junk


    I'll be your handbag
    But I'd rather be your negligee
    I'll be your handbag
    You blow my mind away
    You blow my mind away

    Don't snatch me please
    Don't snatch me please
    Don't snatch me please
    Don't snatch me please
    Don't snatch me please
    Don't snatch me please
    Don't snatch me please
    Don't snatch me please

    So cold that I could freeze
    Now you got me on my knees
    I'll be your handbag
    Be right next to you
    I'll be your handbag
    Cause I belong to you
    Cause I belong to you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭guitarzero




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭guitarzero




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