Pet names for your bits...

davet82

I knew a guy who called his penis Eric for some reason... his name was Mark, so bit of a freaky thing to do...

anyways, anybody give their private bits a nickname?

Mr. Rager

Fiedo

FatherLen

the mastodon

animan

Emperor Humungous

prinz

No....






Dr. No to be exact.

Captain Darling

Bertie Ahern. A prick and a wanker.

smash

cockasaurus

The Snipe

"The Piss Blaster".

And

"The Mother Impaler"

Mr. Rager

It.

CardBordWindow

Sir Disappointment.

splashthecash

I do have a nickname for my penis. It’s called The Octagon, But I’ve also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang.

Fizman

Willis.

davet82

Fizman wrote: »

Willis.

who you talkin bout?

Fromthetrees

Flopsy.

holystungun9

Clonakilty.

foxyboxer

William Michael Richard Johnson.

Or to the ladies who've met him.

Willy Mickey Dick Johnson.

Captain_Generic

Thunder Hammer

daithieoghan

Silken Thomas

davet82

any women name their bits btw?

MajorMax

My Knob is called Richard.

Why do men name their knobs? Because we don't want a stranger making 95% of our choices for us

munstermaddog

Raymond

Everyone loves Raymond

Mickey H

Kingsnake.

Copyright: Charlie Harper.

AngryBollix

anaconda

GO_Bear

My Sex Pistol

corktina

i'm not sure it's still there as my belly hides it, and you wouldn't want to bend too far forward in Prison

AngryBollix

angrybollix's raging ballsac

Capt'n Midnight

davet82 wrote: »

Pet names for your bits...

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IM0

the sharpshootin babymaker

stupidusername

davet82 wrote: »

any women name their bits btw?

No

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Percy

paddy kerins

Liam Neeson II

Einhard

My dog calls my cock George. My cat thinks it beyond him to have a name for my penis. Stupid cat.

Bluesteel7

The intestine tickler

IM0

I call it snowy, well you did say pet name

think Ill change it to 'the snowblower' though since it definately isnt cat

policarp

Mick or Dick or prick or cock or penis or lad or langer
Depending on which day of the week, or month. . .

IM0

Dick Pound

Reamer Fanny

Vlad the impaler

Jess16

Gethin

Sharpshooter

William Roache who plays Ken Barlow in Corrie claims to have bedded 1,000 women.

His nickname is cock.

Every inch a winner in this thread considering the name was given to him.:D

RobbingBandit

Caesar, he came he saw he conquered.

LaFuton

some of them names were links, no chance lads, not clickin tha no thank ye, not even a nsfw to be seen.

anyway on topic, my lad has got multiple personalities just like his daddy so is known by a few references; usually Ard Rí (there's a song that goes with that one, its part of La Fu's patented Magna Groove, uses futuristic rhyming technology so use your imagination)

but he goes under other aliases too, always trying to stay under the radar of egotestical authoritarian gigantism (e.g. Capt. Schlong Look Picard, The Holy Wood, John Thomas Longfellow and obviously Ahab) while at the same time safely fluffing above the stain of self-defecating minimalism. i.e. Curly Sue, Sisters Wish, and of course Jonny The Retard.

i am obviously without amalgamation between the two heads, or so i like to think, but not all of the above names were solely my creation, there's no japI in team

(ah he didnt....dry bastard)

Potential-Monke

The Ginger Commodore

im invisible

Biggus Dickus


well not really, i thought it'd be good for a laugh, the ladies seem to think so anyway...

LaFuton

anybody else thinkin this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipIMPcpaRA4

Muttin' Dagger, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing Rod, Tallywhacker, Pocket Rocket, One-eyed Trouser, Trout.

Ding Dong, Ankle-Spanker, Pork Sword, Engine Cranker, Hairy Hot Dog, Davey Crockett, Let them all hang out!

Pet Names for genitalia. You know the girls think of them, and you gotta love 'em. Pet Names for genitalia. There's always something silly, about little Willie!

Wang, Wazzu, Weenie, Whacker, Pecker, Peepee, Kidney Cracker, Heat-Seeking-Moisture-Missile, Gigglestick, Love Whistle, Tube Steak, Uncle D_ck. This is getting really sick. I'm not through, there's one more, PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

Pet Names for genitalia. You know the girls think of them, and you gotta love them. Pet Names for genitalia. There's always something silly, about little Willie!

Pet Names for genitalia. You know the girls think of them, and you gotta love them. Pet Names for genitalia.

Mr Benevolent

ThunderStick

Mickey Dazzler

I like to call me penis my flithy fuck sick

Defiler Of The Coffin

Prick McGinty

ihsb

davet82 wrote: »

any women name their bits btw?

Yes I do! my boobs are called Pinky and Perky.:)

Feisar

Percival sometimes as a joke.

Had an ex with an epic set of breasts that used to jokingly call them peaches and cream.

davet82

i know a girl who refers to her boobs as her puppies... i must ask her why now that i think of it

paddyandy

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