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Romance Throughout Life

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  • 07-04-2012 1:59pm
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    Bootup
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    Seven year-old girl: "Let's play house." Seven year-old boy: "Let's play doctor."


    Sixteen year-old girl: "I'm interested in romance and I want a relationship, but I'm not ready for sex."

    Sixteen year-old boy: "I'll agree to anything if we can have sex."


    Twenty-five year-old female: "I'm at the age where I am looking for a serious, romantic relationship."

    Twenty-five year-old male: "Let's spend the night naked.", or, "Let's go somewhere and spend the whole weekend naked."


    Wife: "I'm feeling romantic, how about dinner and a movie?"
    Husband: "Uh, sure, if the movie has naked women in it."


    Old Wife: (Sighs) "Remember when we were young and we'd make love all night long?" Old Husband: (Looks puzzled ) "Who are you?"


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